Banter RDT 166 - Dark Sharks’ 45 minutes in Ellenbrook

[Keys]

fu** this might work on Keys, Monocle or ATG

Jokes on you, there’s no money in my account

 

[Bender_]

 

[Wild Kelly]

Anyone know where I can watch The Roast of Bob Saget? I’ve tried Paramount+ as Comedy Central is on there with no luck.

Doubtful that they will televise the cremation.

 

[Ljp86]

What's the interest on it?

On SM-G970F using BigFooty.com mobile app

Interest is calculated on HELP debt on 1 June every year and is generally in line with costing of living changes and CPI. In 2021 it was 0.6%.

 

[KERRPOW]

Pretty finicky to get going. I couldn't link a copy of my vac certificate because my passport is out of date and randomly Medicare now wants to link a passport with a proof of vac certificate.

So I'll probably continue to use SafeWA for login and have my POV saved separately on my phone - business as normal I suppose.

Yeah...whats the point in renewing ya passport when you cant go anywhere.

 

[KERRPOW]

I am never going to pay off my HELP debt. I've been working full time for 8 years and it's still over $30k.

Jeepers.
I had a 30k debt and it took me 5 years to pay off.

 

[squashface]

I have a 30k Hecs debt that I haven’t even started paying off yet which means it does not exist

 

[happy_eagle]

Last time I checked my hecs was just under 90k. It seems to decline each year more than it grows which I guess is positive.

 

[Barrybran]

Last time I checked my hecs was just under 90k. It seems to decline each year more than it grows which I guess is positive.

$90k?! Are you Van Wilder?

 

[Dark Sharks]

Sure Hecs/Help debt sounds nice.

But nothing gets my dick hard like a crippling homeloan.

 

[DanWCE]

Sure Hecs/Help debt sounds nice.

But nothing gets my dick hard like a collection of crippling homeloans.

Fixed

 

[DanWCE]

Yeah...whats the point in renewing ya passport when you cant go anywhere.

Yeah maybe 2023. But our eldest is into the school system now with terms and stuff, so that makes any travel (with him) more difficult/expensive. I'm not above trying to do the palm off to his grandparents for an extended visit, but they might be

 

[Dark Sharks]

Fixed

So true it hurts

 

[Bender_]

Yeah I hate it when my yacht has to go in for cleaning too.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Yeah I hate it when my yacht has to go in for cleaning too.

And when my helicopter makes a clunky noise and I’m supposed to pick up the kids from school.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Normally I love a good “too soon?” joke but I think that one may actually be too soon

 

[Dark Sharks]

Yeah I hate it when my yacht has to go in for cleaning too.

Send me your bank details and Ill do it for you

 

[Bender_]

Send me your bank details and Ill do it for you

You'd just spend it all on Hungry Jacks.

 

[Doashuey]

Sure Hecs/Help debt sounds nice.

But nothing gets my dick hard like a crippling homeloan.

Dark Loan Sharks

 

[ashley12]

Story time.

January 26th 2020 me and some of my classier friends went to a quiz night. Kobe died that day and we debated using a Kobe pun as our trivia name (my suggestion was "I can't believe Kobe passed").

We decides that topic was too risky and settled for "Wuhan Clan" based on a mild flu going around in China.

That aged poorly.

 

[Forward Press]

That aged poorly.

At least Kobe Bryant never aged.

 

[Matele]

Sure Hecs/Help debt sounds nice.

But nothing gets my dick hard like a crippling homeloan.

Talk dirty to me daddy sharks

 

[Biggie]

Normally I love a good “too soon?” joke but I think that one may actually be too soon

Agreed

 

[happy_eagle]

$90k?! Are you Van Wilder?

They call me The Machine

For real though, all I have is a standard Bachelors and Masters degree.

 

[Truckosaurus]

KFC always has the worst wait times for drive-through but it wasn't helped by the woman who got her food and then stopped at the exit, blocking myself and the car in front of me (who also had our food) from leaving and just holding everybody up. If she was checking her order, there was a dazzling array of empty car bays 5m in front of her that she could have pulled into. It's not like she could have reversed back up to the window if they'd left out a drumstick. Just get out of the ****ing way!