Media Truth Is The New Banned Substance - Part One and Two now complete

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Presents..........




A rouge element..............


As was broken sensationally on this weeks podcast by our very own Loonerty, we here at East Side Media have uncovered a heinous plot to steal coveted All SFA positions from far more deserving players through manipulating the highly contentious "utility" provision introduced by (I can't believe he's still admin) Cloud_ .....

By rotating their more active posters through various positions across the field in a desperate attempt to bump up their stats, the Bears hierarchy are making fools of the entire competition and mocking YOU personally. Only an idiot would be deceived by this clumsy slight of hand and yet last season saw one of the most popular players in the history of Qooty cruelly robbed of his rightful spot in the All SFA squad only to be replaced by a player with the most questionable morals within the league.

That's actually a pretty decent hypothesis about me and MBP. It was more that I want to play forward but at the same time MBP had too good a season to just leave him at CHF. We made it into a competition and we would retain FF if we could kick a bag, but we never did.

Now me playing in different positions for the last 4 rounds of Season 26, that was 100% to boost my numbers so I could slot in as a general forward.

To put things in perspective here is The Filth Wizard reaction to missing out on All SFA selection last season.


And here is Cadaver's Admin application




Before I go too deep into the specifics of the biggest rort in SFA history, let me unveil the masked men responsible for for ruining your year and expose their role in this.

The Mastermind:


JoshWoodenSpoon driven by his desire for a BEEZ three peat has brought the competition into disrepute and there has been rumours the new Admin may strip him of previous medals. Something i would endorse and I suggest everybody gets behind this movement.



The Doctor:


Doctor Gero was the brains behind the operation.

The beneficiary:


Cadaver accepting one of the most undeserved All SFA medals in the history of the competition.

East Side Media reached out to the Bears leadership group for a response but all we received was this tweet



The height of arrogance.

Special thanks to por_please_ya for her excellent shoop work

 

[Loonerty]

Really quite a damning expose.

The All SFA is sacred and should not be manipulated like this.

 

[Far Kern]

Excellent. Even better if there’s even the slightest grain of truth.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

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A rouge element..............


As was broken sensationally on this weeks podcast by our very own Loonerty, we here at East Side Media have uncovered a heinous plot to steal coveted All SFA positions from far more deserving players through manipulating the highly contentious "utility" provision introduced by (I can't believe he's still admin) Cloud_ .....

By rotating their more active posters through various positions across the field in a desperate attempt to bump up their stats, the Bears hierarchy are making fools of the entire competition and mocking YOU personally. Only an idiot would be deceived by this clumsy slight of hand and yet last season saw one of the most popular players in the history of Qooty cruelly robbed of his rightful spot in the All SFA squad only to be replaced by a player with the most questionable morals within the league.



To put things in perspective here is The Filth Wizard reaction to missing out on All SFA selection last season.
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And here is Cadaver's Admin application
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Before I go too deep into the specifics of the biggest rort in SFA history, let me unveil the masked men responsible for for ruining your year and expose their role in this.

The Mastermind:

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JoshWoodenSpoon driven by his desire for a BEEZ three peat has brought the competition into disrepute and there has been rumours the new Admin may strip him of previous medals. Something i would endorse and I suggest everybody gets behind this movement.



The Doctor:
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Doctor Gero was the brains behind the operation.

The beneficiary:
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Cadaver accepting one of the most undeserved All SFA medals in the history of the competition.

East Side Media reached out to the Bears leadership group for a response but all we received was this tweet

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The height of arrogance.

Special thanks to por_please_ya for her excellent shoop work

What's the TLCR version?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Excellent. Even better if there’s even the slightest grain of truth.

This was just the teaser. Part 2 contains all the hard hitting stats

 

[WaynesWorld19]

This was just the teaser. Part 2 contains all the hard hitting stats

Excellent piece of media .....expect nothing less than full disclosure by the Bears

 

[U2tigers]

Maybe Barrybran would like to come forward and enlighten us all what went on behind the scenes at the Bears, become the whistleblower we all want him to be.

I don't buy him leaving the Bears on good terms. Here is your chance to help destroy the Bears Barry.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Excellent piece of media .....expect nothing less than full disclosure by the Bears

Prepare to be disappointing friend. I expect more disclosure during the Liberal election campaign.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Maybe Barrybran would like to come forward and enlighten us all what went on behind the scenes at the Bears, become the whistleblower we all want him to be.

I don't buy him leaving the Bears on good terms. Here is your chance to help destroy the Bears Barry.

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Spoiler

Part 2 will expose the real reason Barrybran left the Bears

 

[U2tigers]

Spoiler

Part 2 will expose the real reason Barrybran left the Bears

Good I look forward to it.

About time the Bears get brought down a peg or two.

 

[Loonerty]

Maybe Barrybran would like to come forward and enlighten us all what went on behind the scenes at the Bears, become the whistleblower we all want him to be.

I don't buy him leaving the Bears on good terms. Here is your chance to help destroy the Bears Barry.

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Yes we did wonder whether this was part of his reasoning for leaving.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Stop putting me on the bench and back pocket and s**t you weak low dog admin campaigners. Will gladly give Dav’s thing back for my rightful wing spot two years running.

 

[Agent93]

What's the TLCR version?

Not many words, so lung capacity is low.

 

[TJASTA]

meh who cares

 

[Loonerty]

Stop putting me on the bench and back pocket and s**t you weak low dog admin campaigners. Will gladly give Dav’s thing back for my rightful wing spot two years running.

Wow this is quite an unbecoming post for a beez medallist.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Stop putting me on the bench and back pocket and s**t you weak low dog admin campaigners. Will gladly give Dav’s thing back for my rightful wing spot two years running.

Make sure you tag him when you quote Matera92

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

What's the TLCR version?

meh who cares

The Furies are on fire today

 

[U2tigers]

The Furies are on fire today

You have to type slowly for the Furies posters to understand.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

The Furies are on fire today

Picking on someone with a learning disability, are you Dutton?

 

[Far Kern]

Barrybran please explain. You have the opportunity to simultaneously save both the Gumbies and the integrity of the entire competition, and I know you’re around.

 

[U2tigers]

Picking on someone with a learning disability, are you Dutton?

Playing 'victim' doesn't suit you.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Picking on someone with a learning disability, are you Dutton?

If you're serious please PM me as I have no idea what you're on about

 

[TJASTA]

Wow I can't believe The Jesus (well the Hawks in general) are picking on someone with a learning disability. I think we have found the truth.

 

[U2tigers]

Wow I can't believe The Jesus (well the Hawks in general) are picking on someone with a learning disability. I think we have found the truth.

I have no idea either what this learning disability thing is.

But I always thought the Hawks were just a bunch of Bullies.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Prepare to be disappointing friend. I expect more disclosure during the Liberal election campaign.

You must pursue this .....this corruption obviously cost me the EKA last season .....it's the only possible explanation