Official Match Thread S24 Round 16 - Roys FFC vs Gumbies FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Quivorir]

Ok, then what would you like?

What else is on offer?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

You like the skateboard trick side of me?

Of course.

Quickly Google's skateboard tricks......

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Now when you say " anything"?
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If that's what needs to be done.
Then yes.

 

[byebyexenxen]

What else is on offer?

Complimentary chudshakes.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Just let us win, Roys.

We've taken your request into consideration and unfortunately at this time we are unable to comply with this request.
However we have come to the realisation that we are actually relatively unable to hold ourselves to such claims to you most likely will become triumphant on Sunday. For we are the Roys and disappointment is our forte.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Complimentary chudshakes.

No Quiv pays.
Last time he was on free flow he did some heinous things.
He pays.

 

[Golumless]

Hello sir Golumless...we meet again since round 2.

Ah yes, we do meet again after that fateful round where a thing happened, which was followed by another thing; eventually leading to a period where haydo23 cried about my defection again.

He keeps saying he's over it, but lying is unbecoming of an individual.

 

[byebyexenxen]

Ah yes, we do meet again after that fateful round where a thing happened, which was followed by another thing; eventually leading to a period where haydo23 cried about my defection again.

He keeps saying he's over it, but lying is unbecoming of an individual.

Yes that's right...where is buckets? I want to see him again...

 

[Quivorir]

Complimentary chudshakes.

Does Itsmyshow approve?

 

[Golumless]

Yes that's right...where is buckets? I want to see him again...

If you tag, he'll appear.

Bucketss

 

[byebyexenxen]

If you tag, he'll appear.

Bucketss

Ah thank you kind sir!

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

If that's what needs to be done.
Then yes.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Does Itsmyshow approve?

Absolutely not, complimentary CHUDshakes eat into our agreed profit split upon my departure, which has a remaining 47 years.

 

[A Bit High]

*waves* hello old friends and new foes!

 

[MattWriting]

Odds are this season when Bucketss posts, Gumbies win (Y)

 

[A Bit High]

Odds are this season when Bucketss posts, Gumbies win (Y)

Then perhaps you should tag him?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I do what needs to be done.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Absolutely not, complimentary CHUDshakes eat into our agreed profit split upon my departure, which has a remaining 47 years.

I'll never know how you managed to get a 90-10 split your favour.

 

[Itsmyshow]

I'll never know how you managed to get a 90-10 split your favour.

I had the power!!!

 

[Mooch]

Just let us have this one Roy Boys

Well, to be fair we could probably let you have it.

Will shout you an organic craft decaf pale ale at the Royal Standard Vic Hotel

Hey! heck off!!

Well Roy's our season has gone down the toilet quicker than the career of an Aussie politician who holds a dual citizenship .
Sadly we won't even reach the lofty mediocre heights of last season.
I think our total lack of bombarding match threads with the annoying catch phrase " ROYVOLUTION" like we did last season has been part of our downfall.
Just cos we can't win doesn't mean we can't still enjoy being annoying and repetitive.
So The ROYVOLUTION Begins now
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I think you're on to something here. The Sweet FA needs more #Royvolution

 

[Mooch]

You've obviously got us mixed up with some people who are nice

Or have any capability to affect the outcome of a game.

 

[Mooch]

I do enjoy a bit of Dick.

 

[Golumless]

Well Roy's our season has gone down the toilet quicker than the career of an Aussie politician who holds a dual citizenship .
Sadly we won't even reach the lofty mediocre heights of last season.
I think our total lack of bombarding match threads with the annoying catch phrase " ROYVOLUTION" like we did last season has been part of our downfall.
Just cos we can't win doesn't mean we can't still enjoy being annoying and repetitive.
So The ROYVOLUTION Begins now
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You need something different Che, your revolution has been going on for 2-3 seasons. In that time, the televised results have not been pretty for your brethren.

 

[Mooch]

You need something different Che, your revolution has been going on for 2-3 seasons. In that time, the televised results have not been pretty for your brethren.

We were prepared to go easy on you. We don't like to see / make people cry. But don't diss the Royvolution or things could happen. Just as a for example; totally off the top of my head. You'll be walking home late one night after training, all dark and misty. It'll probably be a cold night - it usually is - and you'll be huddling into your jacket - collar up - for warmth. Might even have a hat on. A grey one. You'll say tara to your pals in the pub but they all live off in the other direction. You'll be all alone. Once out of sight of the neon glow, where the shadows get long, you'll be hearing noises. Was that a footstep or a leaf blowing in the wind? In fact, was that BLAMMO! Run over by a steam train. Never stood a chance.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

We were prepared to go easy on you. We don't like to see / make people cry. But don't diss the Royvolution or things could happen. Just as a for example; totally off the top of my head. You'll be walking home late one night after training, all dark and misty. It'll probably be a cold night - it usually is - and you'll be huddling into your jacket - collar up - for warmth. Might even have a hat on. A grey one. You'll say tara to your pals in the pub but they all live off in the other direction. You'll be all alone. Once out of sight of the neon glow, where the shadows get long, you'll be hearing noises. Was that a footstep or a leaf blowing in the wind? In fact, was that BLAMMO! Run over by a steam train. Never stood a chance.

That was a little disappointing.
I was expecting a werewolf to jump out from behind a bush and rip his throat out.
But I guess a steam train will have to do.


Any chance a werewolf could be driving the train maybe ??