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[Smoooothy]

better yet, instead of using the drab crap colours of that shitty team south of Melbourne, use the lovely fruit tingle colours of our neighbours to the west

#gocrows

 

[Shell]

Don't post personal pics of me getting ready for the footy pls

 

[craigos]

If you dress up like that past the age of 12 you have some underlying issues at hand.

 

[pantskyle]

Don't post personal pics of me getting ready for the footy pls

Still a yes from me.

 

[Smoooothy]

wow....

 

[the_interloper]

Tell her Geelong horizontal hoops are very slimming on a lady.

I thought it was vertical stripes that were slimming?

 

[Shell]

I thought it was vertical stripes that were slimming?

Joke you woosh

 

[the_interloper]

Joke you woosh

That was an absolute ripper.

 

[Shell]

 

[the_interloper]

Tom Hawkins is a fat prick by the way, you can't use his jumper as an excuse.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Tom Hawkins is a fat prick by the way, you can't use his jumper as an excuse.

His jumper does come with additional chest padding though.

 

[Shell]

Tom Hawkins is a fat prick by the way, you can't use his jumper as an excuse.

Here's an idea- write it down and mail that post to someone who gives a s**t.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

 

[the_interloper]

Here's an idea- write it down and mail that post to someone who gives a s**t.

 

[perthblue]

that was a weak burn. definitely not worth 2 reaction gifs in a row.

 

[pantskyle]

that was a weak burn. definitely not worth 2 reaction gifs in a row.

 

[brahj]

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

that was a weak burn. definitely not worth 2 reaction gifs in a row.

 

[royboy2]

It's just easier if she barracks for the same team as me, it also eliminates all the inevitable arguments around why Brad Scott would execute Harvambe after children fell in his enclosure and he tried to teach them footy.

SMH, there should have been a roof on that enclosure

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

SMH. How did this get a reply let alone a hookup?

 

[Catgirl]

SMH. How did this get a reply let alone a hookup?



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Imagine your final exchange being with a guy from Tinder who breaks the ice with "You look delicious". Cringe.

But nonetheless, a devastating story

 

[Richard Cranium]

Because they were wright for each other.

 

[JoseMourinho]

SMH. How did this get a reply let alone a hookup?



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You're just too clutch.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Imagine your final exchange being with a guy from Tinder who breaks the ice with "You look delicious". Cringe.

But nonetheless, a devastating story

Did he follow up with, "Is this you, Cyril?"

 

[Catgirl]

Did he follow up with, "Is this you, Cyril?"

No, but he did follow it up with "I want to do dirty things to you". Which makes me suspect to think that he is actually Hodge