Definitive List of West Coast Boardisms

[Ochre]

Time to rekindle the rivalry IMO!

It only existed because we were both very shit at that time, so I'm happy to keep it dead.

 

[Bender_]

It only existed because we were both very shit at that time, so I'm happy to keep it dead.

Might get rekindled when Schwarz starts pointing out how much better a year statistically Watts is having than Naitanui in a few months.

 

[Ochre]

Might get rekindled when Schwarz starts pointing out how much better a year statistically Watts is having than Naitanui in a few months.

Didn't know Schwarz covered the VFL.

 

[Crimson King]

The Melbourne v West Coast supporter rivalry of 08-10 is one of the weirder and more regrettable things I've been involved in on this site.

Who could forget Wonnatearry's meltdowns.

 

[Ochre]

Who could forget Wonnatearry's meltdowns.

Not his fault, he just didn't have enough RAM.

 

[QS]

Poster Of The Year Award

Definition: Misnomer.

Source: 2015 and 2016

Example: See Keys's posting history.

#notbitter

Ahem.

 

[Ochre]

Ahem.

I stand by my post.

 

[QS]

I stand by my post.

absolute trash tonight and you all know it.

Speaking of which, it was Zuma in 2014 vs Brisbane (x 3)

absolute trash tonight and you all know it

absolute trash tonight and you all know it

absolute trash tonight and you all know it

 

[Ochre]

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/finalists-worst-youngster-in-the-afl-2009.615819/

Here's the Jack Watts poll thread if anybody wants to see history.

Who knew FiveStrings played such a big role

 

[squashface]

Should be in the board rules that all new posters read this thread

 

[KO_KO]

Just save time and give it to Keys.

Who is the girl in your sig?

Strangely hypnotic

 

[SpaceClef]

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/finalists-worst-youngster-in-the-afl-2009.615819/

Here's the Jack Watts poll thread if anybody wants to see history.

Who knew FiveStrings played such a big role

Vintage Bay, alright. That's amazing.

 

[Ochre]

Who is the girl in your sig?

Strangely hypnotic

Michaela Bradshaw from latest season of survivor

 

[Quinz]

GAME DAY BITCHES

Definition: The proper way to express your excitement on game day.

Source: Unknown. Doughboy uses is at lot, don't know if he came up with it..

Context: I got up early, smashed out a 45, grabbed a sub and now the boys are playing. Does it get any better? Game day bitches!

 

[Keys]

GAME DAY BITCHES

Definition: The proper way to express your excitement on game day.

Source: Unknown. Doughboy uses is at lot, don't know if he came up with it..

Context: I got up early, smashed out a 45, grabbed a sub and now the boys are playing. Does it get any better? Game day bitches!

Soon followed by Nervous poo

Biggie is the usual culprit

 

[squashface]

Jubilant Masto

Definition: Expert ranking system.

Source: QS in this here thread https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...-highlight-of-the-season-so-far.971772/page-2

Example: I rate Jetta's game 4.5 Jubilant Mastos out of 5.

 

[Quinz]

Was just about to do Jubilant Masto!

 

[Quinz]

This is Charlotte Dawson all over again

Definition: Generally used when being frustrated at an event repeating itself. The specific use of Charlotte Dawson has declined but saying "This is "x" all over again" still appears regularly.

Source: Double post from https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/robbo-hits-up-afl-about-ducking.969748/#post-25444339

Context: Oh, another article about Naitanui not being good enough around the ground? This is David Schwarz all over again.

 

[squashface]

Was just about to do Jubilant Masto!

 

[Quinz]

Marsden

No wait, **** that. That's a terrible boardism and I hope it dies.

 

[Biggie]

Soon followed by Nervous poo

Biggie is the usual culprit

2015 was a year of the shits that is for sure.

 

[SpaceClef]

Toasted

Definition: The only way to order your roll

Sauce: Chipotle Southwest

Context: "Oh hi, yes, can I please get a footlong BMT on Italian herbs and cheese, toasted"

 

[Biggie]

That was courtesy of Bunsen Burner cracking the shits over the lack of score updates in a preseason game thread

I told him to back off IIRC as I was at the game that day

 

[Ochre]

Brad Scott Week

Definition: The most wonderful time of the year. Gone too soon.

Source: Some hero.

Example: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/brad-scott-avatars.1005959/

 

[EagleShore]

Partington's Disease

Definition: The cause of a player's absence from training or games when the club avoids disclosing the true nature of the illness or injury.

Source: Keys early in 2016 IIRC - Luke Partington was absent from training for a decent chunk of time and there was no explanation from the club.

Context:

"...NicNat two to three away. No mention of Cole of course, why would fans need to know what's happened to our young draftees?"

"He had Partington's Disease"