Do you fear getting stuck in a lift? I’ve always told my kids if you ever get stuck in an a lift, find out who amongst them are either vegans or vegetarians! You see we shouldn’t eat carnivore! But vegans and vegetarians aren’t exactly the meat eating kind so they can be eaten because they aren’t carnivore ! If we end up against each other on the field, I’ll bring the salt! A quick bite to get me through the game would be welcomed
Last time I played golf, I wrote on the scorecard under handicap, "3 clubs and a golf ball."
I liked the sign outside a pub during lockdown, "Toilet paper is now a currency - 8 rolls = 1 pizza."
Reminds me of the short sighted dude who found himself stuck in a lift with 10 topless waitresses. He eventually managed to sound the alarm at the 21st attempt.
My reaction to most award shows.
You’re the only one who’s noticed, thankyou, I shaved my bits tooo
Some people call going early premature ejaculation, Phillip. I prefer to call it good time management.
I failed to see the connection between our stories, but yours was a lot funnier!
#rentfree
African or Indian? Tusk tusk tsk
Isn't that where most of you Swampies live? The prison will be like heaven.
You think their close to being relevant?
How much for a jug of good beer in Singapore mate! I recall paying mid 20's back in 92.
Hand sanitizer is bad for you. Just sayin
A friend of mine actually won a Grammy yesterday for co writing a song on John Legends Grammy wayward winning album.
