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[Maggie5]

Cant believe the second hand news I heard today................

Never really understood 'second hand', what does the hand have to do with it?

 

[left at home]

Bigger than Elvis!!

Bigger than Axl joining ACDC!!!

This bloke has been sacked and replaced by Neil Finn

Yep heard that. Interesting how he goes with mick.

 

[Bad Horse]

Had a shitty day today.

What's everybody up to?!

Had a cold and secondaries, so been holed up at home. Did some writing and fielded phone calls. Apparently I am missing all kinds of business opportunities, my opinions on a variety of surveys are absolutely vital, and a very helpful Indian sounding lady from Microsoft rang to tell me my computer is infected by viruses but if I just let them take remote control of my computer all will be well. I toyed with her for a good ten minutes pretending to be an Italian gentleman with poor English and limited IT skills.

I think my flatmates need to ditch the landline. Literally the only people who call it are scammers and marketers.

Then I watched some Star Trek and fell asleep and woke up to find I was naked and had kicked off the bedclothes about the time my female flatmate came in with her mother.

I think I may be going to the stable again

 

[CFC2010]

Had a cold and secondaries, so been holed up at home. Did some writing and fielded phone calls. Apparently I am missing all kinds of business opportunities, my opinions on a variety of surveys are absolutely vital, and a very helpful Indian sounding lady from Microsoft rang to tell me my computer is infected by viruses but if I just let them take remote control of my computer all will be well. I toyed with her for a good ten minutes pretending to be an Italian gentleman with poor English and limited IT skills.

I think my flatmates need to ditch the landline. Literally the only people who call it are scammers and marketers.

Then I watched some Star Trek and fell asleep and woke up to find I was naked and had kicked off the bedclothes about the time my female flatmate came in with her mother.

I think I may be going to the stable again

I hope you laughed and felt a little better after reading the Bad Horse’s reply Temploar

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Bad Horse as long as they didn’t see you as a pony

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Never really understood 'second hand', what does the hand have to do with it?

The clue is in the posted video.

 

[Maggie5]

The clue is in the posted video.

I realise this was just querying the English language.

 

[jathanas]

What Mod jathanas??


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I don't want to name anyone but the one with the username which sounds like "Picky Lark" has been particularly savage.

 

[Black_White]

Had a cold and secondaries, so been holed up at home. Did some writing and fielded phone calls. Apparently I am missing all kinds of business opportunities, my opinions on a variety of surveys are absolutely vital, and a very helpful Indian sounding lady from Microsoft rang to tell me my computer is infected by viruses but if I just let them take remote control of my computer all will be well. I toyed with her for a good ten minutes pretending to be an Italian gentleman with poor English and limited IT skills.

I think my flatmates need to ditch the landline. Literally the only people who call it are scammers and marketers.

Then I watched some Star Trek and fell asleep and woke up to find I was naked and had kicked off the bedclothes about the time my female flatmate came in with her mother.

I think I may be going to the stable again

Landline was gone when the nbn came.
You are absolutely correct, the only people using it are scammers and telemarketers.

 

[Bad Horse]

Bad Horse as long as they didn’t see you as a pony

Well nobody asked me for a pony ride so maybe I'm safe.

 

[Bad Horse]

I don't want to name anyone but the one with the username which sounds like "Picky Lark" has been particularly savage.

You could name names but that might sound like...

careless whispers...

 

[Magpie Girl]

I don't want to name anyone but the one with the username which sounds like "Picky Lark" was particularly savage.

EFA
You're safe now

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Had a cold and secondaries, so been holed up at home. Did some writing and fielded phone calls. Apparently I am missing all kinds of business opportunities, my opinions on a variety of surveys are absolutely vital, and a very helpful Indian sounding lady from Microsoft rang to tell me my computer is infected by viruses but if I just let them take remote control of my computer all will be well. I toyed with her for a good ten minutes pretending to be an Italian gentleman with poor English and limited IT skills.

I think my flatmates need to ditch the landline. Literally the only people who call it are scammers and marketers.

Then I watched some Star Trek and fell asleep and woke up to find I was naked and had kicked off the bedclothes about the time my female flatmate came in with her mother.

I think I may be going to the stable again

Would read again.

 

[Caztheconquerer]

Had a devasting day today, feeling really lost and not sure what to do .

 

[Temploar]

Had a cold and secondaries, so been holed up at home. Did some writing and fielded phone calls. Apparently I am missing all kinds of business opportunities, my opinions on a variety of surveys are absolutely vital, and a very helpful Indian sounding lady from Microsoft rang to tell me my computer is infected by viruses but if I just let them take remote control of my computer all will be well. I toyed with her for a good ten minutes pretending to be an Italian gentleman with poor English and limited IT skills.

I think my flatmates need to ditch the landline. Literally the only people who call it are scammers and marketers.

Then I watched some Star Trek and fell asleep and woke up to find I was naked and had kicked off the bedclothes about the time my female flatmate came in with her mother.

I think I may be going to the stable again

I'm lost for words.
You may be a bad horse but that was a GOOD story.

Geez I thought the landline went the way of the dodo bird .

 

[Temploar]

Had a devasting day today, feeling really lost and not sure what to do .

That's no good mate. Here if you need to talk .

 

[Vicky Park]

I don't want to name anyone but the one with the username which sounds like "Picky Lark" has been particularly savage.

Me? Never!

In protest I post this pointless

 

[Vicky Park]

EFA
You're safe now

I still have some tricks up my sleeve MG.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Mo Salah Mo Salah running down the wiiiing

 

[Baltimore Jack]

Cant believe the second hand news I heard today................

 

[jmac70]

Mo Salah Mo Salah running down the wiiiing

Another great win for your boys. City are having an awful finish to the year.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Another great win for your boys. City are having an awful finish to the year.

Thanks. F imagine being drawn with Roma and watching that live. That would be a dream.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

 

[BringouttheGimp]