Scape Goat TRTT Part 5: A Good Day to Ken Hard

[Magus]

Yeah or when they just put the tip in so you don't choke/get pregnant.

Y u gotta be like this?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Y u gotta be like this?

I can't control it.

I need help.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Had a flatmate once who was like a koala to eucalyptus leaves with that ****, she decided to move in when she saw some in my fridge and then for two years proceeded to drink nothing else.

She sounds like fun

 

[raman]

Holy ****!

Someone just said sorry on the internet.

You are a good guy trewth. A really good guy.

I’m sorry... you’re such a jerk.

 

[Grave Danger]

I hate when you buy a bottle of pale and the bartender rolls the bottle along the bar to mix up the sediment. What do you reckon is going to happen when I tip the thing into my mouth for the first sip? So wanky and unnecessary.

"To unlock its full flavour potential, make sure to roll before pouring."

https://coopers.com.au/our-beer/ales-stout/original-pale-ale

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I’m sorry... you’re such a jerk.

Hey the jerk store called and they want me back.

Btw I'll bite you on the face for saying that Ben.

 

[raman]

Hey the jerk store called and they want me back.

Btw I'll bite you on the face for saying that Ben.

You can’t bend down that far.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You can’t bend down that far.

I'll pick you up and pop you on a box or something.

 

[Magus]

"To unlock its full flavour potential, make sure to roll before pouring."

https://coopers.com.au/our-beer/ales-stout/original-pale-ale

Oh yeah?

....

Wtf would they know anyway?

 

[Portology]

She sounds like fun

yes she still is lol. was a very funny couple of years.

 

[Portology]

getting surprisingly thirsty for 12:20 on a friday afternoon. could be a very short evening haha

 

[Eddie Dingle]

getting surprisingly thirsty for 12:20 on a friday afternoon. could be a very short evening haha

I'm heading to the sacky in Rozelle in about 18 minutes and 32 seconds.

Give or take

 

[Dylan8]

Finding a shirt that looks like Tommy Vercetti's default costume is way harder than it should be.

I have one like that but it's dozens of small palm trees.

 

[Contested Marx]

For those of you who exist in the small shaded area of overlapping circles on the Decemberists / Board Games fans Venn diagram.

https://www.illimat.com/

 

[spookism]

I can't control it.

I need help.

Nah,
Never change friend

 

[Grave Danger]

Deadbeat Holiday

 

[Portology]

I'm heading to the sacky in Rozelle in about 18 minutes and 32 seconds.

Give or take

Dove & Olive Surry Hills maaate

After the next bloody conference call grrrrr


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[powermacs]

Pirate Life actually isn't that good.

Love their stout but reckon everything else is overrated. We’ll marketed.

 

[powermacs]

We should be talking about BigShed brews. Who else enjoys a californicator on a Friday arvo? Can only have one or it'll push you over the 0.05 limit.

2 pints of jog on at brew boys for me. It’s about that time.

 

[edgie]

I have one like that but it's dozens of small palm trees.

I found one with the right looking design but it's bright blue instead of aqua teal sorta coloured.

Seriously in this era of mainstream nerds I would've thought some company would be making a reproduction.

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[PatientMental]

Beer sucks.

 

[Dylan8]

Beer sucks.

 

[DaTBird187]

No idea but I assume he is the latest celebrity accused of sexual assault.

Ah, Google has the answer;

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=sexual+assault+allegation

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You be Illin'

 

[King_Tredrea]

On Coopers, I much much prefer Pale to Sparkling. The extra alcohol content makes Sparkling taste way out of balance.

 

[ozph1870]

Sparkling is delicious...a very easy beer to drink...