He would tap.
Official Match Thread Season 24: Round 4 - Sin City Swamprats vs Fighting Furies at Underground Stadium
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You're stuck in a room with Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden and Pauline Hanson, and your gun only has 2 remaining bullets - who do you shoot first?
Pauline - twice!!!
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Friday Barbecue, Swamprats and Furies.
Our host for this week's getogether is...@maxminch. Let's crash her joint.
Everyone gather at her beautiful bungalow overlooking Boston Bay for an afternoon of fun and laughter. On the hotplate are tiger prawns, chorizos, kebabs and of course, our specialty fried gumby, washed down with copious amounts of top-shelf beverages from the captains liquor cabinet and served on the recycled hub cap that Butler calls his serving tray.
Eat, drink and be merry
Our host for this week's getogether is...@maxminch. Let's crash her joint.
Everyone gather at her beautiful bungalow overlooking Boston Bay for an afternoon of fun and laughter. On the hotplate are tiger prawns, chorizos, kebabs and of course, our specialty fried gumby, washed down with copious amounts of top-shelf beverages from the captains liquor cabinet and served on the recycled hub cap that Butler calls his serving tray.
Eat, drink and be merry
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You ugly hate-filled man.
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I dunno, I get home from a walk to a house full of rowdy larrikins! Welcome fellas
This however is a girl's house so there are rules. The toilet is for peeing in, not on or around. The seat goes down when you're done.
And someone needs to clean up the sh*tstain lurking in the corner. Take him back to whatever SFA clubroom he usually frequents.
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Only if you understand what I was referencing, otherwise it is serious.I'm assuming you're joking because you knew that I was joking.
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Alrighty, heard Sterge is going to be out for the next couple of hours so now's the perfect opportunity to sneak into Furies HQ and find out what their secret is to being such a successful Qooty club.
Butler's dropped me off at the entrance of the Furies' Punt Road base.
Hopefully, this works as we may end up playing out a winless season if it doesn't.
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Butler's dropped me off at the entrance of the Furies' Punt Road base.
Hopefully, this works as we may end up playing out a winless season if it doesn't.
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Alrighty, heard Sterge is going to be out for the next couple of hours so now's the perfect opportunity to sneak into Furies HQ and find out what their secret is to being such a successful Qooty club.
Butler's dropped me off at the entrance of the Furies' Punt Road base.
Hopefully, this works as we may end up playing out a winless season if it doesn't.
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Jokes on you i'm still here
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While you're there bring me back a couple of cases!Alrighty, heard Sterge is going to be out for the next couple of hours so now's the perfect opportunity to sneak into Furies HQ and find out what their secret is to being such a successful Qooty club.
Butler's dropped me off at the entrance of the Furies' Punt Road base.
Hopefully, this works as we may end up playing out a winless season if it doesn't.
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I'm waiting for the minotaur to pop up.
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I dunno, I get home from a walk to a house full of rowdy larrikins! Welcome fellas
This however is a girl's house so there are rules. The toilet is for peeing in, not on or around. The seat goes down when you're done.
And someone needs to clean up the sh*tstain lurking in the corner. Take him back to whatever SFA clubroom he usually frequents.
Well that's a bit harsh. I mean, there's no need to talk about a Hawks player like that. We already know they're a bunch of donkeys for the most part but calling them a sh*tstain is going a bit too far.
Maybe it would suffice to throw them out with the rest of the rubbish.
Either way, it's party time damn it.
In saying that, who the hell let these dancers in?
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I'm putting you on the ignore list. The operation continues...
Walking around Punt Road, you really get the sense of what a professional Qooty organisation they are with state of the art facilities and highly sophisticated training programs.
One noticeable facility is NaturalDisaster's School of Match Thread Posting.
It piqued my interest enough to pop in a take a quick look. Inside NaturalDisaster spoke in a large auditorium in front of a crowd of roughly 100 rookie Furies prospects frantically noting down the lecture of the league's best match thread poster. I snuck in the back door and listened in...
'...this week we're playing the Swamprats, their captain is Ant Bear. Now what we want to do during the week is to hit him with such devastating, clever banter that he doesn't recover and come back. If there's one thing Swamprats hate, it's being called spammers. Which is why when you see Ant Bear this week, you need to refer to him as Spam Bear - this is effectively a two-for-one move as we are both making fun of his name and calling him a spammer in the same post.'
The audience erupts in applause of this genius move. I try to sneak out quietly but just as I open the door-
'HEY LOOK EVERYONE!' NaturalDisaster exclaimed, 'It's the Furies captain himself, the amazing one-and-only Sterge! Back from the Richmond board so soon skipper?'
'Haha, yeah quiet day over there...' I nervously answered as an entire auditorium of people are now looking at me.
'Since this is such a rare opportunity, would you like to give these prospective Furies rookies some advice?' NaturalDisaster asked.
'I'd love to ND, but that Swamprats spud Cloud_ said had a dig at me the other day and I gotta go put him back in his box.'
'Hey Sterge, there's something different about you today...'
heck did my cover get blown already?
'Love what you've done with the hair mate. Good luck giving Cloud_ a clip over the ear, that guy is just a flog of the highest order.'
'Yep, will do mate, let's smash those pathetic sewer rats!'
I'll remember that this Sunday ND you flog.
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- Feb 25, 2014
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Ah the good old days when me and the moll used to trip the light fantastic...Well that's a bit harsh. I mean, there's no need to talk about a Hawks player like that. We already know they're a bunch of donkeys for the most part but calling them a sh*tstain is going a bit too far.
Maybe it would suffice to throw them out with the rest of the rubbish.
Either way, it's party time damn it.
In saying that, who the hell let these dancers in?
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