Media Sweet FA: Three Things I Learnt This Week - S29 Edition: Now With 50% More Melts!

[serial_thrilla]

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GWS Goose is a S29 rookie from the Gumbies. He is known for being snubbed of a Rising Star Award nomination for half the season.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

1. S29 rookies are more united than ever, with secret pacts and RookieChat generating big plans for SFA's future. And with Santoz as our experienced mentor-figure, we are on the up. Get on brahj's Bronk Market and buy, buy, buy!View attachment 869840
2. The Demons sure do talk a lot. Name a topic in a match thread and you'll get a good 5 pages of discussion from them at a minimum. Cheese puns? Pineapple on pizza? Pheasant flaking? Bicycles from 1977? Milk? Ted Hawkins? No holds barred.
3. With teams dropping out of the finals race already, eyes are starting to turn to S30 in a big way. Expansion teams, trades, and rule change suggestions flowing thick and fast, May is going to be a big month.

I hate rookies

We need rookie rivalries back, none of this holding hands and kissing bullshit.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

1. ClarkeM is a determined late night shopper.
2. The Warriors play in Onesies
3. Millky is organising a solid bid for Vamps to enter the Comp.

 

[serial_thrilla]

3. Millky is organising a solid bid for Vamps to enter the Comp.

I hear that the Vamps find you irresistible for some reason.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I hear that the Vamps find you irresistible for some reason.

I am available for donations to my bloodless old bod, not extractions.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I am available for donations to my bloodless old bod, not extractions.

Catheters don't count then?

 

[Callums_Guns]

1. Expansion is all the talk but Gumbies are in trouble
1a: Committee to discuss Assistance Package for Gumbies prior to expansion, winners of the S29 EKA, Mobs & Beez to go to the Gumbies for S30

2. serial_thrilla held his own last week until the 5mins into the 1st qtr but was a great with the Dragons
3. Someone forgot to tell Laidley there was no Rocky Horror Show on at The Palais Theatre on the weekend

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Catheters don't count then?

I am always six bags full over my catheters. Taking the piss is a popular past time.

 

[GWS Goose]

1. Expansion is all the talk but Gumbies are in trouble
1a: Committee to discuss Assistance Package for Gumbies prior to expansion, winners of the S29 EKA, Mobs & Beez to go to the Gumbies for S30

2. serial_thrilla held his own last week until the 5mins into the 1st qtr but was a great with the Dragons
3. Someone forgot to tell Laidley there was no Rocky Horror Show on at The Palais Theatre on the weekend

I'm already at the Gumbies, so it will just be the Mobs & Beez winner coming our way.

 

[Callums_Guns]

I'm already at the Gumbies, so it will just be the Mobs & Beez winner coming our way.

You might want to ask Barry to sit you out for the last 3 games and on the team sheet just call it managed

You guys need 3 extra players not 2, Tonga Bob serial_thrilla sausageroll which 1 will it be ?

 

[moginie]

I am always six bags full over my catheters. Taking the piss is a popular past time.

So you're the SFA version of Baa Baa Black Sheep - Wee Wee Wonder?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

1. @TheInjuryFactory seems to think I have competition in the EKA. I'm confused who though, he said 2 horse race, but is talking about both @serial_thrilla and @Tonga Bob , perhaps he means for runner up. Both worthy bridesmaids.

 

[GWS Goose]

1. Online shopping helps when you dont misplace your card.
2. Bros before hoes
3. If she says No More during sex it does not mean No, More...

is there a story behind number 3??

seems a bit Bill Cosby

 

[TalkingFootyNow1223]

is there a story behind number 3??

seems a bit Bill Cosby

No story lol seen it on fb thought id share

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Bit personal mate.

Damn it Tony you made me spit water all over my laptop lmao

 

[BEEG]

1. Warriors continue to get screwed
2. Yakker still ****ing annoys me
3. Coney Island Sucks.

 

[BEEG]

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Should be fined for not keeping a 1.5 metre distance.

 

[CakeEater]

1. Easty can be our FF every week
2. WaynesWorld19 taste in music is interesting, but im not sure id subscribe to his newsletter
3. Coach Sabrina knows when and where to pull people off.

 

[Pugsley]

1. Easty can be our FF every week
2. WaynesWorld19 taste in music is interesting, but im not sure id subscribe to his newsletter
3. Coach Sabrina knows when and where to pull people off.

Coach Sabrina pulling off players seems to contribute to team performance.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

1. Easty can be our FF every week
2. WaynesWorld19 taste in music is interesting, but im not sure id subscribe to his newsletter
3. Coach Sabrina knows when and where to pull people off.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I hate rookies

We need rookie rivalries back, none of this holding hands and kissing bullshit.

we have spoilt rookies because clubs suck their dicks in the sign up thread and then gift prime positions without them having to prove themselves.

and Im talking from experience cause when I joined the furies I had to sleep in the dumpster out the back of the hippodrome, clean the visitors crappers with a blunt stick and only ate what I could find on the floor. It was tough love like that that turned me into the qooty player I am today

 

[haydo]

1. Expansion is all the talk but Gumbies are in trouble
1a: Committee to discuss Assistance Package for Gumbies prior to expansion, winners of the S29 EKA, Mobs & Beez to go to the Gumbies for S30

2. serial_thrilla held his own last week until the 5mins into the 1st qtr but was a great with the Dragons
3. Someone forgot to tell Laidley there was no Rocky Horror Show on at The Palais Theatre on the weekend

There is nothing wrong with the Gumbies mate. We're in good shape

 

[Tigerturbulance]

There is nothing wrong with the Gumbies mate. We're in good shape

are you saying that so it doesn't seem so bad when you ditch them


asking for a gumbies friend whose name might start with a B

 

[Callums_Guns]

are you saying that so it doesn't seem so bad when you ditch them


asking for a gumbies friend whose name might start with a B

He also thinks so because they have the Bombers this week who are needing a win to stay in the finals hunt

You could almost see the result already

 

[GWS Goose]

we have spoilt rookies because clubs suck their dicks in the sign up thread and then gift prime positions without them having to prove themselves.

and Im talking from experience cause when I joined the furies I had to sleep in the dumpster out the back of the hippodrome, clean the visitors crappers with a blunt stick and only ate what I could find on the floor. It was tough love like that that turned me into the qooty player I am today

In that case it is clear why the clubs have moved on to more advanced methods. Most clubs would hope their Rookies would evolve into much more.