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The way I see it, the town hall is what the people want.

$45 for entry, I'm thinking 2,500-3,000 people so that's a profit of $135,000 minus outgoing costs for assorted creams, sausages, sauce and bread (BYO slab remember). A Saturday night would suit most and you need to get in touch with a poster/sign maker good with computers to make some fliers for the event.
Don't forget the barbecue shapes and the Swiss roll too. Both types. Not everyone cares for the jam filling, some prefer cream. And vice versa. These backwater shindigs don't just run themselves. There's lots to think about. My mate Pete can print the flyers for us, Nantes. He's a bit perverted, cranky, and borderline alcoholic...but he'll do it for an inflatable bath pillow and a block of Wensleydale cheese.
 

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Don't forget the barbecue shapes and the Swiss roll too. Both types. Not everyone cares for the jam filling, some prefer cream. And vice versa. These backwater shindigs don't just run themselves. There's lots to think about. My mate Pete can print the flyers for us, Nantes. He's a bit perverted, cranky, and borderline alcoholic...but he'll do it for an inflatable bath pillow and a block of Wensleydale cheese.

Are all your mates perves? :p
 
Don't forget the barbecue shapes and the Swiss roll too. Both types. Not everyone cares for the jam filling, some prefer cream. And vice versa. These backwater shindigs don't just run themselves. There's lots to think about. My mate Pete can print the flyers for us, Nantes. He's a bit perverted, cranky, and borderline alcoholic...but he'll do it for an inflatable bath pillow and a block of Wensleydale cheese.
I can organise the cheese for him, he sounds like he knows his stuff.
 
I can organise the cheese for him, he sounds like he knows his stuff.
He can be occasionally sage-like, just so long as he maintains a steady level of slight inebriation.
 
He can be occasionally sage-like, just so long as he maintains a steady level of slight inebriation.
As long as the job gets done. I'm more interested to know if we need to hire security.
 
As long as the job gets done. I'm more interested to know if we need to hire security.
You may be right. A room full of horny, drunk, sex starved farmers and assorted Lions Club members (who've turned up expecting the latest fund raiser meeting). Things could get out of hand.
 
You may be right. A room full of horny, drunk, sex starved farmers and assorted Lions Club members (who've turned up expecting the latest fund raiser meeting). Things could get out of hand.
You read my mind, full security set, bouncers, sniffer dogs, the works.

We need like a poetry phrase for the night, like a jingle to make people remember.

Videotape night for all, we're here for the Bunn,
With slices of gourmet Swiss roll, a glass Jerry Rum,
So all in the Valley unite, come along if you're keen,
BYO slab of course, help yourself to assorted cream
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Not very often i get one over a Supermarket however,Going down the snacks isle.Came across Bhulja snacks at half price.Stockpiled,Went through the checkout only to find they were scanning full price.Anyway was sorted out why(Old tags).Sent me over to the CS to get it sorted.Him thinking i'd already paid for,Gave me one free and paid me the difference for all items.Basically got it all free plus the bonus of xtra cash in the account than what i went in with.lol
 

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fair point. i cant compete with 23k shit-posts

That had a bit of heat on it. Like when you get the parma and the cheese has been grilled and its just that little bit too hot and burns your tongue. That kinda heat.
 
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