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Time to channel my inner Colin Garland!
 
I thought my jumper design was good till I went to the Sweet FA graphics board....
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Oh right, I'll give a concept a crack, never knew this was the standard of graphics :D
 

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I thought my jumper design was good till I went to the Sweet FA graphics board....

Oh right, I'll give a concept a crack, never knew this was the standard of graphics :D
Footy Jumpers and Graphic Design was my first home on Big Footy. The design itself was created by another FJGD poster. I just touched it up.
 
Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com


Match commencing shortly ... MELB v SFA


Rich (BB code):
                       SFA
Jake Lever                  Grimesy87                Marlowe
philreich                   Barrybran                serial_thrilla

Zoops                       ImissFrosty              Charlie Spargo
Loonerty                    The Filth Wizard         Mozzie19

Toump Ass                   Bluelegs                 TheCount
Bastyy                      manangatang              PMBangers

FootyGuy13                  Dancing Potato           Christian Petracca
Dingster                    Mister M                 Antonio BlueVein

Pickitt                     TheDarkDwarf             00Stinger
A Swallow                   Tonga Bob                Muddiemoose
                            MELB

MELB Foll : Dory_77, Crimson Azure, schmuttt
SFA Foll : Kilroy, omgfridge, TheInjuryFactory

MELB INT : Proper Gander, Headless
SFA INT : Catsnlakers, Chipmunk

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Melbourne Board: <none>
SFA Board: <none>

[non-fixtured match], Conditions for this match - RAINY
 
Start of game: Melbourne board v. Sweet FA representative side
1 : 0 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
1 : .1 {C} - manangatang threads his way through traffic.
1 : .16 {rW} - He tries to find PMBangers with a chip pass.
1 : .2 {rW} - Delicious kick to PMBangers.
1 : .26 {rW} - PMBangers has possession.
1 : .3 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Bastyy.
1 : .34 {rW} - He tries to find PMBangers with a chip pass.
1 : .4 {rW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : .45 {lW} - TheCount looks downfield.
1 : .51 {rW} - A slick handpass goes to Toump Ass.
1 : .55 {C} - Spears a kick towards Bluelegs.
1 : 1.01 {C} - Bluelegs brushes manangatang aside and takes the mark.
1 : 1.05 {C} - Bluelegs with the ball now.
1 : 1.09 - <<< Proper Gander is coming on to replace Dory_77 >>>
1 : 1.19 {C} - With the ball is Bluelegs.
1 : 1.26 {C} - Fires out the handpass to Proper Gander.
1 : 1.3 {rHFF} - FootyGuy13 presents on a long lead.
1 : 1.34 {rHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 1.4 {lHBF} - Dingster has it.
1 : 1.45 {lHBF} - Watch out! Oh! FootyGuy13 has laid Dingster out flat.
1 : 1.51 {lHFF} - Christian Petracca breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 1.55 {lHFF} - Where did Antonio BlueVein come from? Great tackle.
1 : 2.01 {rHBF} - Antonio BlueVein with the ball now.
1 : 2.05 {rHBF} - An underground handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 2.09 {rHBF} - Hands it off to omgfridge.
1 : 2.15 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily Mister M was well placed to clean up.
1 : 2.19 {CHB} - No-look handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 2.25 {CHB} - No-look handpass to omgfridge.
1 : 2.3 {CHB} - omgfridge has a bounce.
1 : 2.34 {lW} - Hurried kick towards Bastyy.
1 : 2.4 {lW} - No mark taken as Bastyy and Toump Ass wrestle for position.
1 : 2.44 {rW} - Toump Ass breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 2.5 {C} - An underground handpass to Bluelegs.
1 : 2.54 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Proper Gander.
1 : 2.58 {rHFF} - FootyGuy13 presents.
1 : 3.04 {rHFF} - FootyGuy13 can't take it.
1 : 3.09 {lHBF} - Quality gather by Dingster.
1 : 3.15 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 3.19 {C} - Long raking kick in the direction of manangatang.
1 : 3.25 {C} - No mark taken as manangatang and Bluelegs wrestle for position.
1 : 3.3 {lW} - TheCount with a little space.
1 : 3.33 {lW} - TheCount dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 3.4 {lHFF} - TheCount's taken another bounce.
1 : 3.44 {FF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 3.5 {FF} - TheDarkDwarf is outmarked by Tonga Bob.
1 : 3.54 {FB} - Tonga Bob dances around TheDarkDwarf.
1 : 3.58 {FB} - Tonga Bob nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 4.04 {rBP} - A poor handpass but Muddiemoose is up to the challenge.
1 : 4.09 {rBP} - Muddiemoose takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 4.15 {lHBF} - Dingster presents.
1 : 4.19 {lHBF} - FootyGuy13 reads the play better and marks.
1 : 4.25 {CHF} - Dancing Potato is now off and running.
1 : 4.29 {CHF} - Mister M was taken round the ankles.
1 : 4.33 {CHB} - Mister M signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 4.39 {CHB} - Decision paid against Mister M for manhandling.
1 : 4.43 {CHF} - With the ball is Dancing Potato.
1 : 4.5 {CHF} - Huge handpass to Proper Gander. As good as a kick.
1 : 4.54 {CHF} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
1 : 4.58 {CHF} - Unconvincing kicking style from Proper Gander and just one point results.
Melbourne Board : 0.1.1
SFA Board : 0.0.0

