Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 800 page shitfight thread.

[Lunchlady Doris]

Yeah my last three years have been absolute hell...

And you still get all worked up about the lil old Geelong Footy Club.

Never hurt anyone.

 

[Frankston Rover]

And you still get all worked up about the lil old Geelong Footy Club.

Never hurt anyone.

Worked up? Schadenfreude, my friend.

Another layer of happiness for me to enjoy.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Worked up? Schadenfreude, my friend.

Another layer of happiness for me to enjoy.

Yeah, sure thing *wink*

 

[Frankston Rover]

Yeah, sure thing *wink*

Yeah you remember - it was what you guys used to do back in the day - before your club went broke and the Hawks won 3 in a row.

Bet you miss those days, Doris...

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

Yeah you remember - it was what you guys used to do back in the day - before your club went broke and the Hawks won 3 in a row.

Bet you miss those days, Doris...

This is much more fun - seeing you rentboys in a spin even after your club has won 3.

 

[Frankston Rover]

This is much more fun - seeing you rentboys in a spin even after your club has won 3.

Yeah, sure thing. *wink*

 

[Hawkk]

Ours ended with the best dynasty the league has seen... You're merely attempting to take over that mantle in 2016.

Best of luck.

Haha

2007, (2008), 2009, 2011

FFS weve done that shit 3 times in 45 years

1971, (1975), 1976, 1978
1983, (1984), (1985), 1986, (1987), 1988, 1989, 1991
2008, (2012), 2013, 2014, 2015

Hawthorn dwarf Detroit lite

 

[Hawkk]

You keep telling yourself that if it helps you sleep at night.

Bro its a fact (direct from AFL records)...

Adelaide (2 v 5)
1997, 1998 v 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Brisbane Bears (0 v 3)
0 v 1988, 1989, 1991

Brisbane Lions (3 v 4)
2001, 2002, 2003 v 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Carlton (11 v 13)
1938, 1945, 1947, 1968, 1970, 1972, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1987, 1995 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Collingwood (10 v 13)
1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1935, 1936, 1953, 1958, 1990, 2010 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Essendon (9 v 13)
1942, 1946, 1950, 1962, 1965, 1984, 1985, 1993, 2000 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Fitzroy (1 v 13)
1944 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Fremantle (0 v 4)
0 v 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Geelong (9 v 13)
1925, 1931, 1937, 1951, 1952, 1963, 2007, 2009, 2011 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Gold Coast (0 v 3)
0 v 2013, 2014, 2015

GWS Giants (0 v 3)
0 v 2013, 2014, 2015

Melbourne (11 v 13)
1926, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1948, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1959, 1960, 1964 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

North Melbourne (4 v 13)
1975, 1977, 1996, 1999 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Port Adelaide (1 v 4)
2004 v 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Richmond (8 v 13)
1932, 1934, 1942, 1967, 1969, 1973, 1974, 1980 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

St Kilda (1 v 13)
1966 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Sydney (3 v 13)
1933, 2005, 2012 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

West Coast (3 v 7)
1992, 1994, 2006 v 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Western Bulldogs (1 v 13)
1954 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

So yeah...pound for pound the most successful club in the league. In fact you have to go back to 1914 (11 years before the Hawks were asked to join the VFL / AFL) to find a club (any club) that matches 13 flags - all since the challenge system was abolished

 

[chefmeister]

In fact you have to go back to 1914 (11 years before the Hawks were asked to join the VFL / AFL) to find a club (any club) that matches 13 flags - all since the challenge system was abolished

 

[ChappyUK]

Bro its a fact (direct from AFL records)...

Adelaide (2 v 5)
1997, 1998 v 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Brisbane Bears (0 v 3)
0 v 1988, 1989, 1991

Brisbane Lions (3 v 4)
2001, 2002, 2003 v 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Carlton (11 v 13)
1938, 1945, 1947, 1968, 1970, 1972, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1987, 1995 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Collingwood (10 v 13)
1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1935, 1936, 1953, 1958, 1990, 2010 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Essendon (9 v 13)
1942, 1946, 1950, 1962, 1965, 1984, 1985, 1993, 2000 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Fitzroy (1 v 13)
1944 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Fremantle (0 v 4)
0 v 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Geelong (9 v 13)
1925, 1931, 1937, 1951, 1952, 1963, 2007, 2009, 2011 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Gold Coast (0 v 3)
0 v 2013, 2014, 2015

GWS Giants (0 v 3)
0 v 2013, 2014, 2015

Melbourne (11 v 13)
1926, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1948, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1959, 1960, 1964 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

North Melbourne (4 v 13)
1975, 1977, 1996, 1999 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Port Adelaide (1 v 4)
2004 v 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Richmond (8 v 13)
1932, 1934, 1942, 1967, 1969, 1973, 1974, 1980 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

St Kilda (1 v 13)
1966 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Sydney (3 v 13)
1933, 2005, 2012 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

West Coast (3 v 7)
1992, 1994, 2006 v 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Western Bulldogs (1 v 13)
1954 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

So yeah...pound for pound the most successful club in the league. In fact you have to go back to 1914 (11 years before the Hawks were asked to join the VFL / AFL) to find a club (any club) that matches 13 flags - all since the challenge system was abolished

The Hawks are a rare breed indeed.

