Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 5: Roys FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at the BJO (MOTR)

[VainGlorious]

I never understand why you sh*t in cornflakes ABV.
Incredibly unhygienic.

It’s a figure of speech, my unwashed friend.

Clearly Ted woke up on the wrong side of the bed and decided to box on with shadows and yell at oxygen.

Bizarre, we were having a good time just a little while ago, and now he’s gone all angsty teen on us.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I am glad that you haven't butchered the English language with this post.

You could mould this post or fill it with mold.

I'm neither a trained butcher or a trained English teacher.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

It’s a figure of speech, my unwashed friend.

Clearly Ted woke up on the wrong side of the bed and decided to box on with shadows and yell at oxygen.

Bizarre, we were having a good time just a little while ago, and now he’s gone all angsty teen on us.

We like you all at the bombers live up to reputations.
We're the old men who yell at clouds.

 

[DERO]

Apparently that's where I'm heading too. Dero are you on my team?

Someone has to average things out.

 

[Pugsley]

It’s a figure of speech, my unwashed friend.

Clearly Ted woke up on the wrong side of the bed and decided to box on with shadows and yell at oxygen.

Bizarre, we were having a good time just a little while ago, and now he’s gone all angsty teen on us.

He didn't like me calling him Teddy. I saw him have a tantrum

 

[Pugsley]

We like you all at the bombers live up to reputations.
We're the old men who yell at clouds.

We don't have clouds in Baghdad.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

We don't have clouds in Baghdad.

Thankfully we're at the BJO this week. All the clouds we need to yell at.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I'm still waiting on a response from TedDougChris on what food is being served this Sunday? Can anyone advise?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I'm still waiting on a response from TedDougChris on what food is being served this Sunday? Can anyone advise?

Tofu.

 

[Santoz]

First and foremost:

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Secondly, who sh*t in your cornflakes pal?

So much angst, so much emotion, for what? A fantasy football forum?

Have a really warm camomile, perhaps with some honey, that should calm your nerves somewhat.

Sheesh.

You were actually normal on Tuesday/Wednesday, hell, I’ll go as far to say a tad enjoyable, but these last few posts are borderline hysterical, and on the verge of Horace fighting his reflection in the mirror and yelling at imaginary owls.

Chill. Out.

Post some music or something.

Just like golf has a 'moving day', ol TedDougChris has a melting day that you can set your watch to.

Embarrassing stuff.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Just like golf has a 'moving day', ol TedDougChris has a melting day that you can set your watch to.

Embarrassing stuff.

What was really embarrassing was when he did the team talk last week and his fly was down.
Now that was embarrassing.
And heartbreaking. That pet fly has been really depressed recently.

 

[Supersuns]

I'm still waiting on a response from TedDougChris on what food is being served this Sunday? Can anyone advise?

No food if you arent playing sorry mate

 

[Supersuns]

Just like golf has a 'moving day', ol TedDougChris has a melting day that you can set your watch to.

Embarrassing stuff.

Only thing melting in here is my iq after 4 days with your pathetic excuse for a qooty club

 

[Santoz]

Only thing melting in here is my iq after 4 days with your pathetic excuse for a qooty club

Lol.

Uni started back up has it? How is the Diploma of Arts going so far?

Made all 4 of your lectures so far this week?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Lol.

Uni started back up has it? How is the Diploma of Arts going so far?

Made all 4 of your lectures so far this week?

Now this insult I don't understand.
But I did do a Bachelor of Arts.

 

[Supersuns]

Lol.

Uni started back up has it? How is the Diploma of Arts going so far?

Made all 4 of your lectures so far this week?

Never been to a day of uni in my life. I'd suppose I could swing buy and block one of the toilets up for you to clean if you want

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Only thing melting in here is my iq after 4 days with your pathetic excuse for a qooty club

Pot this Kettle!

People who live in glass houses mate.

 

[Santoz]

What was really embarrassing was when he did the team talk last week and his fly was down.
Now that was embarrassing.
And heartbreaking. That pet fly has been really depressed recently.

Can you blame it having to put up with TDC all day?

Explains your depressive year last year too

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Now this insult I don't understand.
But I did do a Bachelor of Arts.

Of course you did!

 

[Supersuns]

Pot this Kettle!

People who live in glass houses mate.

I live in a brick house, a glass house would be terrible for my complexion

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Can you blame it having to put up with TDC all day?

Explains your depressive year last year too

Last year?
You have a terribly short memory. I've been depressed since season 16 round 2.

 

[Bovo]

Yes we could sink the boot into Carlton all evening, but this is qooty! How about some qooty stuff? Ah screw it! Anyone got that wannabe player Thornton bloke we can payout?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Of course you did!

I did.
I still don't really get the insult.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I did.
I still don't really get the insult.

you wouldn't

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

you wouldn't

But I'm asking you to explain it.