1 : 5.08 {FB} - Muddiemoose to send the ball forward.
1 : 5.15 {rHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 5.19 {rHBF} - Christian Petracca will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 5.23 {rHBF} - Antonio BlueVein hits the ground running.
1 : 5.29 {rHBF} - Crackerjack bump by Christian Petracca on Antonio BlueVein.
1 : 5.33 {CHF} - Dancing Potato with the ball now.
1 : 5.39 {lFP} - Gives the ball to 00Stinger.
1 : 5.43 {lFP} - Ooof. Muddiemoose blindsides 00Stinger and I heard that from here.
1 : 5.49 {rBP} - Muddiemoose through heavy traffic.
1 : 5.54 {lBP} - He kicks across the ground towards A Swallow.
1 : 5.58 {lBP} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 6.04 {rFP} - Pickitt assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 6.08 - <<< Headless is coming on to replace FootyGuy13 >>>
1 : 6.18 {rFP} - Its hard and tough but Pickitt wins possession.
1 : 6.22 {rFP} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 6.28 {rFP} - A Swallow chooses the safe option in rushing it through.
Melbourne Board : 0.2.2
SFA Board : 0.0.0

1 : 6.39 {FB} - A Swallow has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.43 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 6.49 {CHB} - A Swallow touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 6.54 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily Kilroy was well placed to clean up.
1 : 6.58 {rHBF} - Antonio BlueVein screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 7.04 {rHBF} - Antonio BlueVein spills the mark.
1 : 7.08 {lHFF} - Christian Petracca has it.
1 : 7.14 {FF} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 7.18 {FF} - Tonga Bob will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 7.22 {FB} - Tonga Bob to send the ball forward.
1 : 7.28 {lBP} - A Swallow screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 7.33 {lBP} - A very good mark to A Swallow.
1 : 7.39 {lBP} - A Swallow sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 7.43 {FB} - He transfers play using Tonga Bob.
1 : 7.49 {FB} - The ball drops short of Tonga Bob.
1 : 7.53 {lFP} - 00Stinger slowing down the play.
1 : 7.57 {lFP} - Flicks it to schmuttt.
1 : 8.03 {lFP} - schmuttt screws it round his body.
1 : 8.07 {lFP} - And Kilroy walks it over the goal line for a point.
Melbourne Board : 0.3.3
SFA Board : 0.0.0

1 : 8.18 {FB} - Nobody's checking Tonga Bob.
1 : 8.22 {lBP} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 8.28 {lBP} - Horrific choice of kick and Pickitt will mark unopposed.
1 : 8.32 {lFP} - 00Stinger signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 8.38 {lFP} - He has a bounce.
1 : 8.43 {rFP} - Handpass to space. Pickitt runs onto it.
1 : 8.49 {rFP} - Pickitt about twenty-five out.
1 : 8.53 {rFP} - Oh no. That might have brushed a teammate on the way through. It has. What a pity.
Melbourne Board : 0.4.4
SFA Board : 0.0.0

