Uncle Tony’s House - Grand re opening for S25!

[Damp Squarie]

FILL ME

I don't normally say that in here Josh
Let me buy you one...or did you bring Materas Gold Card??

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I don't normally say that in here Josh
Let me buy you a one...or did you bring Materas Gold Card??

You can buy me a several.
The Gold Card has been discontinued after our counterfeit scheme, remember?

 

[Damp Squarie]

You can buy me a several.
The Gold Card has been discontinued after our counterfeit scheme, remember?

It was working this morning when I brought the 'yellow sunshine' to go in our water-bottles?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

It was working this morning when I brought the 'yellow sunshine' to go in our water-bottles?

I must not have the latest print.

 

[byebyexenxen]

What did I miss?

 

[Damp Squarie]

This cat can plaaay maan

Groovy.

 

[Damp Squarie]

What did I miss?

More goals than me today ...hopefully.
I totalled 0 goals 0 points but my kicking efficiency was 100% so I was happy in the end.
With a bit of luck I'll be happy in the other end later on.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

What did I miss?

Finals.

 

[byebyexenxen]

Finals.

Yeah true!

 

[Dingster]

Tony Lynn 15 lets get this show on the road. It's criminal to have an empty glass tonight.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Tony Lynn 15 lets get this show on the road. It's criminal to have an empty glass tonight.

Criminals and glasses are part of this place. Manfred we are going tequila neat for starters tonight with salt and lemon. Batter up!!!!

 

[McEvoy]

Criminals and glasses are part of this place. Manfred we are going tequila neat for starters tonight with salt and lemon. Batter up!!!!

I'm in!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I used to drink Tequila like it was rain water when I was younger!

 

[I Dont Care]

Good. Now we can all steal a bus

 

[Dingster]

Drink up..

 

[I Dont Care]

I used to drink Tequila like it was rain water when I was younger!

Funny, I used to drink rain water like it was tequila

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

This will be followed by B-52’s and my favourite, Red Headed Sluts.

We all in tonight?

 

[Dingster]

This will be followed by B-52’s and my favourite, Red Headed Sluts.

We all in tonight?

UTH - the place where #rednesday not only exists but thrives.

 

[byebyexenxen]

I want my orange juice

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I want my orange juice

Okay, orange juice, over ice, no pulp!

 

[KohPhi]

Bloody hell Uncle Tony, look at the size of the spider I just saw in the toilet!!

 

[Dingster]

I want my orange juice

With a liberal dash of tequila.

 

[byebyexenxen]

Okay, orange juice, over ice, no pulp!

Thank you uncle Tone!

Will there be dancing tonight?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Bloody hell Uncle Tony, look at the size of the spider I just saw in the toilet!!

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Oh god, I have tears running down my face. Well played!!

 

[byebyexenxen]

With a liberal dash of tequila.

No big brother. You know I don't drink alcohol.