Media Has your club been BATTERED and 'CRUISED?

[Bluelegs]

Can I have a day off so I can post more please?

Welcome to the party PG

 

[Bluelegs]

Oh.

 

[Wosh]

Oh.

A DAY off

 

[tomcruise]

If only he was a chatter box

Do posts in here count?

 

[Wosh]

Do posts in here count?

No! You have to post in match threads and pretend to like people.

 

[Bluelegs]

No! You have to post in match threads and pretend to like people.

That was never part of the deal!

 

[Wosh]

That was never part of the deal!

It’s a rookie thing, you’re an old fart and can despise people at will.

 

[The Half Back]

You should see the posts, Halfy! tomcruise just doesn't miss.

are they giant multi’s, replying to thirteen people at once?

 

[Headless]

are they giant multi’s, replying to thirteen people at once?

Thirteen!

THIRTEEEEENNN!

 

[Proper Gander]

No! You have to post in match threads and pretend to like people.

Is that what we’re ment to be doing?

Hey Tarkyn_24 how ya doing buddy?

 

[Wosh]

Is that what we’re ment to be doing?

Hey Tarkyn_24 how ya doing buddy?

You don’t have to go that far

 

[GremioPower]

On this matter, it’s difficult to overcome this:


I know it’s soccer and 2005, but still…

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Feeny weeny phoenixies

 

[Bluelegs]

P.S. Our dear friend Bluelegs has kindly agreed to put together a six-stanza poem about tomcruise's success in the Sweet FA so far.

Over to you, 'legs!

Ding, dong.

The sounds of the final bell.

Ding-- posessions.

Dong-- snags.

Ding-- excellent teammates.

Dong-- quality banter.

 

[Headless]

Ding, dong.

The sounds of the final bell.

Ding-- posessions.

Dong-- snags.

Ding-- excellent teammates.

Dong-- quality banter.

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Stir in two cups of tom, sprinkle liberally with 'cruise.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I think it's fair to say that, from time to time, a poster comes into this place and just gets it.

tomcruise is one of those posters.

But more than that, 'cruise has ABSOLUTELY DOMINATED in the sim so far this season. Here are some reviews from opposition clubs so far:

• "Wow! What a debut season!" - Wonders FFC, probably
• "We've seen good rookies before, but this is the rookiest bunch of rookies that have ever rookied" - Ophidian Old Boys, probably
• "We are very jealous, and wish we had tomcruise on our list" - Baghdad Bombers, probably
• "hawky walky woozies" - East Side Hawks, probably

Just CHECK OUT THESE STATS SO FAR:

Round 1 v. Bombers:
24 disposals, 8 marks, 3 tackles, 90 DT, BOG performance.

Round 2 v. BYE:
It was the bye, silly! But still a BOG performance.

Round 3 v. Dragons:
16 disposals, 2 marks, 50 DT, BOG performance.

Round 4 v. Wonders:
28 disposals, 9 marks, 1 goal, 103 DT, BOG performance.

Round 5 v. Roys:
33 disposals, 5 marks, 2 tackles, 2 goals, 125 DT, BOG performance.

Round 6 v. Gumbies:
30 disposals, 8 marks, 3 tackles, 107 DT, BOG performance.

Round 7 v. Ophidians:
22 disposals, 4 marks, 1 tackle, 3 goals, 86 DT, BOG performance.

By my count, that's SIX best-on-ground performances from SIX games.

Is there ANYTHING tomcruise can't do?

Play discus, then discuss.

Can he jump on a couch?

 

[Headless]

Can he jump on a couch?

TheInjuryFactory

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]