1 : 9.03 {FB} - So Muddiemoose ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 9.07 {rHBF} - A kick in the general direction of Antonio BlueVein.
1 : 9.13 {rHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 9.18 {CHF} - Dancing Potato sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 9.22 {CHF} - Mister M sews Dancing Potato up in a fantastic tackle.
1 : 9.28 {lHBF} - Dingster to send the ball forward.
1 : 9.32 {C} - He rewards the manangatang lead.
1 : 9.38 {C} - manangatang can't take it.
1 : 9.42 {C} - manangatang takes them on.
1 : 9.46 {lW} - He involves Bastyy in the play.
1 : 9.53 {lW} - Long handpass to the running omgfridge.
1 : 9.56 {lW} - Crimson Azure monsters omgfridge.
1 : 10.03 {lW} - TheCount scoops up the ball.
1 : 10.07 {lW} - He handpasses to schmuttt.
1 : 10.13 {lW} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
1 : 10.18 {lW} - schmuttt thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
Melbourne Board : 0.5.5
SFA Board : 0.0.0

1 : 10.28 {FB} - Now Muddiemoose has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.32 {FB} - Muddiemoose bounces the ball.
1 : 10.38 {FB} - Heavy clash between TheDarkDwarf and Tonga Bob. TheDarkDwarf comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
1 : 10.42 {FF} - Taking the ball is TheDarkDwarf.
1 : 10.46 {FF} - TheDarkDwarf wants a goal.
1 : 10.52 {FF} - It's an ugly kick but its a goal.
Melbourne Board : 1.5.11
SFA Board : 0.0.0

1 : 10.56 {C} - Kilroy wins the tap decisively.
1 : 11.31 {C} - Nobody's checking Kilroy.
1 : 11.31 {rHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Mozzie19.
1 : 11.31 {rHFF} - Charlie Spargo takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 11.31 {lHBF} - Charlie Spargo with the ball now.
1 : 11.34 {C} - He kicks towards Bluelegs and manangatang.
1 : 11.34 {C} - Bluelegs stretches and takes the overhead mark.
1 : 11.38 {C} - Bluelegs looking for a lead.
1 : 11.41 {C} - Bluelegs nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 11.46 {rW} - An underground handpass to Toump Ass.
1 : 11.52 {CHF} - A worm burner to Dancing Potato.
1 : 11.56 {CHF} - Dancing Potato spills the mark.
1 : 12.03 {CHB} - Mister M signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.07 {rW} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 12.1 {rW} - PMBangers sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
1 : 12.17 {rW} - PMBangers slowing down the play.
1 : 12.21 {rW} - Crackerjack bump by TheCount on PMBangers.
1 : 12.27 {lW} - TheCount signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.31 {CHF} - He kicks towards Dancing Potato and Mister M.
1 : 12.37 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 12.41 {CHB} - Now Mister M has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.46 {rW} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on PMBangers to mark.
1 : 12.52 {rW} - TheCount must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 12.56 {C} - Bluelegs has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 13.02 {lW} - TheCount on the end of this.
1 : 13.06 {lW} - Passes to Crimson Azure by hand.
1 : 13.1 {lW} - A poor handpass but Proper Gander is up to the challenge.
1 : 13.16 {lW} - Proper Gander nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 13.21 {lW} - He's tackled but manages to get the shot away.
1 : 13.26 {lW} - And its straight through the middle.
Melbourne Board : 2.5.17
SFA Board : 0.0.0
 
