Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

[Restricted Free Agent]

Did not expect to see this in a Match thread. Very wise advice though.

Oh hi AA, please take a seat. It's going to be an interesting night in this thread

 

[por_please_ya]

Did not expect to see this in a Match thread. Very wise advice though.

Haha thanks. I could have PMed them both but eh, I don't really mind sharing it

A problem I have around dating is the only cheap cinema in melbourne is ridiculously close to all my mates places. So much so that when I was on a date there last week, I was walking hand in hand with the girl up the street. And then I bumped into my science teacher. I've never felt more awkward...
Ended up still getting a kiss on that date which was nice. Almost made me forget about the science teacher.
Key word almost

Damn haha. I'm sure your science teacher didn't really care - I'm sure he/she has seen it aaaalll before. But yeah it is still a bit awkward.

 

[AceAndy]

Oh hi AA, please take a seat. It's going to be an interesting night in this thread

As one of the 'oldies' on BF i might learn a thing or two.

 

[por_please_ya]

It's always been weird between me and her (the teacher not the girl) since I played her son on fifa ultimate team...

Haha did you beat him?! lol..

 

[Karnezis_13]

This post is designed specifically and purely to induce selection headaches for Agent93

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

This post is designed specifically and purely to induce selection headaches for Agent93

The best post in 2 pages

 

[MWPP]

A long long time ago...

... I can still remember how that music used to make SarahSmile

 

[philreich]

What the hell is going on?

And I thought things couldn't get any worse than the Taylor Swift discussion

philreich tell me a joke

sportsmaniac89 do your melty thing

If you insist:

A class of 7 year olds have just returned from lunch, and the teacher is getting the kids to say what they did during their lunch break. Johnny starts off by saying, "Mrs. Patterson - I played cars in the sandpit." She says, "OK Johnny: if you can spell CARS for me, you can go home early." The little boy immediately says, "C-A-R-S." The teacher says, "Well done Johnny - see you tomorrow." Johnny bolts out the door before you can say, "Gold Coast Suns for the spoon."

Then Jenny says, "Mrs. Patterson - I played cars in the sandpit with Johnny." The teacher is suitably impressed, "Hmmm - a budding romance perhaps? OK Jenny: if you can spell SAND for me, you can go home early as well." The little girl's eyes light up, and she says, "S-A-N-D." She smiles and says, "That's brilliant Jenny: see you tomorrow. " So Jenny does her best Usain Bolt impression.

Finally Jimmy puts on his sad face and says, "Mrs. Patterson - I wanted to play cars in the sandpit with Johnny and Jenny, but they wouldn't let me." His teacher simply looks at him and says, "OK Jimmy: if you can spell RACIAL DISCRIMINATION, you can go home early."

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

... I can still remember how that music used to make SarahSmile

And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while...

 

[AceAndy]

... I can still remember how that music used to make SarahSmile

And i knew if i had my chance...

 

[MWPP]

And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while...

... did you write the book of love por_please_ya
.... did you have faith in The Jesus above ?

 

[AceAndy]

And i knew if i had my chance...

Oops too slow.

 

[Golumless]

Well this is the worst moment of the thread.

 

[por_please_ya]

... did you write the book of love por_please_ya
.... did you have faith in The Jesus above ?

Lol you're gonna make him throw up his dinner at this rate bahahaha.

 

[por_please_ya]

Well this is the worst moment of the thread.

Come on Golly, feel the love AHAHAHA. Making me laugh seeing you all squirm.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Well this is the worst moment of the thread.

Yikes, We're not even at the first chorus yet it's gonna be a long night for you...

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

... did you write the book of love por_please_ya
.... did you have faith in The Jesus above ?

The day the music died...

How appropriate

 

[por_please_ya]

Genuinely laughing IRL.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

The thing I love about American Pie is how beautifully it tells the modern history of music, rock and roll and American life.
This video looks at it in depth

 

[philreich]

Yikes, We're not even at the first chorus yet it's gonna be a long night for you...

You're not gonna sing, are you???

 

[AceAndy]

Genuinely laughing IRL.

What about another dating story ? I think SS needs some more life lessons.

 

[por_please_ya]

You're not gonna sing, are you???

MWPP we've got a request for karaoke

 

[sportsmaniac89]

You're not gonna sing, are you???

What's our policy on singing?

I mean, we already know our policy on dabbing, isn't that right Ant Bear?

 

[AceAndy]

What's our policy on singing?

I mean, we already know our policy on dabbing, isn't that right Ant Bear?

You have a dabbing policy ? Wow you Rats think of everything.