Once again, congratulations Essendon on winning trade week

[Mofra]

Yes, I know you were crowing about it at the time getting Smith (midget) Saad (looks great streaming out of defence but can't actually defend) and Stringer (has all the intensity of souffle) - but once again, I applaud the Dodo for topping up now while you're in your premiership window rather than building via the draft.

How comforting it must be that despite your on field performances you can at least look forward to that one special week in November knowing you'll do well because 'being hard to deal with' means you'll 'get good bargains'.

Sure, the Dodo has single-handedly screwed you over more than Hird, WADA, ASADA and Dank combined over the last ~15 years but winning trade week truly is something to be proud of.

Once again, congratulations

 

[David Schwarz]

... and Stringer (has all the intensity of souffle)

Shoutouts to the strength and conditioning coaches there too.

It's quite a talent taking someone who was slightly overweight and turning them slightly obese.

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Nothing a Dank phone call cant fix...

Oh wait!

 

[ArcherOfLoaf]

The lyrics are actually pretty apt.


Look out I hear the scream of sirens on the wall
I see a policeman crying in the back seat of a dying Ford
Hotel waiters leave the bedrooms of stars who are far too old
And no-one ever told me that I could be so cold

[Chorus]
Bombers fly to zero
Feet, feet
Bombers fly to zero

[Verse]
I see an old man knocked to the ground and beaten by the vicar's wife
And no-one stops to help they're far too busy tring to save their own lives
A tiny girl screams for mother and wanders out into the street
I saw her go down underneath a thousand people's running feet

[Chorus]
Bombers fly to zero
Feet
Bombers fly to zero

[Verse]
All the junkies pulling needles from their arms hope it lasts the night
All the soldiers curse the day they joined the army and prepare to fight
In silent bars, in silent rooms, in silent cars, you hide where you can
And me I know just where you are, you see, I'm a bomber man

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Nothing a Dank phone call cant fix...

Oh wait!

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

At least lunch meat Smith has a dip. Saad is pathetically bad. Shirley there must be someone in the twos who doesn't actively run away from contact.

 

[Darksidepoints]

 

[A Cut Above]

Its been awhile since I've seen a photo of Dodoro, but I'm assuming that smug look has since left his face.

 

[PepperFace]

Yes, I know you were crowing about it at the time getting Smith (midget) Saad (looks great streaming out of defence but can't actually defend) and Stringer (has all the intensity of souffle) - but once again, I applaud the Dodo for topping up now while you're in your premiership window rather than building via the draft.

How comforting it must be that despite your on field performances you can at least look forward to that one special week in November knowing you'll do well because 'being hard to deal with' means you'll 'get good bargains'.

Sure, the Dodo has single-handedly screwed you over more than Hird, WADA, ASADA and Dank combined over the last ~15 years but winning trade week truly is something to be proud of.

Once again, congratulations

Please remind me of the picks they traded for these potatos?

 

[PepperFace]

 

[GWBogan]

Congratulations Essendon and especially congratulations goes to the "master recruiter" Adrian Dodoro. I bet he hasn't been this happy since the time he first met his long lost bastard son.

 

[Mofra]

Please remind me of the picks they traded for these potatos?

Their first, second round and 2018 third round round all up.

We had two first round picks last year and those two kids are already establishing themselves in our side (Naughton and Richards).
Then we picked up a mid sized forward (Gowers) who has overtaken Stringer already.

 

[PepperFace]

Smug campaigner

 

[PepperFace]

Their first, second round and 2018 third round round all up.

We had two first round picks last year and those two kids are already establishing themselves in our side (Naughton and Richards).
Then we picked up a mid sized forward (Gowers) who has overtaken Stringer already.

My ribs hurt from laughing

 

[Starburns_]

Look on the bright side, at least now they'll have a nice top 6 pick to use on a blonde, lightly-built outside mid, with no pace and average skills.

 

[Mofra]

Look on the bright side, at least now they'll have a nice top 6 pick to use on a blonde, lightly-built outside mid, with no pace and average skills.

... only if an average back pocket isn't available.

 

[Laphroaig]

Look on the bright side, at least now they'll have a nice top 6 pick to use on a blonde, lightly-built outside mid, with no pace and average skills.

You forgot no heart. Required trait for a Bombers mid.

 

[Heisenberg_]

The Dodo was also promoted to the executive team for his sterling effort in trade week so I’m assuming he was involved with giving the coach a contract extension

 

[captain blood 17]

Remember when David King said they had a list which could win the flag?


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[PepperFace]

Remember when David King said they had a list which could win the flag?


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I stopped reading at David King

 

[Thrawn]

Congratulations Essendon and especially congratulations goes to the "master recruiter" Adrian Dodoro. I bet he hasn't been this happy since the time he first met his long lost bastard son.

What's Roger Federer doing there?

 

[tzman]

Remember when David King said they had a list which could win the flag?


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All ready flying the white flag

 

[KeilorUnder9s]

Long may Dodo continue this great work!!

 

[BRWB]

Remember when David King said they had a list which could win the flag?


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Funnier than Richo saying the same about the Saints??

Love the Dodo - keep up the good work son. 15 yrs for zero finals wins.

 

[Lethality]

Jake Stringer AFLMs like he parents.