Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 800 page shitfight thread.

[Frankston Rover]

Nah, but pretty sure it's nakia.
I see your from franga so if your still using a Nokia GSM il send you an iPhone or something.
Or you could just steal one

VFA flags, terrible colours and Frankston jokes.

 

[dean31]

VFA flags, terrible colours and Frankston jokes.

He must have finally accepted that a 3peat and 4 flags dynasty is better than a no peat failed attempt of a dynasty. Now his delusional mind has given him something else to hang onto.

 

[JD Tomahawk]

VFA flags, terrible colours and Frankston jokes.

I do use the terrible colours a fair bit, but to honest it was a fu***** terrrrible decision. I sometimes feel sorry for the fans, especially the young bandwagoner kids of the last few years who will now have to suffer

 

[dean31]

Apologies, I've never heard of a hawfie owning 2 cars. You must put in long hours down at the local fish and chip shop

Mining and Construction, someone has to keep this shit country afloat.
Enjoy your dole day fish and chips, smokes, booze and drugs.

 

[JD Tomahawk]

Mining and Construction, someone has to keep this shit country afloat.
Enjoy your dole day fish and chips, smokes, booze and drugs.

Haha mining. I knew whatever job you had you only needed half a brain smokes booze and drugs, sounds right up your alley really. Pretty much goes hand in hand with your occupation.

 

[dean31]

Dual trade and I actually work in construction for mining. Never smoked or done drugs, seen enough friends growing up in country Victoria go off the rails with that shit so never bothered with it. But yes it's rife in the construction and mining industry, was quite bad in military also. Kinda like me assuming your a meth head been a likely Geelong resident.
And what does the supremely educated and intellgent
JD TomaSpud do for a crust?

 

[A Cut Above]

Apologies, I've never heard of a hawfie owning 2 cars. You must put in long hours down at the local fish and chip shop

Who the hell is this blow in Handbagger minnow?

I've never seen him before (or noticed him if I did) but all of a sudden he's casting dispersions (sic) and throwing his weight around like he's someone I should know about. The stink of elias wafts off him but I can't place this particular vintage.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Dual trade and I actually work in construction for mining. Never smoked or done drugs, seen enough friends growing up in country Victoria go off the rails with that shit so never bothered with it. But yes it's rife in the construction and mining industry, was quite bad in military also. Kinda like me assuming your a meth head been a likely Geelong resident.
And what does the supremely educated and intellgent
JD TomaSpud do for a crust?

Sounds like this ^ 48%er is chatting you up JD Tomahawk. Maybe he's the kind of construction worker only found in the Village People.

 

[Danger_Cat]

Not me, personally I think it's pathetic jumping on a new recruit, every player has to earn their stripes. Speculation is just that speculation, people may get interested in a possible recruit its different than lickin ball of a new recruit to a club.
Hawks were never in the market for Dangerfield, most people knew that. It's called a salary cap.

I don't think he's the Messiah but he will be a very important cog.

I've followed him since his junior days. It's good to have him home.

 

[A Cut Above]

Sounds like this ^ 48%er is chatting you up JD Tomahawk. Maybe he's the kind of construction worker only found in the Village People.

Nice sig Geelong Faux-Dynasty.



AFL Premierships
Hawthorn - 5
Geelong - 3


VFA Premierships
Geelong - 7

 

[JD Tomahawk]

Dual trade and I actually work in construction for mining. Never smoked or done drugs, seen enough friends growing up in country Victoria go off the rails with that shit so never bothered with it. But yes it's rife in the construction and mining industry, was quite bad in military also. Kinda like me assuming your a meth head been a likely Geelong resident.
And what does the supremely educated and intellgent
JD TomaSpud do for a crust?

I'm in disability
I guess you could say we are both making a difference lol

 

[JD Tomahawk]

Who the hell is this blow in Handbagger minnow?

I've never seen him before (or noticed him if I did) but all of a sudden he's casting dispersions (sic) and throwing his weight around like he's someone I should know about. The stink of elias wafts off him but I can't place this particular vintage.

I'm just an average joe hoping to get under your skin.
Not sure if getting noticed by you is anything special.
I've been throwing my weight around these parts full time via phone for the last few months.
Am I an elias....Maybe I am maybe I'm not.

