Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 5: Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison

[KohPhi]

Hey dennis crumpet, did you know your username is an anagram of 'Ms Decrepit Nun'? I've also got:

Discernment Up
Incensed Trump
Indecent Rumps
Unscripted Men
Increment Spud and
Percent Nudism among others.

Sorry, I'm just getting bored of the EKA melts. Imagine what they'll be like when I actually win it...

God... the gifs I could post..

 

[Hoooops]

Hi everyone.

No point coming in now, the Roys are all having a nap.

 

[Roo Beauty]

No point coming in now, the Roys are all having a nap.

Bye everyone.

 

[Hoooops]

Bye everyone.

Come back tomorrow morning, when Willo_ is as bright and energetic as his great great grandson.

 

[Hoooops]

Anyone want to *? Grindr is down.

 

[saintkildaman]

Anyone want to ****? Grindr is down.

If you want the most disappointing 30 seconds (45 on a good day) I'm your man.

 

[Papa Juggs]

I'd beg to differ. You're a club whore Juggs, no doubt at some point you and Haro will join forces.

I deserve that sort of trash talk. I'm locked into a long term deal at the Roys though, iron clad too. Seriously they have bars on my windows at the retirement home

 

[Hoooops]

If you want the most disappointing 30 seconds (45 on a good day) I'm your man.

That's fine, as long as I don't have to drive to St Kilda!

 

[STP18]

Stand back, we're going for three on the trot.

 

[beez]

Stand back, we're going for three on the trot.

I was there the day Anthony Stuart got a hat-trick on the MCG. If we win on Sunday I think it will be equal to that feat.

 

[Itsmyshow]

I deserve that sort of trash talk. I'm locked into a long term deal at the Roys though, iron clad too. Seriously they have bars on my windows at the retirement home

Hey it's Juggs!!

Remember when you used to preach every week about the lack of loyalty in the Sweet FA???

ROFL, good times.

How have you been you giant whiny bitch?

 

[saintkildaman]

That's fine, as long as I don't have to drive to St Kilda!

Even worse, Canberra

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Sorry boss, couldn't help myself. That Filth Wizard is a rabble rouser you see. He'll get whats coming to him I'm sure.

For now focus on our invasion of Baghdad. I don't think they have any weapons of mass destruction though.

I don't mind you taking a chunk out of the filth.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

At our age, We're happy to be anywhere!

Did somebody step on a duck?

 

[KohPhi]

If you want the most disappointing 30 seconds (45 on a good day) I'm your man.

30 seconds....that's enough for me to go around twice!

 

[A Bit High]

Anyone want to ****? Grindr is down.

Costs nothing to say please but the rewards can be rich.

 

[A Bit High]

Even worse, Canberra

This weather does wonders for my arthritis!!!

 

[Red mist]

Checking in. Hey Roys. Feel free to use the exercise yard.

 

[Willo_]

Any Willo_ sightings?

One was spotted entering a gentlemen's establishment with a bag of blue pills and a large smile

Might not be seen again for weeks

 

[Willo_]

Checking in. Hey Roys. Feel free to use the exercise yard.

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I can't help but feel that exercise yard isn't OH&S approved

 

[Willo_]

God... the gifs I could post..
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Oh to be a fly on the wall of your Google search history

 

[Willo_]

I deserve that sort of trash talk. I'm locked into a long term deal at the Roys though, iron clad too. Seriously they have bars on my windows at the retirement home

Don't forget the ankle bracelet as well that will detonate on sight of you leave the designated team area.

Mind you the way we are going since you signed we may put you on a train back to Geelong soon....

 

[Red mist]

I can't help but feel that exercise yard isn't OH&S approved

This guy set it up.

 

[Willo_]

This guy set it up.

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Well in that case

Who wants to give me a spot?

 

[Red mist]

Well in that case

Who wants to give me a spot?

That's a bold strategy.