NaCl ^16 🧂🧂

[Pistol Night]

Go and have a peek at the Scott Pendlebury thread on the main board. A bunch of people completely rewriting history. I am honestly questioning my reality reading through that dross.

For all of our sanity we should limit ourselves to 15 minutes of main board dribble a day. The salt is bloody delicious though..

 

[jimmy35]

Can’t handle that much of it but a quick browse is amusing.

 

[BigVic]

The Richmond ones are disturbing

 

[The Royal Sampler]

The Richmond ones are disturbing

I think they’d be leading my salt rankings (unofficial of course). They apparently ****ing hate us. The only positive thing they could say was regarding Bobby. They even hate Oleg.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

I think they’d be leading my salt rankings (unofficial of course). They apparently ******* hate us. The only positive thing they could say was regarding Bobby. They even hate Oleg.

Yep. Unsurprisingly the Richmond board is the one spewing the most hatred. They are Easily the most feral and unhinged supporter base.
Its just relentless low IQ and zero class trash on their board. Even the Blues board is much more gracious.
Worst supporters in the comp confirmed. Not that it needed to be.

 

[eyeroller]

Yep. Unsurprisingly the Richmond board is the one spewing the most hatred. They are Easily the most feral and unhinged supporter base.
Its just relentless low IQ and zero class trash on their board. Even the Blues board is much more gracious.
Worst supporters in the comp confirmed. Not that it needed to be.

Yep and they're not funny at all either. At least I've had a laugh on the Carlton board. Port board pretty funny too.

 

[VinnieB]

Cartank board



Of their Premiership winning side, 9 will be 30+ next year. That doesn’t include Adams, who didn’t play but is absolutely best 18.

To illustrate how dire it’s gonna get, here are the 10 with their successors that are on their current list (that didn’t play yesterday, obviously):
Scott Pendlebury - Fin Macrae
Jeremy Howe - Trey Ruscoe
Steel Sidebottom - John Noble
Mason Cox - Oscar Steene
Jamie Elliot - Trent Bianco?
Brodie Mihochek - Ash Johnson
Tom Mitchell - Reef McInnes
Will Hoskin Elliot - Arlo Draper
Taylor Adams - Ed Allan
Jack Crisp - Jakob Ryan

They are deadset cooked with that list profile! They’ve pulled it off this year and that’s what they’ll be judged on but wow, if the Lions knocked them off we’d have had years and years to hold over them.

It was a great game though and they did deserve to win, and were very fun to watch. But wowee we could’ve had a golden era of taunting the black and white army had they lost in the last minute then fell away to obscurity for years.

That poster forgets that unlike Carlton, the Collingwood Football Club NEVER falls away to obscurity for years!

 

[VinnieB]

I think they’d be leading my salt rankings (unofficial of course). They apparently ******* hate us. The only positive thing they could say was regarding Bobby. They even hate Oleg.

I think you have a good idea here. A ladder/ranking of club saltiness.

 

[Brad Goodman]

For all of our sanity we should limit ourselves to 15 minutes of main board dribble a day. The salt is bloody delicious though..

I might just retire from the main board altogether. Didn’t touch it in the week leading up to the grand final, made the buildup so much more calm and enjoyable.

 

[beerbandit]

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel with a bazooka

Haha.. this just needed a reply to show my appreciation Pistol. Haha

 

[caloschwaby]

But.. but.. we talked so much s**t!

 

[adammania9]

It is lucky he went to Collingwood. Wouldn’t have got a game at Carlton.

Carlton supporter on Markov ^^^

Cincotta played 20 games for them this year for crying out loud

 

[adammania9]

Yep. Unsurprisingly the Richmond board is the one spewing the most hatred. They are Easily the most feral and unhinged supporter base.
Its just relentless low IQ and zero class trash on their board. Even the Blues board is much more gracious.
Worst supporters in the comp confirmed. Not that it needed to be.

They’re sickening individuals and the mods are enablers and culprits themselves. Disgusting place.

 

[BigVic]

I love our club and the jealousy of our rivals

 

[PIEWITHSAUCE]

Ever since Richmond stopped winning flags the whole comp has been corrupt........

 

[cliffdrabble]

It is a pity CARLTON didn't get through to the GF. We would have absolutely buried them coming into their 4th final and we could have all had a less stressful day on Saturday.

 

[jimmy35]

It is lucky he went to Collingwood. Wouldn’t have got a game at Carlton.

Carlton supporter on Markov ^^^

Cincotta played 20 games for them this year for crying out loud

He wouldn’t have got a premiership that’s for sure.

 

[Anzacday]

Great Tshirt this one…

 

[Horaceg]

It is a pity CARLTON didn't get through to the GF. We would have absolutely buried them coming into their 4th final and we could have all had a less stressful day on Saturday.

Can I just say that would mean another finals win, enough was enough, it had to stop, it did but still way too late. They weren’t being true to their brand and taking up too much media.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Swans board.

We ought to have beaten them in the worst-umpired QF ever. We added the Norm Smith medallist, Nick went onto a Brownlow-worthy season, we added Mitchell who himself is a Brownlow winner, added Markov and Frampton, De Goey had his best season… but nah we went backwards to win the flag this year because it makes this guy feel better. “Not a hope”.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Swans board.

We ought to have beaten them in the worst-umpired QF ever. We added the Norm Smith medallist, Nick went onto a Brownlow-worthy season, we added Mitchell who himself is a Brownlow winner, added Markov and Frampton, De Goey had his best season… but nah we went backwards to win the flag this year because it makes this guy feel better. “Not a hope”.

Also…. It’s not 2022.

 

[Mkcaptain]

Swans board.

We ought to have beaten them in the worst-umpired QF ever. We added the Norm Smith medallist, Nick went onto a Brownlow-worthy season, we added Mitchell who himself is a Brownlow winner, added Markov and Frampton, De Goey had his best season… but nah we went backwards to win the flag this year because it makes this guy feel better. “Not a hope”.

So is that person arguing that Collingwood 2023 doesn't beat our Collingwood 2022 team?

 

[gerryg400]

McRae's wife had a baby.
McRae kissed on the dick.

Even I know that's not how babies are made.

 

[Kirby]

McRae's wife had a baby.
McRae kissed on the dick.

Even I know that's not how babies are made.

It can be a good start

 

[magpienato]

Carlton premiers 2023

We cant forget our 2023 expected score premiers, Melbourne!