Official Match Thread Season 39 Round 18 - Gumbies FFC vs East Side Hawks at The House of Gumby

[The Filth Wizard]

The State Of Play

The Hawks can likely rest easy this week with a win and decent percentage keeping them set for finals however the Gumbies can definitely cause an upset should they get points out of this one and the OOB and Royals both suffer defeats. The Hawks have reason to fire though with sausageroll sitting two goals off a Fred Medal in what is heating up as a five man race.



Captains please note Team Sheets are due by 11:59pm AWST Thursday

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[Scythe]

Please let us have this one, Gumballs. Cheers x

 

[TY24]

Monday Match Thread got me like

 

[cats_09]

 

[Falconista]

Please let us have this one, Gumballs. Cheers x

Dear Scythe,

Unfortunately we cannot acquiesce to your request as we are seeking to make finals and also take the W in Supercheapgiants 100th match.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Yours,
Gumbies HQ

 

[Scythe]

Dear Scythe,

Unfortunately we cannot acquiesce to your request as we are seeking to make finals and also take the W in Supercheapgiants 100th match.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Yours,
Gumbies HQ

Dear Falconista,

Thank you for the prompt response, it is greatly appreciated.

You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Kind regards,
Scythe

 

[Scythe]

Happy 100th though, Supercheapgiants. All the best qooty players have played their 100th this season

 

[Falconista]

Dear Falconista,

Thank you for the prompt response, it is greatly appreciated.

You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Kind regards,
Scythe

I'm sorry, Mr Denuto is on stress leave due to never being able to fix the photocopier.

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Cc: Falconista, Gumbies HQ

Dear Scythe,

I am playing my 100th game, and would greatly appreciate having the oppotunity to take the victory in this weekend's match. I am sure in your experience you would have won at least 100 games, so it is kindly requested that to celebrate myself, and the Gumbies achievements this season, you allows us to move the stress away and kindly let us take the 4 points for the ladder.

Thanks,
Super

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Happy 100th though, Supercheapgiants. All the best qooty players have played their 100th this season

Thank you mate! I'll take that as a time travellers hint that I will be a very very successful qooty player and have an elustrious career

 

[Scythe]

Alright Falconista, what sort of ladder machinations would secure the Hawks a top-four spot and the Gumbies a finals birth? I'm down for tenuous administrative penalties influencing the final ladder if required, just let me know.

 

[Falconista]

Alright Falconista, what sort of ladder machinations would secure the Hawks a top-four spot and the Gumbies a finals birth? I'm down for tenuous administrative penalties influencing the final ladder if required, just let me know.

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GUM/ESH draw.
Winner of Dragons v Old Boys and Wonders v Swamprats forget to do a proper team sheet and earn 4 penalty points.
Furies beat Royals.

OR

GUM win.
Winners of Dragons, Old Boys, Wonders and Swamprats earn 4+ penalty points, losers 2+ penalty points.
Furies beat/draw with Royals.



Simples.

 

[Scythe]

GUM/ESH draw.
Winner of Dragons v Old Boys and Wonders v Swamprats forget to do a proper team sheet and earn 4 penalty points.
Furies beat Royals.

OR

GUM win.
Winners of Dragons, Old Boys, Wonders and Swamprats earn 4+ penalty points, losers 2+ penalty points.
Furies beat/draw with Royals.



Simples.

You're truly the best I'll get to work

 

[cats_09]

So we just need to see a few red cards this week?

 

[Scythe]

So we just need to see a few red cards this week?

Just need to invite the captains over to the Melbourne/SuperCoach/Fantasy boards and I'll work my infraction magic

 

[Falconista]

Happy 100th though, Supercheapgiants. All the best qooty players have played their 100th this season

Just not so quietly, how freaking good is the class of '33!?!

AnUltimateRessie, Braklet, CatToTheFuture, DragoDelph, Falconista, James Colorado, Ligma, Mesc, ossie_21, Scythe, tigs2010 and, on Sunday, Supercheapgiants all thriving 100 gamers.

 

[Scythe]

Just not so quietly, how freaking good is the class of '33!?!

AnUltimateRessie, Braklet, CatToTheFuture, DragoDelph, Falconista, James Colorado, Ligma, Mesc, ossie_21, Scythe, tigs2010 and, on Sunday, Supercheapgiants all thriving 100 gamers.

It's a very fine group of qootballers, indeed. Can't remember if there was a particular recruiting initiative at that time, but the hit rate was really good.

 

[Supercheapgiants]

Just not so quietly, how freaking good is the class of '33!?!

AnUltimateRessie, Braklet, CatToTheFuture, DragoDelph, Falconista, James Colorado, Ligma, Mesc, ossie_21, Scythe, tigs2010 and, on Sunday, Supercheapgiants all thriving 100 gamers.

Ah what a time to be alive, in memory of this amazing season I'd love to hear how everyone became qooty players?

 

[Supercheapgiants]

GUM/ESH draw.
Winner of Dragons v Old Boys and Wonders v Swamprats forget to do a proper team sheet and earn 4 penalty points.
Furies beat Royals.

OR

GUM win.
Winners of Dragons, Old Boys, Wonders and Swamprats earn 4+ penalty points, losers 2+ penalty points.
Furies beat/draw with Royals.



Simples.

Imagine we draw...

 

[Falconista]

Imagine we draw...

We could have a Pictionary Party!

......Just not one of beez's messy late night Pictionary parties. Once twice ... three times was enough.

 

[cats_09]

Anyone else feel like this on a Monday night

 

[Scythe]

Anyone else feel like this on a Monday night

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Better yet, I'm reheating last night's leftover pepperoni pizza

 

[Scythe]

Believe the rest of the Hawkies may be boycotting the Monday match thread, so you're stuck with me for now

 

[cats_09]

Better yet, I'm reheating last night's leftover pepperoni pizza

I'm reheating last night's left over butter chicken, but seeing that did make me think about getting pizza instead

 

[sausageroll]

Cc: Falconista, Gumbies HQ

Dear Scythe,

I am playing my 100th game, and would greatly appreciate having the oppotunity to take the victory in this weekend's match. I am sure in your experience you would have won at least 100 games, so it is kindly requested that to celebrate myself, and the Gumbies achievements this season, you allows us to move the stress away and kindly let us take the 4 points for the ladder.

Thanks,
Super

Scythe may (or may not) have won at least 100 games, but I'm just a rookie so I'm not sure I can afford to give away a win in this match.