2017 Non Crows AFL Discussion Thread part 2

[Rotayjay]

And just before I go to bed ... to the Port board!

 

[Geoffa32]

Sorry if this has been posted before as I havent been on for a while on here.

But this cracked me up when I tried posting multiple posts inside 30s. Thanks Dixon for the lols. Trolling Port Power.

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How costly that mistake by Dixon could be.

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[chazwazza]

Chad, Chad, Chaddly, Chad.....it breaks my heart to see a Sturt junior play footy like this. They've fu**ed you up man.

 

[Rotayjay]

And the Oscar goes to ...

 

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The other hilarious thing if Port just scrape in the 8 this year is ....

They've had an absolute dream with injuries this year and from an overall list point of view with Ryder, Boak, Gray all at 29 this year and guys like Ebert, Hartlett and Dixon at 27 it is fair to assume that their squad right now is at it's peak.

So if the best they can manage with the best injury run in the AFL and their current squad at it's peak is the bottom half of the eight then it's pretty clear that there's no premiership coming anytime soon.

 

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Was funny to see him on the ground after that, acting like he'd been punched in the head even though the replay shows there was absolutely no head high contract at all.

I've seen better acting in pr0n.

 

[Kerleys Ghost]

From the Port board:

"Essendon were as good as we were bad. Not sure anyone would have got close to them in that form"

Now to lol myself to sleep.

 

[Samcro24]

I'm glad port finally put in a stinker. They obviously haven't beaten anyone but generally remained competitive in the losses.

 

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Wingard copped one in the face, it wasn't acting at all.

This is game is just so screwed. Umpiring is disgraceful!

They(Gray and Wingard) don't (play for frees). They legitimately get hit and taken high. Not everyone is as tough as nails and can make being punched in the face look like nothing.


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The delusion is palpable on their board

 

[Roovolution]

Janus nowhere to be seen.

He'll have a long night ahead of him. Need to adjust all of those formulas to explain how port are still the best team in the comp.

Funny how after Port get smashed he's nowhere to be seen. Always seems to be around when we lose though. Hmmm. I'm sure he'll say Port lost because they're still traumatised by their 2007 Grand Final loss and Hinkley told them to go easy because they play Brisbane at home next week. You know it all makes sense.

 

[Moonwatcher]

Watched Sturt win their 5th straight today, enjoying a wine and basking in this bit of footy Khama. Poor old Papa McNuggets.View attachment 380244

They have free chicken nuggets at Unley?

 

[chazwazza]

They have free chicken nuggets at Unley?

No idea what Papa McNuggets was trying to get at but I'm sure he thought it was witty.

 

[chazwazza]

 

[crowsontv]

We are one? When the power came in they wanted to not have the magpies any more ! The sanfl forced them. The powers response was to send them to ethelton. But in ruccis deluded world it was the sanfl that sent them there.

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[Blaser270]

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[Mr_Moogle]

Why is Wingard always competing to have footy's worst haircut? Dude looks like such an idiot. Whoever brought back the Hitler haircut ie. long on top and shaven at the sides needs to never pick up another pair scissors ever again.

We have a few shockers at the Crows too. (Knight, Atkins, Greenwood)

 

[kirky]

From the Port board:

"Essendon were as good as we were bad. Not sure anyone would have got close to them in that form"

Now to lol myself to sleep.

They shouldn't be going to China, they should go to Egypt.

That is where de Nile is!

 

[Bernie L]

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[Alwaysacrow]

We are one? When the power came in they wanted to not have the magpies any more ! The sanfl forced them. The powers response was to send them to ethelton. But in ruccis deluded world it was the sanfl that sent them there.

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Years ago I worked with a Crows supporter who had a second job as a bar tender at Port Power club on the weekends. He told me once that the magpies had set up for a family day at Alberton complete with food stalls and so on. Apparently the Pear came in there and told the Magpies to FO to Ethelton oval and took over everything the Magpies had set up.
They may be united now but in those days they definitely did not
"Fly as one".

 

[kirky]

The other hilarious thing if Port just scrape in the 8 this year is ....

They've had an absolute dream with injuries this year and from an overall list point of view with Ryder, Boak, Gray all at 29 this year and guys like Ebert, Hartlett and Dixon at 27 it is fair to assume that their squad right now is at it's peak.

So if the best they can manage with the best injury run in the AFL and their current squad at it's peak is the bottom half of the eight then it's pretty clear that there's no premiership coming anytime soon.

Dark days ahead I reckon. They went all in after 2014 (with Ryder and Dixon plus Polec) but misread their results, especially the 2014PF.

Soft draw this year. Does anyone seriously believe they would beat Sydney in Sydney if they played them now? Its the only scalp they had and got them round 1.

Robbie Gray isn't right either at this stage of the season so by the end of year, he will be barely be able to get on the park.

 

[Geoffa32]

They have free chicken nuggets at Unley?

The funny thing is that anyone who has George Fiacci in their username would have to be in their mid late 40s to mid 50s.

We have some good friends who went to Shanghai, they are in their 60s and the photos they have shown us make it look like a Contiki tour for senior citizens.

I would bet the average age of the Port board here would be older than oirs.



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[AdvancedCrowbot]

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Surely that picture of Wingardium Leviosa needs to go straight to a Photoshop thread.

 

[Simmo28]

... and on and on and on they went


Flogs

In all fairness you could probably find many similar runs of comments for our games against North and Melbourne....


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[Simmo28]

Port are so much like the Chicago Bulls.

Have some decent assets, lose to teams they should smash and make finals and do nothing.....

Sounds like our club too, mate.


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[Simmo28]

Janus nowhere to be seen.

He'll have a long night ahead of him. Need to adjust all of those formulas to explain how port are still the best team in the comp.

Who is this Janus? See many references to him but haven't a clue who it is.


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