Certified Legendary Thread Days since Essendon last won a final: into the year 2026 and beyond! 🍩

[HirdsTheWord]

We have deliberately kept the drought going.

Just do Paul doesn’t end himself out of boredom. We love you Paul.

 

[Paul007]

We have deliberately kept the drought going.

Just do Paul doesn’t end himself out of boredom. We love you Paul.

Thank you for Making Essendon Shit Again (MESA).

Your unconditional love and worship is all I ask.

 

[Paul007]

Exciting news, tis now 5320 days. Currently in the wooden spoon position, looking good for no finals win this year.

 

[MUFKilda]

No time all; the blink of an eye

Saints will win one before they do

 

[Paul007]

5321

What a magnificent era of failure on every level of trying to be a football club we are witnessing.

 

[Cold Sober]

2564 and counting, what a rabble

Some things never change

 

[Snake_Baker]

 

[Prestigerrycomo]

Thread still relevant [emoji106]

 

[Paul007]

Thread still relevant [emoji106]

It will be relevant for several generations. My grandkids grandkids will be keeping this thread going.

#freekickbulldogs

 

[Xtreme]

Can you guys believe some people want Hird to coach the Bombers again ?

Do they know his win loss coaching record was atrocious and the only time they were winning with consistency was when he had them doped up to their eyeballs in peptides ?

 

[Prestigerrycomo]

It will be relevant for several generations. My grandkids grandkids will be keeping this thread going.

#freekickbulldogs

I remember them circa 2000. Insufferable. Always the first to dig the boot in the minute your club has an issue. Let's hope this thread is only in its infancy

 

[Paul007]

Sadly I won't be updating this thread, that I didn't start, anymore.
I have been told in aggressive and threatening tone that it is not really OK for me to do so.

 

[Xtreme]

I'll carry the torch

LOLBombers!!!

 

[Bombfire]

143 days and counting down...

 

[Catsnlakers]

143 days and counting down...

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

 

[GuzzLG]

Gone quiet in here



The countdown is on

 

[Mofra]

Aaron Sandilands has announced his retirement.

Now there is no player on an AFL list that has been on the receiving end of Essendon winning a final. Amazing.

 

[Bulldog Joe]

Did you hear Terry Wallace on SEN.

Essendon have apparently had 11 coaches since 1969
Coaches to win a final 1, (YES JUST ONE of ELEVEN)

12 years before Sheedy and 12 years since Sheedy without a coach winning a final.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Aaron Sandilands has announced his retirement.

Now there is no player on an AFL list that has been on the receiving end of Essendon winning a final. Amazing.

The end of an era

 

[richoatthedisco]

The last time Essedon won a final, their current captain was in primary school and their previous captain had never taken illegal performance-enhancing drugs not cleared for human consumption (probably, maybe, who knows, my dog ate it).

 

[Senor Ed]

The last time Essedon won a final, their current captain was in primary school and their previous captain had never taken illegal performance-enhancing drugs not cleared for human consumption (probably, maybe, who knows, my dog ate it).

Did your dog also not make finals?

 

[richoatthedisco]

Did your dog also not make finals?

My dog would be Essedon's hardest midfielder.

And I don't even have a dog.

 

[Senor Ed]

My dog would be Essedon's hardest midfielder.

And I don't even have a dog.

Not if they all took Melalotan II like Jimmy

 

[_Mike_]