 

[A Cut Above]

Bro its a fact (direct from AFL records)...

Adelaide (2 v 5)
1997, 1998 v 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Brisbane Bears (0 v 3)
0 v 1988, 1989, 1991

Brisbane Lions (3 v 4)
2001, 2002, 2003 v 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Carlton (11 v 13)
1938, 1945, 1947, 1968, 1970, 1972, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1987, 1995 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Collingwood (10 v 13)
1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1935, 1936, 1953, 1958, 1990, 2010 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Essendon (9 v 13)
1942, 1946, 1950, 1962, 1965, 1984, 1985, 1993, 2000 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Fitzroy (1 v 13)
1944 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Fremantle (0 v 4)
0 v 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Geelong (9 v 13)
1925, 1931, 1937, 1951, 1952, 1963, 2007, 2009, 2011 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Gold Coast (0 v 3)
0 v 2013, 2014, 2015

GWS Giants (0 v 3)
0 v 2013, 2014, 2015

Melbourne (11 v 13)
1926, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1948, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1959, 1960, 1964 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

North Melbourne (4 v 13)
1975, 1977, 1996, 1999 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Port Adelaide (1 v 4)
2004 v 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Richmond (8 v 13)
1932, 1934, 1942, 1967, 1969, 1973, 1974, 1980 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

St Kilda (1 v 13)
1966 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Sydney (3 v 13)
1933, 2005, 2012 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

West Coast (3 v 7)
1992, 1994, 2006 v 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

Western Bulldogs (1 v 13)
1954 v 1961, 1971, 1976, 1978, 1983, 1986, 1988, 1989, 1991, 2008, 2013, 2014, 2015

So yeah...pound for pound the most successful club in the league. In fact you have to go back to 1914 (11 years before the Hawks were asked to join the VFL / AFL) to find a club (any club) that matches 13 flags - all since the challenge system was abolished

There's only one stat that matters to me in this sport Hawkk - Premierships won during my lifetime.

Hawthorn - 11
Carlton - 6
Essendon - 4
Geelong - 3

 

[chefmeister]

There's only one stat that matters to me in this sport Hawkk - Premierships won during my lifetime.

Hawthorn - 11
Carlton - 6
Essendon - 4
Geelong - 3

So you've seen more that matters from your most hated clubs then. Ouch.

 

[A Cut Above]

So you've seen more that matters from your most hated clubs then. Ouch.

I know, its been pretty tough going. Thankfully the last three years have been bearable.

 

[chefmeister]

I know, its been pretty tough going. Thankfully the last three years have been bearable.

I agree, the 3peat is bearable, just.

Watching the hawfs 4peat and become the GOAT would've done my head in so I really can't thank the Swans enough for that pre-emptive panadol.

 

[A Cut Above]

I agree, the 3peat is bearable, just.

Watching the hawfs 4peat and become the GOAT would've done my head in so I really can't thank the Swans enough for that pre-emptive panadol.

I'm guessing you weren't thanking them quite as much after this famous game


Sydney 22.16.148 d Geelong 5.8.38

 

[chefmeister]

I'm guessing you weren't thanking them quite as much after this famous game

I certainly would have if it had of mattered but it didn't so -

 

[ChappyUK]

I'm guessing you weren't thanking them quite as much after this famous game


Sydney 22.16.148 d Geelong 5.8.38

If there is one thing the Hawks have taught me it is that home and away games don't matter.

 

[A Cut Above]

I certainly would have if it had of mattered but it didn't so -

The shame of being belted by 110 points doesn't bother you? Pity all the Pufferfish here can't embrace that attitude!

Hey at least you had revenge on the Swans next time you played them up in Sydney. That must've felt terrific.

 

[chefmeister]

The shame of being belted by 110 points doesn't bother you? Pity all the Pufferfish here can't embrace that attitude!

Hey at least you had revenge on the Swans next time you played them up in Sydney. That must've felt terrific.

lol dude get over it, like I said the game didn't even matter.

 

[Gunstall555]

If there is one thing the Hawks have taught me it is that home and away games don't matter.

Now that you have conceded that you must admit, 3 in a row is better than 3 in 5 years right?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Clearly the tie breaker was 2008. Cats win that and this era would have been theirs.

 

[ChappyUK]

Now that you have conceded that you must admit, 3 in a row is better than 3 in 5 years right?

I don't concede or admit anything. This is a battle you Hawks are having with yourselves.

 

[TazHawk15]

Clearly the tie breaker was 2008. Cats win that and this era would have been theirs.

Shhhhhhhhhhh.

Just like not mentioning the war to Germans, never mention 2008 to a Hawthorn obsessed Handbagger.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

These blokes are still melting over Geelong's superior dynasty. Not my fault you couldn't beat Geelong in 09.

 

[dean31]

Clearly the tie breaker was 2008. Cats win that and this era would have been theirs.

Agreed they very likely would have gone on to win a 3Peat. Instead they were left with an era lacking any B2B success.
Official AFL era Dynasty rankings below.
1st: Hawks
2nd: Lions
3rd: Adelaide
Last: Geelong