what are your go to phrases to yell at the footy

[mitch-wa]

If the opposition win the coin toss “That’s all you’ll win”

When scores are level “One more goal each and scores will be level” (stolen from a commentator)

I also call players a donkey for some reason when they stuff up

 

[mike14]

"Get a horse" to anyone who just got chased down, or to anyone who isn't making up ground while chasing.

I remember i used to sit near a guy who would hang over the railing every time we played North yelling "turn around Martyn, you're scaring the kids".

 

[Blood Bomber]

When we were full blown Essington around rds 4/5 I consistently yelled at my tv "DO YOUR JOB.... DO YOUR flipping JOB!" I'm self employed so if I do a shit job I either don't get paid or don't get further work. Very simple do your job and do it well like you care. So lucky to have kept my fist from the tv and computer during that period. Grrr

 

[Pweter]

If the opposition win the coin toss “That’s all you’ll win”

My coin toss phrase is "win the toss, win the match" which generally spawns decent banter (regardless of who won the toss) given I usually attend with mates who support the opposition.

 

[Howard Moon]

My coin toss phrase is "win the toss, win the match" which generally spawns decent banter (regardless of who won the toss) given I usually attend with mates who support the opposition.

If we lose the toss I usually say redraw!

 

[SydneyBomber]

After scoring the first point of the match 2min into the first qtr, "ring the bloody siren!!!" goes ok.
Or it's cocky brother, "the rest of this match is just to build our percentage!!!"
Hasn't worked for a long time though haha....

Not a 'boo-boy' by any stretch, but must admit to a few 'ffs stanton' whispers through gritted teeth over the years

 

[VelvetSledge]

After scoring the first point of the match 2min into the first qtr, "ring the bloody siren!!!" goes ok.
Or it's cocky brother, "the rest of this match is just to build our percentage!!!"
Hasn't worked for a long time though haha....

Not a 'boo-boy' by any stretch, but must admit to a few 'ffs stanton' whispers through gritted teeth over the years

When we were down by 100 against the Hawks two years ago and slotted a late goal, I may have shouted out "BUILD THE PERCENTAGE LADS GET AROUND IT"

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

I don’t yell much, I just mouth “Atley” three times.

 

[Big John Studd]

Anyone who calls the players on first name basis like they are long time besties. Irks the hell out of me.

"Nice mark,Good boy Darcy. Dyson is by himself in the middle"
"Cmon Devon, Kick the goal son"

ARGGGHHHHH

 

[VelvetSledge]

Anyone who calls the players on first name basis like they are long time besties. Irks the hell out of me.

"Nice mark,Good boy Darcy. Dyson is by himself in the middle"
"Cmon Devon, Kick the goal son"

ARGGGHHHHH

Sorry.

Though that being said I've realised I've been calling Bellcho "Two Foot Tommy" for a while now and people haven't realised I'm talking about his giant pe-... rsonality

 

[Run and carry]

I praise opposition players a fair bit. "Nice mark". "Boy he's a good player". It confuses one eyed Bomber supporters no doubt but you have to admire your opposition.

 

[Barry Roundhouse]

I feel like Shannon Noll stole my entire repertoire and put it in the rant used on old mate who threw the beer can.

 

[Summer Nights]

I’m usually yelling at the umpires, calling them ****ing cheats. Yep, all class.

 

[Darealrath]

how bout anytime anyone is being chased and about to be tackled you yell YOURE HOT! - like we are actually out there playing in the team talking to a teammate - and he can hear us

The collective murmur sometimes helps!

"we've got to kick the next one" used when we are behind making a comeback or in front by a little.

My standard is either "come on Bombers" or "next goal Bombers".

Not really a specific thing to yell out, but I love going early when I can see someone in the F50 has the sit. So satisfying when they take it and you've beaten the rest of the crowd to the celebration by a second or three. Lloyd was fantastic for this.

 

[doug85]

I don’t yell much, I just mouth “Atley” three times.

Anyone know where the original post of this gem resides?

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Anyone know where the original post of this gem resides?

Sorry, no idea, but maybe North board in the Atley thread (if there is one) would be a good place to start.

 

[Philzsay]

Old bloke near me will still every now and then when the umps give a dodgy free kick against us will yell out "Jackson's Men" in reference to his 2 decade old catchcry and belief that Wayne Jackson used to personally give umpires brown bags stuffed with cash to screw us over every week.....

 

[doug85]

Sorry, no idea, but maybe North board in the Atley thread (if there is one) would be a good place to start.

Cheers.

I’m interested to see what kind of a response that post received. I nearly dislocated my spine from the douche chills when I first read it.

 

[VelvetSledge]

Cheers.

I’m interested to see what kind of a response that post received. I nearly dislocated my spine from the douche chills when I first read it.

I seem to recall them lapping it up, loving it.

One of the greatest days in BF history.

 

[doug85]

I seem to recall them lapping it up, loving it.

One of the greatest days in BF history.

It’s probably the most iconic post I can think of. We haven’t stopped quoting it for seven years!!!

 

[Seb78]

On a positive

"GET AROUND HIM"

I reckon I throw that one out a few times a game, especially when a young player really does something courageous or special.

 

[Howard Moon]

Sometimes when our opponent is out and the ball is headed toward one of their players but isn't going to make it on the full I have to say BOUNCE as the ball hits the ground Infront of them because it might make it bounce at a weird angle and save us

 

[thaibomber]

Back in 1990... last season I was in Australia for, mine was... "hey Umpy, give me the blueprint to your brain! .... I'm building a **** wit!"

 

[jmoo wan]

I've been yelling "don't lick that', "please don't touch that" and "keep your hands to yourself" a lot this year. Taking small children to the footy sucks.

 

[thaibomber]

Or ... "Capper you pusillanimous Pipsqueak"