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Uncle Tony’s House - Grand re opening for S25!

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In hindsight that 'extra leg' got him into a lot of trouble!
Apparently when Rolf first went to jail, he collapsed on his cell bed, and burst into tears. Suddenly in the darkness, a voice started singing, "Did you think I would leave you crying, when there's room on my bunk for two......."
 
Sister Minch drove to "The Big Smoke" yesterday, collected her mother from hospital and drove back to "The Arse End of the Earth" today.

If you wouldn't mind procuring a stiff one for me Uncle Tone, then I think I may be ready for a lay down.

Really sorry to hear that Sister Minch. Give the circumstances Uncle Tony will personally fix you a stiff one from the private cellar!
 

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Do you know this song brother/sister Cloud_ ?

:) my friend used to love singing this song at karaoke
 


Do you know this song brother/sister Cloud_ ?

:) my friend used to love singing this song at karaoke

I've heard of that group, they've been around for ages. More familiar with stuff from late 00s onwards.

Haha I get Sister Cloud_ a lot for some reason. Fryer Tuck thought I was a girl for months when he first came to this place. My posting style must come across as very feminine.
 
I've heard of that group, they've been around for ages. More familiar with stuff from late 00s onwards.

Haha I get Sister Cloud_ a lot for some reason. Fryer Tuck thought I was a girl for months when he first came to this place. My posting style must come across as very feminine.

I saw your selfie at the colosseum with one of their players :P that's why I thought you might be a sister :P
 
I saw your selfie at the colosseum with one of their players :p that's why I thought you might be a sister :p
It does have its perks. The gentlemen around here hold open doors, pull out chairs for me at restaurants and buy me free drinks.
 
I've heard of that group, they've been around for ages. More familiar with stuff from late 00s onwards.

Haha I get Sister Cloud_ a lot for some reason. Fryer Tuck thought I was a girl for months when he first came to this place. My posting style must come across as very feminine.

Aren't you a girl? I thought I shagged you once?
 

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So brothers and sisters, been a busy week for Uncle Tony with a lot going on. Who is ready to sink some serious ******* piss!
Busy for Sister Minch too!

Would Manfred, Geeves or PhenomenalV1 fetch me a lovely glass of something dry and white while I'm hard at it in the kitchen?
 

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Met John Platten today, Uncle Tony. What a great guy!!!! I asked him a hypothetical question - if Dermott Brereton had been playing today, how many games would he play each season? He just grinned and said, "None." :-)
 
Met John Platten today, Uncle Tony. What a great guy!!!! I asked him a hypothetical question - if Dermott Brereton had been playing today, how many games would he play each season? He just grinned and said, "None." :)

That is bloody exciting! What a legend of a player he was!
 
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