Player Watch Rory Sloane - Retired

[Velvet George]

No comment on the above? This board has been at its worst this week and we only lost a game to a good team by 3 goals. Could be mistaken for thinking we lost to the Eagles by 5 goals at home.

Are you telling me without the 4 goals Rory cost us we could have won?

 

[WetCrow1991]

Stop tone policing.

Yes, you never complain! How do we become like you?

 

[thebirdman 24]

Someone mentioned it in the gameday thread but it is worth mentioning again. He is too lazy to stand up before kicking the ball, so he slams it on his boot bent over, and it only goes about 20 metres and usually dribbles along the ground.

It's really lazy football.

His drive to succeed and really push himself left the building when he signed a huge contract. He should have stopped at 200 games.

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[Southerntakeover]

Promising start to wet fart was the personification of Rory in his 250th

 

[rocket18]

Oh well, he got what he deserved.

If you can't be bothered to turn up for your own 250th.....

That should be his last game but we all know Nicks will roll him out again next week, sadly.

I loved his first 200 games.

 

[CrowToon]

He will sign 2x 1 year deals and the club will play him every goddamn game and that'll be the way he makes 300 games and it doesn't matter that our rebuild is totally compromised/stalled as a result because Rory got to 300.

 

[1970crow]

Promising start to wet fart was the personification of Rory in his 250th

so you didn't post in my congrats thread?

 

[Mr_Moogle]

Thanks for the 250 games Rory.

 

[1970crow]

Oh well, he got what he deserved.

If you can't be bothered to turn up for your own 250th.....

That should be his last game but we all know Nicks will roll him out again next week, sadly.

I loved his first 200 games.

continuity imperitave demands his ongoing sekection. No matter how shit his output is.

 

[Crowked]

Stick a fork in him

 

[BACCS]

It’s a shame to see him play so poorly in a big milestone game. The club need to do him a favour and give him a rest for a couple of weeks, there is zero benefit by continuing to play him.

 

[WetCrow1991]

Who would have thought that a player regularly putting in terrible performances would put in a terrible performance.

 

[Velvet George]

It’s a shame to see him play so poorly in a big milestone game. The club need to do him a favour and give him a rest for a couple of weeks, there is zero benefit by continuing to play him.

Welcome to yesterday, you’re quick

 

[CrowTownRoad]

The fork is stuck so far in his body it has an exit wound on his arse.
I’ve said it before but Hately/Berry/Schoenberg would all be able to match his output. Even give Dowling a crack who cares about this season now anyway

 

[1970crow]

It’s a shame to see him play so poorly in a big milestone game. The club need to do him a favour and give him a rest for a couple of weeks, there is zero benefit by continuing to play him.

jesus mate, you were told this and you called us arsewipes.

 

[1970crow]

Promising start to wet fart was the personification of Rory in his 250th

sadly.

 

[Scorpus]

He plays like a 33 year old. It shouldn't be surprising to him or the club that his form is where it's at, and it shouldn't shock Rory when we force him to retire.

I hoped for a better milestone game but unfortunately he was bad, and didn't deserve to play

If the club is fair dinkum he doesn't get another contract

 

[Southerntakeover]

It’s a shame to see him play so poorly in a big milestone game. The club need to do him a favour and give him a rest for a couple of weeks, there is zero benefit by continuing to play him.

You have the predictive power of a crash test dummy

 

[1970crow]

He plays like a 33 year old. It shouldn't be surprising to him or the club that his form is where it's at, and it shouldn't shock Rory when we force him to retire.

I hoped for a better milestone game but unfortunately he was bad, and didn't deserve to play

If the club is fair dinkum he doesn't get another contract

started at opening bounce today, I don't think the coaches have the slightest clue where he's at.

 

[GreyCrow]

It’s a shame to see him play so poorly in a big milestone game. The club need to do him a favour and give him a rest for a couple of weeks, there is zero benefit by continuing to play him.

It's hard to recognize when the end has passed a player. Its hard within most competitive people - even in workplaces where you think you are irreplaceable and don't get a phone call in 7 months.

Not that I would know anything about it

 

[Velvet George]

Sloane 6 kixk 11 handballs for 59% disposal efficiency, how is that possible?????

 

[Crowbling]

I love him but he is completely finished.

 

[jenny61_99]

started at opening bounce today, I don't think the coaches have the slightest clue where he's at.

Started at opening bounce and won the clearance. Ended up in a goal. Unfortunately, that was pretty much it.

 

[pjcrows]

I genuinely cringed when he kneed a 20m pass to Tex along the ground at a key moment. He's been one of my favourite players.

 

[cleanhands]

Sloane 6 kixk 11 handballs for 59% disposal efficiency, how is that possible?????

Any idea of metres gained in that?