Universal Love Banner ideas v. Fremantle

[Proper Gander]

I WONDER IF IT'S POSSIBLE -
TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME?
I WANT OUR FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON -
STARTING 51 POINTS BEHIND

If there is $1,000,000 up for grabs here (Headless has been less than clear on this point) I’m nominating this

 

[Tonga Bob]

CLARRY, TRAC & KOSI
ARE ALL TAKING FLIGHT
WILL THE LAST ONE AT MELBOURNE
PLEASE TURN OUT THE LIGHT?

 

[Proper Gander]

tbh Tonga Bob when you first tagged me in here I thought this was a thread about Bailey Banfield.

I didn’t

 

[dockerfemme]

What a cracking thread. Thanks to all for the laugh.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I didn’t

It should be

 

[Tonga Bob]

What a cracking thread. Thanks to all for the laugh.

The Dees are nice people

 

[Proper Gander]

OKAY, OLD DEES FAITHFUL,
NOW LET US ALL VENT
WITH CIRCLES AND ARROWS -
THE LAB, BY TOPKENT

You know you’re taking a risk with this tag, right?

 

[tomcruise]

PUT DEMON SPIRIT
UP YOUR BUTT
GET IN THE BIN
YOU'VE MADE THE CUT

 

[Proper Gander]

The Dees are nice people

No. We are horrible arrogant and unbearable people. We just look okay at the moment due to long-standing insecurity.

 

[Proper Gander]

PUT DEMON SPIRIT
UP YOUR BUTT
GET IN THE BIN
YOU'VE MADE THE CUT

Very BF Demons board specific, but I think this should be our banner anyway

 

[Tonga Bob]

No. We are horrible arrogant and unbearable people. We just look okay at the moment due to long-standing insecurity.

Headless right now:

 

[Proper Gander]

Headless right now:

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See that’s the worst offender right there.

If we ever achieved “dynasty” aspirations (one flag doesn’t cut it these days) we would learn a lot about the REAL Headless

 

[BeinPurplenGreen]

Thank you for the chance to contribute to an excellent thread.

And yes I know punctuation has no place on AFL banners, but here it is

Dees Are Owen Five
Still just Alive​

Meet Mr Owen Six​

Season's Nixed​

Gaping Yawn​

Season's Gawn​

​

Not having Petty​

And Without JayVeeArr​

It's a sure betty​

Dees Lose by Far​

And a shorter bonus -

If his name is Goodwin​

How come he's no good​

and never wins?​

 

[tomcruise]

FREO LIKE TO DOCK
THEY DON'T LIKE TO WIN
THEY ALSO MADE THE CUT
GET IN THE BIN

 

[Piggy Smalls]

A banter thread with Melbourne supporters? Is there no snow on Mt Buller or something?

How many hundred are you expecting at the G on Saturday?

Oh wait, it's not that kind of banter thread...

 

[Tonga Bob]

A banter thread with Melbourne supporters? Is there no snow on Mt Buller or something?

How many hundred are you expecting at the G on Saturday?

It’s unseasonably warm in Melbourne so they’re down in Portsea

 

[Proper Gander]

Thank you for the chance to contribute to an excellent thread.

And yes I know punctuation has no place on AFL banners, but here it is

Dees Are Owen Five​

Still just Alive​

Meet Mr Owen Six​

Season's Nixed​

Gaping Yawn​

Season's Gawn​

​

Not having Petty​

And Without JayVeeArr​

It's a sure betty​

Dees Lose by Far​

And a shorter bonus -

If his name is Goodwin​

How come he's no good​

and never wins?​

This is quality content.

I think all of this should be on your banner. Nobody will be able to read the text, much too small, but we’ve seen it here so who cares.

Also it feels well possible that only less, legs and me will be in the crowd this week, so it’s a good time to get creative.

 

[Proper Gander]

A banter thread with Melbourne supporters? Is there no snow on Mt Buller or something?

How many hundred are you expecting at the G on Saturday.

Oh wait, it's not that kind of banter thread...

We’ve got three committed to date, thank you very much Mr Smalls

 

[Tonga Bob]

IT’S THREE QUARTER TIME
AND THE GAME’S ALREADY OVER
SO PACK THE CHEESE BOARD
BACK IN THE RANGE ROVER

 

[BeinPurplenGreen]

It’s unseasonably warm in Melbourne so they’re down in Portsea

C'mon Tonga Bob this is the banners thread - you need to post that Dees fans:

Gotta Go
Flee the Gee
No Snow
So PortSea

 

[Headless]

HEY, FREO FAITHFUL -
WHAT THINK YOU OF KARMA?
YOU ALL STILL OWE US
SINCE STEALING JEFF FARMER

Jeff Farmer

Age

48

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.0

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

1.6

2star

M

1.8

2star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.2

3star

 

[Proper Gander]

IT’S THREE QUARTER TIME
AND THE GAME’S ALREADY OVER
SO PACK THE CHEESE BOARD
BACK IN THE RANGE ROVER

You are sooooo going to regret this if you become “that” team.

Going in overwhelming favourite has a whole set of challenges of its own

 

[Piggy Smalls]

WHEN TREACY LINES THEM UP
YOU KNOW THAT HE'LL KICK IT
HE'S HARD AND FEROCIOUS
LIKE A SIX FIVE KOZZIE PICKETT

 

[Proper Gander]

WHEN TREACY LINES THEM UP
YOU KNOW THAT HE'LL KICK IT
HE'S HARD AND FEROCIOUS
LIKE A SIX FIVE KOZZIE PICKETT

This is nice, but you have to remember #VICBIAS. Nobody will know who this Treacy bloke is

 

[Piggy Smalls]

This is nice, but you have to remember #VICBIAS. Nobody will know who this Treacy bloke is

We'll just tell them he's like JVR but good