Official Match Thread S30, R1 – West Coast Wonders vs Dragons FFC @ The Colosseum

[Matt_352]

Can you make one post without embarrassing yourself?

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F***wit.

 

[SSwans2011]

Sophistication and Sswans2011 don't belong together in the same sentence.

"SSwans2011" didn't even appear in your quoted sentence you shitgibbon.

Might have to give you some literacy classes before your banter lessons. That'll double the price.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Sophistication and Sswans2011 don't belong together in the same sentence.

What about "SSwans2011 completely lacks any semblance of sophistication"?

 

[Blaze Storm]

Had enough of hearing about this ****ing virus

fair call

 

[SSwans2011]

Had enough of hearing about this ****ing virus

Likewise, mate, but it's a bit hard to avoid discussing the Dragons in a Dragons match thread.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

The umpteenth 'I know you are but what am I' from the Dragons. You guys should probably stop hanging around playgrounds to source your banter material. It's a wee bit weird.

Don't blame me for that. I don't know how I got here, and I can't get out.

 

[SSwans2011]

Don't blame me for that. I don't know how I got here, and I can't get out.

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Happens to the best of us. I still remember reading about serial_thrilla at your last Mad Monday:

Man arrested filling hotel bathtub up with potatoes wearing a bra on MDMA

Perhaps he was making the world's biggest potato salad?

www.google.com

He claimed it was a metaphor for playing for the Dragons I believe

 

[Strigoi]

I trust that proper social distancing will occur at all times...right?

I’m guessing it’s now time for that proverbial “ten-foot pole”.

 

[Strigoi]

Do the Dragons just have like a shared collection of the 100 most overused gifs on the internet that they just cycle through each match thread? Or is that just a round one thing?

It’s especially for you.

 

[Strigoi]

Cant wait for the Qooty season to start. So much more interesting than the AFL.

Nooooo! All these games.........

 

[SSwans2011]

It’s especially for you.

VandoHawk why didn't you tell me I was living rent-free in the Dragons' collective brain? This changes everything.

Although I must say, it's a lot less spacious than one would expect for 20+ people.

 

[VandoHawk]

VandoHawk why didn't you tell me I was living rent-free in the Dragons' collective brain? This changes everything.

Although I must say, it's a lot less spacious than one would expect for 20+ people.

It was a trap you fool.

 

[SSwans2011]

It was a trap you fool.

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How many times must I remind you that it's not me? It's your mental manifestation from me.

I'm a bit concerned you have him all oiled up and in his jocks, but you guys do you, I suppose. Poor mental manifestation me is suffocating.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Dear Wonders

 

[SSwans2011]

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Dear Wonders

Your best contribution all week. Glad I was able to bring out the best in you (as limited as that best may be).

 

[serial_thrilla]

How many times must I remind you that it's not me? It's your mental manifestation from me.

I'm a bit concerned you have him all oiled up and in his jocks, but you guys do you, I suppose. Poor mental manifestation me is suffocating.

SSwans2011, I do give you credit for creating some semblance of activity from the Wonders in the match thread today...but sometimes I honestly think that silence would be the preferred option. Variety is the spice of life, and you've been banging on about the same thing since halfway through the Tittybong Cup. It's time to change it up: this level of monotony is Bomberesque.

 

[SSwans2011]

SSwans2011, I do give you credit for creating some semblance of activity from the Wonders in the match thread today...but sometimes I honestly think that silence would be the preferred option. Variety is the spice of life, and you've been banging on about the same thing since halfway through the Tittybong Cup. It's time to change it up: this level of monotony is Bomberesque.

I usually just work with the material I'm given. Other than Tittybong when I managed to make myself the centre of attention by simply posting about how great I am, the Dragons seem to be the first team to call me monotonous. That seems to be suggesting something.

Also the Bombers have only been monotonous since they brought in a certain someone. Where was that certain someone playing a few seasons ago? Where did they learn about the SFA? Uh, yeah, mate, you've finally found the problem we've all been aware of for a number of seasons. You're just yet to figure out that your club is responsible for it.

 

[VandoHawk]

It's time to change it up: this level of monotony is Bomberesque.

Even for him that’s a little harsh

 

[MC Bad Genius]

I usually just work with the material I'm given. Other than Tittybong when I managed to make myself the centre of attention by simply posting about how great I am, the Dragons seem to be the first team to call me monotonous. That seems to be suggesting something.

Also the Bombers have only been monotonous since they brought in a certain someone. Where was that certain someone playing a few seasons ago? Where did they learn about the SFA? Uh, yeah, mate, you've finally found the problem we've all been aware of for a number of seasons. You're just yet to figure out that your club is responsible for it.

I'm fairly sure by about day 2 of each match thread, all the other teams will join the Dragons in their rating of you as monotonous. Give em time. They're just waiting for the Dragons to take the lead. As per usual.

 

[SSwans2011]

I'm fairly sure by about day 2 of each match thread, all the other teams will join the Dragons in their rating of you as monotonous. Give em time. They're just waiting for the Dragons to take the lead. As per usual.

Mate, I was hot property in the off-season. Almost half the teams in the comp approached me. Whether or not I paid an attention-seeking post that resulted in me receiving offers is irrelevant.

I even received an offer from the Bombers captain, despite him lambasting other clubs for trying to recruit Bombers players. And I hear he's usually a man of great integrity, so for him to contradict himself like that is telling.

 

[Bonz]

Was that an OS thing ?

I'm not that much of a machine that I require an operating system.

 

[AceAndy]

Maylandsman Hatchy1992 Pie 4 Life

Now there is a full forward line to kick a winning score.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Mate, I was hot property in the off-season. Almost half the teams in the comp approached me. Whether or not I paid an attention-seeking post that resulted in me receiving offers is irrelevant.

I even received an offer from the Bombers captain, despite him lambasting other clubs for trying to recruit Bombers players. And I hear he's usually a man of great integrity, so for him to contradict himself like that is telling.

I am sure everyone is kicking themselves that they missed such an awesome prospective recruit.

 

[Matt_352]

"SSwans2011" didn't even appear in your quoted sentence you shitgibbon.

Might have to give you some literacy classes before your banter lessons. That'll double the price.

Maybe read it again, it appears you need the literacy classes you little b****

 

[SSwans2011]

Maylandsman Hatchy1992 Pie 4 Life

Now there is a full forward line to kick a winning score.

Wait, Hatchy1992 is your full forward?

Don't get me wrong, Uncle_Leo, I'm stoked you joined the Wonders. But sounds like the Dragons could use a quality full forward. Then again, choosing between being in a loving relationship with ClarkeM and playing for the Dragons is kinda like choosing between Autumn in Amsterdam and an Adelaide Crows training camp.

I am sure everyone is kicking themselves that they missed such an awesome prospective recruit.

Back to the top 100 most boring, predictable gifs collection you guys have, huh?