Uncle Tony’s House - Grand re opening for S25!

[Yakker]

In hindsight that 'extra leg' got him into a lot of trouble!

In hindsight so did his "Two little boys"

 

[philreich]

In hindsight that 'extra leg' got him into a lot of trouble!

Apparently when Rolf first went to jail, he collapsed on his cell bed, and burst into tears. Suddenly in the darkness, a voice started singing, "Did you think I would leave you crying, when there's room on my bunk for two......."

 

[Yakker]

What did Graham Kennedy say?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Sister Minch drove to "The Big Smoke" yesterday, collected her mother from hospital and drove back to "The Arse End of the Earth" today.

If you wouldn't mind procuring a stiff one for me Uncle Tone, then I think I may be ready for a lay down.

Really sorry to hear that Sister Minch. Give the circumstances Uncle Tony will personally fix you a stiff one from the private cellar!

 

[I Dont Care]

No...it was something else

 

[Yakker]

No...it was something else

Yeah I know the faaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrkin quote ya talking about

 

[byebyexenxen]

Do you know this song brother/sister Cloud_ ?

my friend used to love singing this song at karaoke

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Do you know this song brother/sister Cloud_ ?

my friend used to love singing this song at karaoke

I've heard of that group, they've been around for ages. More familiar with stuff from late 00s onwards.

Haha I get Sister Cloud_ a lot for some reason. Fryer Tuck thought I was a girl for months when he first came to this place. My posting style must come across as very feminine.

 

[byebyexenxen]

I've heard of that group, they've been around for ages. More familiar with stuff from late 00s onwards.

Haha I get Sister Cloud_ a lot for some reason. Fryer Tuck thought I was a girl for months when he first came to this place. My posting style must come across as very feminine.

I saw your selfie at the colosseum with one of their players that's why I thought you might be a sister

 

[Kennedy Parker]

I saw your selfie at the colosseum with one of their players that's why I thought you might be a sister

It does have its perks. The gentlemen around here hold open doors, pull out chairs for me at restaurants and buy me free drinks.

 

[I Dont Care]

I've heard of that group, they've been around for ages. More familiar with stuff from late 00s onwards.

Haha I get Sister Cloud_ a lot for some reason. Fryer Tuck thought I was a girl for months when he first came to this place. My posting style must come across as very feminine.

Aren't you a girl? I thought I shagged you once?

 

[I Dont Care]

It does have its perks. The gentlemen around here hold open doors, pull out chairs for me at restaurants and buy me free drinks.

Yes, I'm sure I shagged you...

 

[byebyexenxen]

Yes, I'm sure I shagged you...

Not on your dumpster I hope...ew!

 

[I Dont Care]

Not on your dumpster I hope...ew!

Probably not, I've moved from dumpster to dumpster quite a bit

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Aren't you a girl? I thought I shagged you once?

Who can say. I don't remember much of it. I may have been a girl at the time.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

So brothers and sisters, been a busy week for Uncle Tony with a lot going on. Who is ready to sink some serious ****ing piss!

 

[McEvoy]

So brothers and sisters, been a busy week for Uncle Tony with a lot going on. Who is ready to sink some serious ******* piss!

Busy for Sister Minch too!

Would Manfred, Geeves or PhenomenalV1 fetch me a lovely glass of something dry and white while I'm hard at it in the kitchen?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Busy for Sister Minch too!

Would Manfred, Geeves or PhenomenalV1 fetch me a lovely glass of something dry and white while I'm hard at it in the kitchen?

 

[McEvoy]

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You're a gem Uncle Tony

 

[philreich]

Met John Platten today, Uncle Tony. What a great guy!!!! I asked him a hypothetical question - if Dermott Brereton had been playing today, how many games would he play each season? He just grinned and said, "None."

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

You're a gem Uncle Tony

Only the best for all of the kind supprters of this humble thread!

 

[McEvoy]

Only the best for all of the kind supprters of this humble thread!

And by "supporters" you mean "freeloaders" yeah?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

And by "supporters" you mean "freeloaders" yeah?

Next week I will be providing a special ‘turn down’ service for all guests!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Met John Platten today, Uncle Tony. What a great guy!!!! I asked him a hypothetical question - if Dermott Brereton had been playing today, how many games would he play each season? He just grinned and said, "None."

That is bloody exciting! What a legend of a player he was!

 

[Dingster]

Running off two hours sleep. Hook me up with something with caffeine please Uncle Tony.....before I pass out and IDC has his way with me.