 

[Lethality]

I don't think he's the Messiah but he will be a very important cog.

I've followed him since his junior days. It's good to have him home.

Unfortunately the loss of players such as Kelly, Stokes, Johnson are also part of the equation. SJ kicked 30 goals last year so Dangerfield will just be a midfield upgrade on him.

 

[Danger_Cat]

Unfortunately the loss of players such as Kelly, Stokes, Johnson are also part of the equation. SJ kicked 30 goals last year so Dangerfield will just be a midfield upgrade on him.

You should stick to ice hockey.

 

[MinerBoy]

Your lucky your pathetic team was even invited into the VFA. Can only imagine how many handies the hawks board at the time had to give out for that one to happen

Nakia must love you. He isn't even the most embarrassing poster in this thread with you around. Amazing.

Thread delivers. Possibly not for the reason you 2 think though.

 

[A Cut Above]

Unfortunately the loss of players such as Kelly, Stokes, Johnson are also part of the equation. SJ kicked 30 goals last year so Dangerfield will just be a midfield upgrade on him.

SJ will be a huge loss considering Geelong's only capable small forward is Gutflop (a poor man's obese Cyril) and they want him playing in the midfield because theirs lacks the genuine pace that's essential to their run & carry gameplan - which Chris Scott is too inept & intractable to change.

Tummy Porkins is the AFL's least mobile forward. Vardy & Clark are loping plodders of questionable reliability, Kersten belongs in a potato field and Menzel should be regarded as a bonus if he can stay fit rather than a vital ingredient. They lack a resting ruck who kicks goals and haven't had one since Ottens.

One glance at the Geelong forwardline and you can see how top-heavy & unbalanced it is. The AFL ranked their attack 7th in 2015 and I thought that was generous. Losing Stevie J along with the continued decline of the Bartel (who already looks cooked) is going to hurt them. As usual they'll rely excessively on Tommapork to kick a winning score but this is a guy who's only had two 50+ goal seasons in his career, a far cry from Roughead who's done it 6 times which I thinks sums up the difference in quality between the two players & the two clubs nicely.



Wow, can't believe I went so far off topic. Here we are supposed to be discussing how dirt broke the Handbaggers are not how mediocre their team is!

 

[KardiniaPark]

I knew I shouldn't have come back.

 

[TazHawk15]

I've been a member since Handbaggers was actually used as an insult. So more than 30 years ago.

30 years you say.

So you should be well versed in the torment the Hawks have handed out to the Handbaggers all these years.

 

[TazHawk15]

I knew I shouldn't have come back.

Exactly.

Even the Handbagger posters are embarrassed by Nokia.

 

[Danger_Cat]

Nokia and handbaggers. Gee you hawks know how to cut to the bone.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Haha, now they've changed tact to trying to predict the future...

They really are shitting bricks at the prospect of failure in their quest for dynasty supremacy in 2016.

Chin up guys, a 3 year dynasty isn't that bad.

 

[Lethality]

Haha, now they've changed tact to trying to predict the future...

They really are shitting bricks at the prospect of failure in their quest for dynasty supremacy in 2016.

Chin up guys, a 3 year dynasty isn't that bad.

It's change tack you imbecile. It's a nautical term meaning a course correction.

 

[Mitchell54]

Haha, now they've changed tact to trying to predict the future...

They really are shitting bricks at the prospect of failure in their quest for dynasty supremacy in 2016.

Chin up guys, a 3 year dynasty isn't that bad.

I'm kinda surprised you haven't talked yourself into getting banned yet because you've talked yourself into just about everything else.

Anyway. let's get back on track with this thread. How did they lose 3.3m last year?
LoL at this thread already having 67 pages though.

 

[Danger_Cat]

I'm kinda surprised you haven't talked yourself into getting banned yet because you've talked yourself into just about everything else.

Anyway. let's get back on track with this thread. How did they lose 3.3m last year?
LoL at this thread already having 67 pages though.

LOL at 50 of those pages being due to the Hawks and blow-ins from their team board.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I'm kinda surprised you haven't talked yourself into getting banned yet because you've talked yourself into just about everything else.

Now why would I do that?

Watching an entire supporter base foam at the mouth and object to being inferior to Geelong is worth its weight in Gold.

I couldn't possibly miss it.