Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 1: Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC @ Abdu Prison

[Tony Lynn 15]

Bombers pre game at 3:50...

Mate you know this season I also have to bring back the pre game song as well for the fans. Just apologising in advance.

 

[TheCoach16]

Mate you know this season I also have to bring back the pre game song as well for the fans. Just apologising in advance.

I’ll love it!...



#united

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I’ll love it!...



#united

I plan to sign it off as we discussed too.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

This is why I’m proud to stand by your side and co captain this great club with you. Your commitment is unparalleled...

I’m hoping my pre game will inspire the team as much as you inspire me!...

TL15 & TC16

Your first game as a Captain ... wish it could be more memorable, in terms of competition .... but are you nervous ?

Big expectations of you and Tony Lynn 15 ..... early season flag favourites .... at what time today will you be revealing to the team, the Bombers Gameplan for S27

As your CHF i implore you to have a long kicking game to CHF and have the midfield and wings swarming in the loose ball, or quick handball from .....then kick the goal or hit BEEG on the chest

But i know you guys have already spent hours on this already

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Your first game as a Captain ... wish it could be more memorable, in terms of competition .... but are you nervous ?

Big expectations of you and Tony Lynn 15 ..... early season flag favourites .... at what time today will you be revealing to the team, the Bombers Gameplan for S27

As your CHF i implore you to have a long kicking game to CHF and have the midfield and wings swarming in the loose ball, or quick handball from .....then kick the goal or hit BEEG on the chest

But i know you guys have already spent hours on this already

WaynesWorld19’s paddock.

 

[TheCoach16]

Your first game as a Captain ... wish it could be more memorable, in terms of competition .... but are you nervous ?

Big expectations of you and Tony Lynn 15 ..... early season flag favourites .... at what time today will you be revealing to the team, the Bombers Gameplan for S27

As your CHF i implore you to have a long kicking game to CHF and have the midfield and wings swarming in the loose ball, or quick handball from .....then kick the goal or hit BEEG on the chest

But i know you guys have already spent hours on this already

Our game plan is normally “give it to Tony Lynn 15 ”....
But I like yours too.

And no. I don’t get nervous. I haven’t been nervous since 1995. I see challenges as opportunities to succeed and grow. Not to be nervous about.


TL15 & TC16

 

[WaynesWorld19]

WaynesWorld19’s paddock.

I was going to suggest this .... i’ve been up all morning trying to find a delicate way of broaching this, for fear of upsetting BEEG .....but damn it, im prepared to give the paddock a trial..... but only in the interests of the team mind you !

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I was going to suggest this .... i’ve been up all morning trying to find a delicate way of broaching this, for fear of upsetting BEEG .....but damn it, i prepared to give the paddock a trial..... but only in the interests of the team mind you !

okeydoke7 was far less subtle last season!

 

[Pugsley]

Your first game as a Captain ... wish it could be more memorable, in terms of competition .... but are you nervous ?

Big expectations of you and Tony Lynn 15 ..... early season flag favourites .... at what time today will you be revealing to the team, the Bombers Gameplan for S27

As your CHF i implore you to have a long kicking game to CHF and have the midfield and wings swarming in the loose ball, or quick handball from .....then kick the goal or hit BEEG on the chest

But i know you guys have already spent hours on this already

I'm drifting down from CHB to have shots at goal.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

okeydoke7 was far less subtle last season!

Yes buts he’s a show poney ..... i’m a show pony, disguised as a team player

 

[WaynesWorld19]

I'm drifting down from CHB to have shots at goal.

What could possibly go wrong?

You could have an angry CHF in your face .... that’s what could go wrong

 

[Pugsley]

Yes buts he’s a show poney ..... i’m a show pony, disguised as a team player

Or a prized camel.

 

[TheCoach16]

I was going to suggest this .... i’ve been up all morning trying to find a delicate way of broaching this, for fear of upsetting BEEG .....but damn it, im prepared to give the paddock a trial..... but only in the interests of the team mind you !

Just be careful of BEEG coming out of the goal square. He cares not if you’re opposition or teammate. If anyone is in his space, and they’re between him and the ball, god help them...


TL15 & TC16

 

[Pugsley]

You could have an angry CHF in your face .... that’s what could go wrong

That just adds to the sexual tension with my camels later on.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Or a prized camel.

Yeah, yeah .... Camels are prettier and more valuable

As an interest, and i don’t want to delve into teammates sexual preferences .... but are you a one hump or 2 hump Camel guy ???

 

[Pugsley]

Yeah, yeah .... Camels are prettier and more valuable

As an interest, and i don’t want to delve into teammates sexual preferences .... but are you a one hump or 2 hump Camel guy ???

I'll take them anyway they come

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Just be careful of BEEG coming out of the goal square. He cares not if you’re opposition or teammate. If anyone is in his space, and they’re between him and the ball, god help them...

This is why i was pacing up & down to broach the subject ..... you remember our Contract negotiations, you know, the No Contact clause ..... im pretty confident BEEG will eliminate both opposition and teammates if necessary

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

KohPhi I just dropped into one of your 25 7/11 franchises for a slurpee and for the third time this week the camel ball flavour has been ‘slurped dry’.

******* unacceptable mate!

 

[TheCoach16]

KohPhi I just dropped into one of your 25 7/11 franchises for a slurpee and for the third time this week the camel ball flavour has been ‘slurped dry’.

******* unacceptable mate!

KohPhi getting high on his own supply...

 

[BRAB]

I just realised “Gumbies” is the actual name of our opposition...
I thought we were just calling them Gumbies because they’re no good, or because it was a twist on their real name. Like “Gun Beez” or “Brumbies” or something.
You know, like Carlspoon, Norf. That kind of thing!
But the team is actually called “Gumbies”. BRAB , your first act as captain should have been to lobby the league to change that name...
This is ridiculous. The “Gumbies”! I feel like beating a side called the Gumbies is a bit of a shallow victory.
The league should rectify this immediately! ...

Hmm maybe rebranding to the wolves will help.

 

[BRAB]

KohPhi I just dropped into one of your 25 7/11 franchises for a slurpee and for the third time this week the camel ball flavour has been ‘slurped dry’.

******* unacceptable mate!

Cadaver is this racist

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Hmm maybe rebranding to the wolves will help.

I said that PS and you scoffed ..... a rebranding is essential Brab ..... get rid of the Gumby and the SFA will applaud your daring bravado

 

[Pugsley]

Cadaver is this racist

I hate myself at times. Therefore, I'm racist towards myself.

 

[TheCoach16]

Hmm maybe rebranding to the wolves will help.

See, Wolves is nice. Has a good ring to it...

I’d join the Wolves. I’d never join the Gumbies.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Cadaver is this racist

We all know KohPhi is racist mate.