Universal Love TRTT Part 6: The Undiscovered Ken

[jordz82]

I said no, let's see how it goes. Pretty sure he knows I hate that shit and was expecting me to say no but figured he'd ask anyway. So I think we'll be all good.

Also what the **** is Gomez?

Haha, a British indie rock band from the late 90s

 

[Doctor Feel]

Farken.

He didn't accept my refusal and has reinforced why he wants me there, now I'm in trouble. Apparently I have to dance with a bridesmaid (is this usual?), this displeases the Miss Feel.

 

[raman]

Farken.

He didn't accept my refusal, now I'm in trouble. Apparently I have to dance with a bridesmaid (is this usual?), this displeases the Miss Feel.

Yeah that’s usual.

Also your refusal can be a unilateral decision you know, unless this guy has something on you.

 

[Dylan8]

Apparently I have to dance with a bridesmaid (is this usual?), this displeases the Miss Feel.

Lol

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I've been invited to a wedding in Perth on Preliminary Final weekend.

Not booking flights, not going. Mrs Wylde going solo.

 

[bomberclifford]

Long time between posts for me.... any you guys going to Gomez tonight?

Would like to but blew too many points over the weekend. Need to build up the kitty again.

 

[Power Girl]

I'm intrigued and need more background info on this wedding. Why would a guy who you obviously are not that close to be asking you to be such an important part of his wedding? It seems really odd. Has he just arrived in this country? And what have you got against the wedding. What do you know that you are not sharing? Come on Dr Feel. MagpiesPower has gone awol you are now up.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I didn't even go to my own sisters weddings, and I've been with miss feel for 14 years and haven't married her. Weddings can **** off.

Power Girl I've known the guy since I was 10 and I love him to bits but he's such a blockhead, but his choice in Women is utterly self destructive. His previous girlfriend ruined him so badly that he became skeletal thin after being 'typical aussie tradesman' size. This woman is no different. She's utterly insane and will completely ruin him. He's knocked her up and now they're getting married.

When I first met her, all she did was dominate proceedings by yelling about her 7 complaints to head office about "Lebanese ****wits who compare their ***** all day, AWWW YEAH LOOK AT MY **** ITS HUGE, YEAH M8 MINE IS BIGGER THOUGH, **** **** ****"

Absolutely feral. He's ruined his life, and it's likely i'll never see him again after this because she won't let him out the house. I've stopped asking him to go places now because the answer is always "I can't because girlfriend". He obviously still values the friendship and I should probably be there for when it all goes **** up, because it will.

 

[Power Girl]

So sad. It is horrible when people feel the need to control others. I hope he has an epiphany soon before the wedding

 

[Doctor Feel]

So sad. It is horrible when people feel the need to control others. I hope he has an epiphany soon before the wedding

He won't. He's so easy to do this to. Every single time he has a girlfriend this happens. Now he's knocked one up there is no turning back. Literally the most kind and loyal guy on earth but he sure knows how to get himself in awful situations, he's just so kind that he gets trodden on.

 

[Doctor Feel]

It's in the 7th if July which is our home game against the saints. **** me.

I guess if you were going to miss one it would be that.

 

[Power Girl]

He won't. He's so easy to do this to. Every single time he has a girlfriend this happens. Now he's knocked one up there is no turning back. Literally the most kind and loyal guy on earth but he sure knows how to get himself in awful situations, he's just so kind that he gets trodden on.

You can't help those who don't want to be helped. Extremely frustrating to watch on however.

 

[Doctor Feel]

You can't help those who don't want to be helped. Extremely frustrating to watch on however.

I helped him out of the one that made him anorexic, I actually went and took all his shit out of the house for him. It was a long and difficult process to get him to see what was going on.

Afterwards he admitted that he had also racked up thousands in credit card debt to pay for her medical expenses and clothing.

This one he's on his own.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Just tell him to read The Undiscovered Kern fred he might reconsider and accept ya refusal

 

[NoddyHolder]

I've been invited to a wedding in Perth on Preliminary Final weekend.

Not booking flights, not going. Mrs Wylde going solo.

****ing hell Zakk. You've now virtually guaranteed we'll be playing west coast in Perth in the prelim

 

[chiwigi]

Prison Bars ?

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November 2001 (FA Cup) or October 2002 (League) or she can get!

I do wonder how many kids I might have sometimes (as one who has travelled and lived in different places would), I always get worried when I get a friend request.

 

[Power Girl]

It happened to my brother. He lost all his money which totalled about $5Million in cash and houses from years of savy investing. She not only took his money, she crushed him and he allowed it. No matter what we said or who pointed out things to him he didn't want to see. He even sabotaged his own divorce by trusting her to "settle things ourselves" but some people wont be told until it is too late. All you can do is be there to help when he is broken again. It is as traumatic for the friends and family.

 

[Trewth]

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make them drink

 

[NoddyHolder]

Farken.

He didn't accept my refusal and has reinforced why he wants me there, now I'm in trouble. Apparently I have to dance with a bridesmaid (is this usual?), this displeases the Miss Feel.

Tradition demands that the best man and bridesmaid make love on the dance floor in front of the other guests after being slathered in baby oil by the bride and groom's grandmothers

 

[Needs Gravy]

Sounds like he has another two or three weddings in him, take a rain check and be his best man at one of those.

 

[chiwigi]

Farken.

He didn't accept my refusal and has reinforced why he wants me there, now I'm in trouble. Apparently I have to dance with a bridesmaid (is this usual?), this displeases the Miss Feel.

You’re his mate, just do it. It’s not really that big a hardship.
The bridesmaid thing is not cool though.

 

[edgie]

I was groomsmen for a wedding I was trying to talk a mate out of two days beforehand. He discovered that she emotionally and physically cheated on him on her hens night out of town with a guy she had cheated on him with already that moved.

****ing good wedding, good times, and my first job making wedding videos. They divorced after a year or so.

Doc Feel, do they need a videographer?

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[raman]

I didn't even go to my own sisters weddings, and I've been with miss feel for 14 years and haven't married her. Weddings can **** off.

Power Girl I've known the guy since I was 10 and I love him to bits but he's such a blockhead, but his choice in Women is utterly self destructive. His previous girlfriend ruined him so badly that he became skeletal thin after being 'typical aussie tradesman' size. This woman is no different. She's utterly insane and will completely ruin him. He's knocked her up and now they're getting married.

When I first met her, all she did was dominate proceedings by yelling about her 7 complaints to head office about "Lebanese *******s who compare their ***** all day, AWWW YEAH LOOK AT MY **** ITS HUGE, YEAH M8 MINE IS BIGGER THOUGH, **** **** ****"

Absolutely feral. He's ruined his life, and it's likely i'll never see him again after this because she won't let him out the house. I've stopped asking him to go places now because the answer is always "I can't because girlfriend". He obviously still values the friendship and I should probably be there for when it all goes **** up, because it will.

At some point you've gotta cut hopeless people out of your life for your own sake. This sounds like that opportunity.

 

[raman]

You’re his mate, just do it. It’s not really that big a hardship.
The bridesmaid thing is not cool though.

Geez it's a chaste bridal waltz, he doesn't have to finger her behind the photo booth.

 

[chiwigi]

Geez it's a chaste bridal waltz, he doesn't have to finger her behind the photo booth.

No, but he has every right to take his partners feelings into account, which is the problem he has with it....I presume.