Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread

[bomberclifford]

Now we move on to the Couldn't Care Less Cup.

 

[Dylan8]

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This is hanging on a wall in my den.

The den? May God have mercy on us all

 

[Portia]

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This is hanging on a wall in my den.

Now we need for someone to do one of those awful photoshops that combines their faces

 

[Magus]

Den? What are you, Mike Brady?

 

[Dylan8]

28,000 at the MCG in round 1.

I can't remember if it's was Spud, Choo-man or Schwatter (lol f-me what dumb nicknames) but they were talking this up as being a good thing.

#malbun

The EmpTeeGee

 

[Powerstufff]

The den? May God have mercy on us all

The den is better than a hitherto secret room under a floor panel in someone's garage, and doesn't necessarily have the same strong smell of bleach.

 

[tribey]

Den? What are you, Mike Brady?

The shag is ankle deep.

 

[Doctor Feel]

If this is the atmosphere at gc games...dixon is going to play like a man possessed.

 

[Portia]

The den is better than a hitherto secret room under a floor panel in someone's garage, and doesn't necessarily have the same strong smell of bleach.

 

[Traveling_Power]

No hartlett, no west.

and no Bonner & Snelling = no West

 

[Powerstufff]

I think the Essendon top-up players should play in top hats decorated with the colours of the AFL team they were delisted from. It would be amusing, and would save a lot of commentary time.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

Sam Day has started well

 

[Far Kern]

If the hand that is holding the ball moves forward before the ball has left the hand then it is a throw. That's how it used to be adjudicated anyway.

I had thought this had been changed so just checked the current rules. The only definition provided (in Section 1.1 on page 8) is as follows:

Handball: the act of holding the football in one hand and disposing of the football by hitting it with the clenched fist of the other hand.

Conclusion: Plausible

 

[Schulzenfest]

If Essendon get within 10 goals of us we should fold. **** they're bad.

 

[Doctor Feel]

And now essendon fans begin to experience the feeling of doom for this season.

 

[Adam Marrett23]

If Essendon get within 10 goals of us we should fold. **** they're bad.

That's 2 weeks away not worth worrying about yet, I've noticed they've employed the flood badly. Their playing not to get absolutely smashed but I think its going to happen anyway

 

[tribey]

inb4 David King spends half an hour dissecting some bullshit like 'Woosha's Wheel'.



"These blokes here, they're the spokes" #telestratorterrific

 

[Far Kern]

lol

 

[Doctor Feel]

Lol @ the time and space in this game. Awful.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

woosha's wheel **** me

 

[Seanybruz]

Keep the cheap Ablett 1-2's happening pls Suns.

Probably should've picked him in SC, will end up scoring plenty if he can stay fit.

 

[Magus]

So which Gold Coast player wants to come home to Papa Kern next?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Yeah I'm not watching any essendon games this year except for the port vs. essendon friday night game.

 

[OneGreatClub]

If Essendon get within 10 goals of us we should fold. **** they're bad.

we have to absolutely smash them for percentage as we only play them once

 

[Hammer#8]

I still can't understand how Fox give King full reign on his strategic techno babble ramblings.