Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Tibbs]

lol.

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CULTURAL issues have underpinned Gold Coast's struggles for years and led to the shedding of talented but controversial players Harley Bennell and Charlie Dixon in October.

But speaking to the club's website, coach Rodney Eade said the playing group had begun to "drive" training and behavioural standards at the club – critical to success in any sport.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-12-26/inconsistent-standards-in-the-past-for-suns-eade

How about the Gold Coast's "cultural issues" led to Dixon "shedding" the Suns! But then we wouldn't want to let the truth get in the way of a good story, would we?

 

[Asgardian]

Probably best known for his open letter to Patty Dangerfield. The tiser also has a journo who gets to author the occasional one-eyed Port article.

poor old Craig **** gets a bum wrap by near association.

 

[tribey]

http://m.afl.com.au/news/2015-12-29/the-afls-best-midfields-in-2016-where-does-your-team-rank

Cyril Rioli listed as midfield depth for Hawthorn. Chad Wingard not listed as midfield depth for Port.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

One of the Headlines in today's Sunday Mail reads

Levi wants to be leader in Saints' resurrection

The first paragraph then reads "CARLTON forward Levi Casboult is relishing the opportunity to become the Blues' key target inside-50."

When did Carlton become The Saints?

 

[OneGreatClub]

One of the Headlines in today's Sunday Mail reads

Levi wants to be leader in Saints' resurrection

The first paragraph then reads "CARLTON forward Levi Casboult is relishing the opportunity to become the Blues' key target inside-50."

When did Carlton become The Saints?

Haha some highschool kid must be filling in for holidays

 

[Del80659]

Haha some highschool kid must be filling in for holidays

for his younger brother

 

[OneGreatClub]

Just wondering. Are the idiots on 5AA back from holidays today too?

 

[Papa G]

When writing about Colquhoun's win in the time trial, Richard Earle refers to him as "last year's midfield revelation". Seriously do these dipshits even watch our games?

 

[Lagooner]

When writing about Colquhoun's win in the time trial, Richard Earle refers to him as "last year's midfield revelation". Seriously do these dipshits even watch our games?

He probably mixed him up with Sam Gray, they do have the same first name afterall!

#carn
#muppets

 

[70sDinosaur]

poor old Craig **** gets a bum wrap by near association.

Yeah, as if playing for South Adelaide wasn't bad enough for the poor guy.

 

[Chrizzt]

One of the Headlines in today's Sunday Mail reads

Levi wants to be leader in Saints' resurrection

The first paragraph then reads "CARLTON forward Levi Casboult is relishing the opportunity to become the Blues' key target inside-50."

When did Carlton become The Saints?

I guess if he starts kicking goals next year, he'll be far more likely to finish his career at St Kilda rather than Carlton.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Found this in the letters to the editor section of today's SM (apologies for the poor scanning)

 

[Valentino]

Found this in the letters to the editor section of today's SM (apologies for the poor scanning)

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They still have letters to the editor?

 

[DaTBird187]

They still have letters to the editor?

People still read newspapers?

 

[Portology]

Found this in the letters to the editor section of today's SM (apologies for the poor scanning)

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Congratulations to the author. I don't think it would be possible to write a more concise satire of South Australia pre-1990.

 

[scottjr]

People still read newspapers?

The Sunday Mail is still printed ?

 

[Duck Farmer]

Found this in the letters to the editor section of today's SM (apologies for the poor scanning)

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Ok, which one of you is taking the piss.

 

[PAWt]

Clearly written by a Port supporter - Port Adelaide Football Club? Port Power if genuine

 

[philreich]

Other than lining for the bottom of a bird cage, I see no use for the local paper: especially in view of the fact that I don't own a bird.

 

[Grave Danger]

I see they're finally getting rid of that hideous Adelaide Crows-themed Hajek 'sculpture'. I thought that would have gone years ago, or have they just been talking about it?

 

[DaTBird187]

Other than lining for the bottom of a bird cage, I see no use for the local paper: especially in view of the fact that I don't own a bird.

Ahhh the Newspaper. Its demographic is now limited to the elderly and Bird owning, Fish and Chip shop running Pirates hat makers.

 

[Steve Dore]

People still read newspapers?

I still read newspapers online but then I read many news sources.

Sometimes I learn interesting facts from newspapers, such as from Richard Earle in today's Sunday Mail that Don "Mr Perfect" Pyke is a blood relative of Albert Einstein.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Remember when you bought it for the TV Guide.. ahh simpler times

 

[LFC2010]

I still read newspapers online but then I read many news sources.

Sometimes I learn interesting facts from newspapers, such as from Richard Earle in today's Sunday Mail that Don "Mr Perfect" Pyke is a blood relative of Albert Einstein.

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oh gawd

 

[GreyPower]

Richard "Sam Colquhoun was a midfield revelation last year" Earle must be employed by the Sunday Mail to make Jesper Felstadt seem intelligent.