MRP / Trib. Schofield squirts his way out of trouble, free to play

[kane249]

Oliver should be in Melbourne's injury thread for "Bruised ego"

Bruised ovaries more like it

 

[Woutizmoo]

http://www.news.com.au/video/id-5348771529001-5484502009001/Lewis-on-Oliver-dive-claim

I'll just leave this here

 

[frenchconnection]

why even bother giving him 2 weeks in the first place if you were going to flip the decision based on what Schofield said and a screenshot on a bloke's phone?

it was a ******* ridiculous decision in the first place

At the very most it should have only ever been a fine, but glad Schoey has got off scott-free.

 

[frenchconnection]

Good result chaps.

The better news is that Oliver has been identified as a serial stager.

It would have been unthinkable that Houli and Schofield received the same penalty.

Exactly!!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

at least an ipad, something bigger than 5 inches.

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[AsterixTheGaul]

We now need the match committee to do their part.

Out: Schofield (bruised spine)
In: Wellingham

 

[DanWCE]

A photo has leaked (lel) of Oliver squirting all over Jordan Lewis post-game.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Putting together a primer so that late-comers/future lurkers can jump to the squirty juicy bits.

The Eagles challenge
Melbourne legend David Neitz is on the tribunal
Undercard: Bachar Houli, Malcolm Turnbull and Waleed Aly vs the AFL
The trial of the century begins: Will "Scho Good It Hurts" Schofield vs Clayton "Red Whine" Oliver
Dank memes
Schoey sinks the boots in
The AFL logo obstructs justice
Clayton Oliver is a squirter confirmed
Justice is served

Park your flying cars and enjoy this, future readers.

 

[QS]

Putting together a primer so that late-comers/future lurkers can jump to the squirty juicy bits.

The Eagles challenge
Melbourne legend David Neitz is on the tribunal
Undercard: Bachar Houli, Malcolm Turnbull and Waleed Aly vs the AFL
The trial of the century begins: Will "Scho Good It Hurts" Schofield vs Clayton "Red Whine" Oliver
Dank memes
Schoey sinks the boots in
The AFL logo obstructs justice
Clayton Oliver is a squirter confirmed
Justice is served

Park your flying cars and enjoy this, future readers.

That got me thinking. Perhaps we need a stickied thread with links to all our classic threads on this board.

 

[Truckosaurus]

http://www.news.com.au/video/id-5348771529001-5484502009001/Lewis-on-Oliver-dive-claim

I'll just leave this here

I'm guessing he has no problem with Clayton's keyboard warrioring either?

 

[the harry]

"Being ... a more senior player, I think it's always best to watch from the sidelines when things go to social media." - Schoey

If true, this quote is hilarious

 

[dispute]

This result almost makes up for the Eagles losing

 

[Jootube]

 

[squashface]

"Being ... a more senior player, I think it's always best to watch from the sidelines when things go to social media." - Schoey

If true, this quote is hilarious

Will Schofield is good value

 

[Benji85]

Certify it legendary boys, Clayton "Jacques Cousteau" Oliver won't be living this down.

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

http://www.news.com.au/video/id-5348771529001-5484502009001/Lewis-on-Oliver-dive-claim

I'll just leave this here

From another known flog

 

[avishka5]

This thread moves fast. fell a sleep for an hr and we have moved over 11 pages.

 

[HoneyBadger35]

From another known flog

Hush your mouth, Schoey used the great man as a sneaky character reference during his comments.

 

[squashface]

This thread moves fast. fell a sleep for an hr and we have moved over 11 pages.

If there's ever a night you don't want to fall asleep during, its BigFooty Tribunal Night.

 

[avishka5]

If there's ever a night you don't want to fall asleep during, its BigFooty Tribunal Night.

I stayed up as long as i could but my caffeine high came crashing down in the middle of the darn thing.

 

[FKASC]

Thanks all. Quality entertainment

 

[eagles rule]

**** I missed this appeal but great news for Schoey ..

Well done guys on being key board warriors flying the flag and Keeping the bastards honest ..

 

[FKASC]

I stayed up as long as i could but my caffeine high came crashing down in the middle of the darn thing.

You confused your No-Doz with your Viagra again?

 

[Biggie]

Well done guys on being key board warriors flying the flag and Keeping the bastards honest ..

That seems a backhanded compliment

Any reason?

Or just,

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

I stayed up as long as i could but came crashing down in the middle of the darn thing.

Did Schoey elbow you on the chin too...