- Oct 22, 2014
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Presents..........
A rouge element..............
As was broken sensationally on this weeks podcast by our very own Loonerty, we here at East Side Media have uncovered a heinous plot to steal coveted All SFA positions from far more deserving players through manipulating the highly contentious "utility" provision introduced by (I can't believe he's still admin) Cloud_ .....
By rotating their more active posters through various positions across the field in a desperate attempt to bump up their stats, the Bears hierarchy are making fools of the entire competition and mocking YOU personally. Only an idiot would be deceived by this clumsy slight of hand and yet last season saw one of the most popular players in the history of Qooty cruelly robbed of his rightful spot in the All SFA squad only to be replaced by a player with the most questionable morals within the league.
That's actually a pretty decent hypothesis about me and MBP. It was more that I want to play forward but at the same time MBP had too good a season to just leave him at CHF. We made it into a competition and we would retain FF if we could kick a bag, but we never did.
Now me playing in different positions for the last 4 rounds of Season 26, that was 100% to boost my numbers so I could slot in as a general forward.
To put things in perspective here is The Filth Wizard reaction to missing out on All SFA selection last season.
And here is Cadaver's Admin application
Before I go too deep into the specifics of the biggest rort in SFA history, let me unveil the masked men responsible for for ruining your year and expose their role in this.
The Mastermind:
JoshWoodenSpoon driven by his desire for a BEEZ three peat has brought the competition into disrepute and there has been rumours the new Admin may strip him of previous medals. Something i would endorse and I suggest everybody gets behind this movement.
The Doctor:
Doctor Gero was the brains behind the operation.
The beneficiary:
Cadaver accepting one of the most undeserved All SFA medals in the history of the competition.
East Side Media reached out to the Bears leadership group for a response but all we received was this tweet
The height of arrogance.
Special thanks to por_please_ya for her excellent shoop work
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