1 : 13.31 {C} - Proper Gander taps it down.
1 : 13.41 {C} - Bluelegs slowing down the play.
1 : 13.45 {C} - Passes to Proper Gander by hand.
1 : 13.52 {lHFF} - Kicks in the direction of Christian Petracca.
1 : 13.56 {lHFF} - Christian Petracca slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Antonio BlueVein.
1 : 14.02 {rHBF} - Antonio BlueVein weaves through the congestion.
1 : 14.06 {C} - manangatang and Bluelegs jostle for position.
1 : 14.1 {C} - manangatang FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
1 : 14.16 {C} - manangatang signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 14.21 {rW} - Handballs to PMBangers.
1 : 14.26 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 14.31 {rW} - Finds TheInjuryFactory with a handball.
1 : 14.35 {lHFF} - Loonerty presents.
1 : 14.41 {lHFF} - Loonerty is outmarked by Zoops.
1 : 14.45 {lHBF} - Now Charlie Spargo has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 14.51 {lHBF} - Charlie Spargo is crunched in a tackle by Mozzie19.
1 : 14.55 {rHFF} - Mozzie19 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 15.01 {rHFF} - Charlie Spargo applies the tackle.
1 : 15.06 {lHBF} - Charlie Spargo signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 15.1 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 15.16 {lHBF} - Proper Gander receives his handpass.
1 : 15.2 {lHBF} - Passes to Crimson Azure by hand.
1 : 15.26 {lHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 15.31 {rHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards Zoops.
1 : 15.37 {rHBF} - Spoilt by Loonerty.
1 : 15.41 {rHBF} - Zoops looking for a lead.
1 : 15.45 {rHBF} - Passes to schmuttt by hand.
1 : 15.51 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Proper Gander.
1 : 15.55 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to Crimson Azure.
1 : 16.01 {CHB} - ImissFrosty screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 16.06 {CHB} - ImissFrosty takes the mark on the second attempt.
1 : 16.1 {CHB} - ImissFrosty has it.
1 : 16.16 {CHB} - Crimson Azure runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 16.2 {CHB} - Quick hands to Proper Gander under pressure.
1 : 16.26 {rW} - A short kick to Toump Ass.
1 : 16.3 {rW} - Toump Ass can't take it.
1 : 16.34 {rW} - Toump Ass assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 16.4 {rW} - Ooof. Bastyy blindsides Toump Ass and I heard that from here.
1 : 16.45 {lW} - Bastyy breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 16.51 {rW} - A wild handball - but luckily PMBangers was well placed to clean up.
1 : 16.55 {rW} - TheInjuryFactory on the end of this.
1 : 17.01 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to omgfridge.
1 : 17.05 {CHF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 17.09 {CHF} - But ImissFrosty is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 17.16 {rHBF} - Zoops with a little space.
1 : 17.2 {lW} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 17.26 {lW} - PMBangers rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 17.3 {rW} - PMBangers dances around TheCount.
1 : 17.34 {rW} - Handballs to omgfridge.
1 : 17.4 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Kilroy.
1 : 17.45 {rW} - Kilroy takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 17.51 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to TheInjuryFactory.
1 : 17.55 {lHFF} - Loonerty calls for it.
1 : 18.01 {lHFF} - Zoops upset the marking attempt by Loonerty.
1 : 18.05 {rHBF} - Zoops signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 18.09 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to Proper Gander.
1 : 18.15 {lW} - TheCount receives his handpass.
1 : 18.19 {lW} - TheCount has a bounce.
1 : 18.25 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 18.3 {rW} - Edge out? Umpire doesn't think so. Mark to Toump Ass.
1 : 18.34 {rW} - Toump Ass with the ball now.
1 : 18.4 {rW} - Finds Proper Gander with a handball.
1 : 18.45 {rW} - Someone call an ambulance for Proper Gander. TheInjuryFactory lined him up and did the job well.
1 : 18.51 {rW} - PMBangers sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 18.55 {rW} - TheCount ducks into the tackle and emerges with the free.
1 : 18.58 {lW} - TheCount looks downfield.
1 : 19.05 {rW} - Sees Toump Ass out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 19.09 {rW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 19.15 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Toump Ass wins possession.
1 : 19.19 {lW} - Quick hands to TheCount under pressure.
1 : 19.25 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Headless.
1 : 19.3 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Crimson Azure.
1 : 19.34 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to schmuttt.
1 : 19.4 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Christian Petracca.
1 : 19.44 {rFP} - Pickitt and A Swallow jostle for position.
1 : 19.5 {rFP} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of A Swallow.
1 : 19.54 {FB} - Tonga Bob hits the ground running.
1 : 19.58 {FB} - Handballs to Kilroy.
1 : 20.04 {lBP} - No-look handpass to A Swallow.
1 : 20.08 {rHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 20.15 {rHBF} - Christian Petracca will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 20.19 {lHFF} - Christian Petracca scoops up the ball.
1 : 20.25 {lHFF} - Christian Petracca goes for a long goal.
1 : 20.3 {lHFF} - Bending baaaaaaaaaaaaack... GOAL. Christian Petracca's kicked 1.
Melbourne Board : 3.5.23
SFA Board : 0.0.0

