Certified Legendary Thread 34 Essendon* Players suspended for doping violations - No opposition fans. Check OP for thread rules

[Tony Lynn 15]

Matthew Stokes has just signed as a Top up Player.

Party's after the game should be fun!

Tattoo finally makes his way back to Fantasy Island!!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

geez louise they're actually a parody of themselves now

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I think a phrase all Bomber fans should embrace for this year is shit in = shit out!

 

[Aphrodite]

First Crowley now Stokes .................. oh and their coach is a chemist!

 

[ferrisb]

Tattoo finally makes his way back to Fantasy Island!!

Every time he sees the bombers logo..

... De plane, boss! De plane!

 

[thylacine60]

Buy a ******* vowel!!!

Exactly - you never heard Baby John being asked if someone could buy a ****ing asterisk.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Exactly - you never heard Baby John being asked if someone could buy a ******* asterisk.

If they did he would probably call them a campaigner!!

 

[ferrisb]

geez louise they're actually a parody of themselves now

It's crazy.

It's like they are on drugs or something...

 

[Orlcarltonnose]

He will probably go on one of those Powder Diet Thingys!!

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...

 

[Orlcarltonnose]

So...A) is the AFL postponing the Brownlow decision to give Jab the time to clean it it and hand it back or....B) to let the heat die down before announcing the cheat gets to keep it? Any thoughts?

 

[thylacine60]

Reckon they staggered the decision announcement to let the masses get over the CAS outcome.

 

[ESKIE]

Waiting to see if they appeal AGAIN

 

[Stig O'Hara]

Waiting to see if they appeal AGAIN

Can't recall Marion Jones or Lance Armstrong appealing.

Once WADA get ya', you're got.

 

[__Bobcat__]

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...

Brown sugar,

 

[agro]

We'll see the crap hit the fan when they sign up another recently retired premiership player who pleaded guilty to charges of possession and trafficking cocaine.


Was at Melrose Drive tonight undergoing a medical.


They have no shame.

I tipped this Butch.

And yes they definitely have no shame.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Apparently Lawrence Angwin's phone is running hot right now!!

 

[thylacine60]

Apparently Lawrence Angwin's phone is hot!!

 

[Orlcarltonnose]

Ol' Loz would be a Gold V.I.P Card Holder at Cash Converters, I reckon...'till he hocked it...

 

[Robbo's my hero]

My son sent me a text saying Ralphy is predicting Essendon will beat Carlton. Of course, he threw in 'even without its 12 stars'. What a ****wit!

 

[BlueJet]

My son sent me a text saying Ralphy is predicting Essendon will beat Carlton. Of course, he threw in 'even without its 12 stars'. What a *******!

Luckily "Ralphy" is the journo that aspires to have the credibility of Robbo..

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[ODNBlue]

My son sent me a text saying Ralphy is predicting Essendon will beat Carlton. Of course, he threw in 'even without its 12 stars'. What a *******!

Send back "If predictions were facts you'd be a girl."

That'd learn him.

 

[jj1978]

Probably won't happen (due to this must have been in the AFL within the last 2 years) but if I were the bombers I'd try to get Fev as a top up... he'd bring people through the turnstyles and at least make watching * interesting... plus the brownlow night could be fascinating if a few of the Carlton player's get him drunk and he spills some dirt on * during the 2016 season.

 

[ODNBlue]

Probably won't happen (due to this must have been in the AFL within the last 2 years) but if I were the bombers I'd try to get Fev as a top up... he'd bring people through the turnstyles and at least make watching * interesting... plus the brownlow night could be fascinating if a few of the Carlton player's get him drunk and he spills some dirt on * during the 2016 season.

That would be awesome... but I think 'probably' is a bit understated...

 

[Sector 7G]

My son sent me a text saying Ralphy is predicting Essendon will beat Carlton. Of course, he threw in 'even without its 12 stars'. What a *******!

Feeling more confident about our season following reading Ralphy's take on our list.

 

[Aphrodite]

Ralphy!