Random NON FOOTY thoughts not worthy of a thread: Edition II

[goalieboy82]

 

[King Corey]

I get the feeling that when Bernie's not counting his millions, he's creating sock puppet supporter accounts on Twitter.

He'd do each manually too. And overlook altering his language in any way to conceal his identity.

Agent "Bernie, some kid in the Ukraine or Mumbai could spawn you 45 million sycophant posts for about $70"

Bernie "don't tell me how to do my ****ing job"

 

[wandering123]

We need to develop a tinder-type app for North supporters.

I seem to keep meeting Essendon supporters

In the interim - does anyone have any ideas about how to meet 25-30 year old North-supporting men?

 

[King Corey]

We need to develop a tinder-type app for North supporters.

I seem to keep meeting Essendon supporters

In the interim - does anyone have any ideas about how to meet 25-30 year old North-supporting men?

Join the cheersquad.

 

[RobZombie]

Join the cheersquad.

Strong post to sig correlation.

 

[Donkey Chop]

 

[jimandphilbadge]

Join the cheersquad.

They'll be on the app for those that still live with their mum's.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Join the cheersquad.

Slim pickings between 16 and 75.

 

[jimandphilbadge]

We need to develop a tinder-type app for North supporters.

I seem to keep meeting Essendon supporters

In the interim - does anyone have any ideas about how to meet 25-30 year old North-supporting men?

Good mate of mine had that problem a while ago. He was messaging a girl on tinder but as soon as he found out she was a * supporter he wound it up, and told her it was the reason he wound it up.

 

[Nate7]

Is it ever ok to refuse to shake someones hand?

 

[GarnerSmash]

Is it ever ok to refuse to shake someones hand?

Of course.

It is a personal decision and if you are 100% sure of the reasons that you don't want to do it then yeah, go for it. If asked why tho you gotta call a spade a spade and accept the ramifications.

 

[King Corey]

Slim pickings between 16 and 75.

Cruel but fair use of 'slim'.

 

[King Corey]

Is it ever ok to refuse to shake someones hand?

Was it someone from here? Be honest.

 

[Nate7]

Of course.

It is a personal decision and if you are 100% sure of the reasons that you don't want to do it then yeah, go for it. If asked why tho you gotta call a spade a spade and accept the ramifications.

That's exactly the kind of answer I was looking for.
This particular scenario might involve one person who absolutely hates the other and refuses to acknowledge their existence. It all boils down to that person having zero respect for others, so in my mind, it's justified.

 

[Nate7]

Was it someone from here? Be honest.

I know who you're thinking of and no it's no one from BF at all.
Happens to be a close friend of my partner.

 

[Donkey Chop]

I know who you're thinking of and no it's no one from BF at all.
Happens to be a close friend of my partner.

Go left handed, that’ll mess with their heads.

 

[King Corey]

I know who you're thinking of and no it's no one from BF at all.
Happens to be a close friend of my partner.

I'm not sure we're thinking of the same person unless it's the same person who tweeted a portrait of a "hailstone" in their palm a few weeks ago and hours before the actual storm.

Are you concerned you'll catch melbourneitis from this person?

 

[GarnerSmash]

That's exactly the kind of answer I was looking for.
This particular scenario might involve one person who absolutely hates the other and refuses to acknowledge their existence. It all boils down to that person having zero respect for others, so in my mind, it's justified.

Fair enough.

 

[Nate7]

I'm not sure we're thinking of the same person unless it's the same person who tweeted a portrait of a "hailstone" in their palm a few weeks ago and hours before the actual storm.

Are you concerned you'll catch melbourneitis from this person?

No idea who that is.

Its just me making a point to this imbecile.

 

[Le Grille]

Im doing some preliminary work to put on a comedy show, which is a podcast from the US Crime in Sports, have a listen to it below:

podbean.com/podcast-detail/j48qu-3d335/Crime+In+Sports

If you would attend something like this please sign the petition I set up to get an idea if there is the numbers required to do it, at this stage I think Melbourne is the spot for it.

https://www.change.org/p/crimeinsports-bring-crime-in-sports-to-australia

Please share amongst people you might think would be interested.

 

[see see]

In the interim - does anyone have any ideas about how to meet 25-30 year old North-supporting men?

Get a time machine and head back to the MCG every second Friday night during footy season in the early to mid 90s. Much to my personal disappointment, there always seemed to be a North supporting male to female ratio of at least 5 to 1 at those games and in the nearby pubs afterwards.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Get a time machine and head back to the MCG every second Friday night during footy season in the early to mid 90s. Much to my personal disappointment, there always seemed to be a North supporting male to female ratio of at least 5 to 1 at those games and in the nearby pubs afterwards.

So... *does maths in head* meeting 45-50 year old North-supporting men should be easy now? Or did they all settle for women who don't like football/followed Carlton or something since then?

 

[blackshadow]

He has supporters?

Well * has supporters. Never under estimate the stupidity of people...

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[SpiderBurton22]

So... *does maths in head* meeting 45-50 year old North-supporting men should be easy now? Or did they all settle for women who don't like football/followed Carlton or something since then?

Yeah. I settled for a Carlton supporter.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

Yeah. I settled for a Carlton supporter.

I can't talk.