1 : 20.33 {C} - Kilroy wins the tap decisively.
1 : 20.43 {lW} - Now omgfridge has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 20.5 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to manangatang.
1 : 20.54 {C} - Almost a throw to omgfridge.
1 : 20.58 {C} - An underground handpass to Kilroy.
1 : 21.04 {C} - Kilroy has time to take a bounce.
1 : 21.08 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Mister M.
1 : 21.15 {C} - Handballs to omgfridge.
1 : 21.19 {lW} - Handpass to space. Bastyy runs onto it.
1 : 21.23 {C} - Sees manangatang out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 21.29 {C} - But Bluelegs is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 21.33 {C} - Bluelegs with all the time in the world.
1 : 21.39 {C} - schmuttt runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 21.43 {CHB} - No-look handpass to Crimson Azure.
1 : 21.49 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Proper Gander.
1 : 21.53 {CHB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 21.58 {rHBF} - He elects to use Zoops and kicks in that direction.
1 : 22.04 {rHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 22.08 {lHFF} - Loonerty sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 22.15 {lHFF} - Loonerty has a bounce.
1 : 22.18 {FF} - Kicks to a contest - Barrybran looks to get to thre front.
1 : 22.23 {FF} - Barrybran gets too far under the ball.
1 : 22.29 {FF} - Barrybran threads his way through traffic.
1 : 22.33 {FF} - Barrybran steadies himself and has a shot ....
1 : 22.39 {FF} - Barrybran's kick slams into the left-hand post.
Melbourne Board : 3.5.23
SFA Board : 0.1.1

1 : 22.49 {FB} - Jake Lever to send the ball forward.
1 : 22.53 {lBP} - Handballs to Marlowe.
1 : 22.58 {lBP} - Marlowe has a bounce.
1 : 23.04 {rHBF} - Zoops presents.
1 : 23.08 {rHBF} - Loonerty will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 23.14 {rHBF} - Zoops wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 23.18 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Crimson Azure was well placed to clean up.
1 : 23.22 {rHBF} - Crimson Azure sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 23.28 {lW} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of TheCount.
1 : 23.32 {lW} - One grab... Two... Three... Mark to TheCount.
1 : 23.38 {lW} - Now TheCount has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 23.43 {C} - Sees Bluelegs out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 23.49 {C} - manangatang upset the marking attempt by Bluelegs.
1 : 23.53 {rW} - PMBangers signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 23.57 {rW} - A pretty obvious push in the back by PMBangers.
1 : 24.04 {lW} - TheCount has it.
1 : 24.08 {C} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 24.14 {C} - manangatang takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
1 : 24.18 {C} - manangatang takes off.
1 : 24.22 {C} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
1 : 24.28 {C} - Ohhr he should have drilled it.
Melbourne Board : 3.5.23
SFA Board : 0.2.2

1 : 24.38 {FB} - Jake Lever to send the ball forward.
1 : 24.43 {FB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 24.49 {FB} - Handpasses to schmuttt.
1 : 24.53 {lBP} - Marlowe on the end of this.
1 : 24.57 {CHB} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Melbourne Board : 3.5.23
SFA Board : 0.2.2
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