Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

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Furthermore, I for one brothers, wait with baited breath for TGO's take on the looming pandemic, and am ready to follow to the letter, any sage advice He dispenses, forthwith.



Praise be, for surely He, can lead us through the Dunny Roll Wars to come.
Where's the emergency pack of deep fried dim sims?
 

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I was playing Grand Theft Auto 5 on Saturday afternoon to kill a bit of time and I noticed some notifications pop up that sent me into a state of ecstasy; it appeared TGO was online enjoying the spoils of Los Santos at the same time as me. There could surely be no other person in the world that would have that username.

Obviously I went to the strip club to see if He was there but alas I must have just missed Him.

Praise.

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Discussing the current supermarket issues:

Nerdling (N): "Even the Risoni is gone from the shelves Robbo"
TGO (For it was He): "The what?"
N: "Even the Risoni. Not rice, not pasta, that's the last thing taken"
TGO: "I don't even kn.., what is it?"
N: "I'll tell you in the break.."
TGO (incredulously): "Risoni ?! Browny, what's Risoni?"
N: "It's not rice and it's not pasta..."
TGO (interrupting): "Is it Riceta?"
N: "...it's somewhere in between. You can get Risoni, usually, not anymore"

Praise.
 
Discussing the current supermarket issues:

Nerdling (N): "Even the Risoni is gone from the shelves Robbo"
TGO (For it was He): "The what?"
N: "Even the Risoni. Not rice, not pasta, that's the last thing taken"
TGO: "I don't even kn.., what is it?"
N: "I'll tell you in the break.."
TGO (incredulously): "Risoni ?! Browny, what's Risoni?"
N: "It's not rice and it's not pasta..."
TGO (interrupting): "Is it Riceta?"
N: "...it's somewhere in between. You can get Risoni, usually, not anymore"

Praise.

If there's a 'NEW' New Testament, this needs to be its opening verse.

I'm with TGO, Risoni is a cursed thing, and has no place in His realm.

There's a unique place in hell for such abominations, alongside low-carb lager and a vegan 'sausages'.
 

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