Official Match Thread Second Preliminary Final: Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Phoenix at Abdu Prison (MOTR)

[Damp Squarie]

you are wasted in the committee mate.

...and waaay to good for nah I can’t say it

 

[Damp Squarie]

Just to let everyone know I have tested positive to manflu a mild case but my wife is already eye rolling me so if you could send some sympathy my way it would be appreciated as I’m getting stone cold nothing here

It’s just awful!!
Not only do you have a ‘try out’ at Abdu for a spot in the Baghdad Seconds....the OOBs... got a game to play and a wake to attend on Sunday!

Take two women Bex and hop into bed...now.
Oh ...and good luck with Wifey

 

[MP_]

It’s just awful!!
Not only do you have a ‘try out’ at Abdu for a spot in the Baghdad Seconds....the OOBs... got a game to play and a wake to attend on Sunday!

Take two women Bex and hop into bed...now.
Oh ...and good luck with Wifey

I’ll take two camels instead

 

[Robertio]

I’ll take two camels instead

On their way mate

 

[Jabba73]

I kicked one of my wives out, caught her cheating.
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If you leave Guinness and bacon lying around, what did you expect?

 

[MP_]

On their way mate

I’m feeling better already

 

[Robertio]

If you leave Guinness and bacon lying around, what did you expect?

The next night i left a slab of Swan Lager out and the other five wives never touched it.

 

[Jabba73]

The next night i left a slab of Swan Lager out and the other five wives never touched it.

Not even drunk teenagers would touch it.

 

[philreich]

I kicked one of my wives out, caught her cheating.
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I heard last week about an Arab sheikh - his 500 wives discovered his unfaithfulness when they came home and found him in bed with 500 other women!!!

 

[philreich]

I’ll take two camels instead

One hump or two?

 

[MP_]

One hump or two?

I’ll let you know in the morning

 

[Itsmyshow]

Always had a lot of time for Itsmyshow but unfortunately he's met his match this Sunday.

Greatest FB in the history of the Sweet KohPhi .

You owe me a pint for that campaigner!

I love Kohphi, but I digress. I led the Bombers to a Premiership, it's only right that I end you this week.

 

[Robertio]

I love Kohphi, but I digress. I led the Bombers to a Premiership, it's only right that I end you this week.

KohPhi's turn to lead the Bombers to a premiership mate.

 

[Pugsley]

KohPhi's turn to lead the Bombers to a premiership mate.

Let the good times roll

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

KohPhi's turn to lead the Bombers to a premiership mate.

cough ******* cough!!!!


chopped liver....

 

[Pugsley]

cough ******* cough!!!!


chopped liver....

Wrong way mate?

 

[Robertio]

cough ******* cough!!!!


chopped liver....

He only mentioned KohPhi mate, he's probably never heard of you but he will when you lift the premiership cup in the air.

 

[Pugsley]

I’m feeling better already

No doubt you do

 

[Agent93]

Just to let everyone know I have tested positive to manflu a mild case but my wife is already eye rolling me so if you could send some sympathy my way it would be appreciated as I’m getting stone cold nothing here

I feel ya buddy. The women just don't understand our woes. It's like when they pull that whole 'giving birth is more painful than getting kicked in the balls' bullshit.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

He only mentioned KohPhi mate, he's probably never heard of you but he will when you lift the premiership cup in the air.

Good recovery mate

Whatashitshow hasn't been any good since leaving Baghdad, safe to say we've got it in the Bag!

 

[Pugsley]

I feel ya buddy. The women just don't understand our woes. It's like when they pull that whole 'giving birth is more painful than getting kicked in the balls' bullshit.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Good recovery mate

Whatashitshow hasn't been any good since leaving Baghdad, safe to say we've got it in the Bag!

Look Mum, I can interwebz clever and stuff....

 

[Itsmyshow]

KohPhi's turn to lead the Bombers to a premiership mate.

He's clearly playing at the wrong end to do so.

 

[Bovo]

I'm not even born yet!

You are still a baby! I feel old now!

 

[Robertio]

He's clearly playing at the wrong end to do so.

It's KohPhi we're talking about mate, the Steven Spielberg of the SFA.