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Worst thing about wedding cake is that it means some poor bastard got married

Ruining your life and not even getting a decent dessert to show for it šŸ˜•
 

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You like fruit cake with no icing. What are you, an 80-year-old grandfather? :$
No, not 80, and not a granny.

Just don't like icing, thats ok isn't it?
 
When I connect it via USB, there's nothing in any of the folders :shrug:

Never had a problem with an iphone doing it.
At the time you connect to the USB, the phone will try to start charging via the USB and you have to change the action to be file transfer instead.

There should be a new notification about the connected USB device and something saying "charging". Open that and edit the USB connection preferences away from the default of charging.
 
one of the tasks on my year 10 english students exams was essentially just creative writing, and so many of them (about 14/23 in one class, haven't had the time to look at my other class) just didn't write anything beyond a sentence or two.

makes me feel sad, the youf of today are so lazy.
 
one of the tasks on my year 10 english students exams was essentially just creative writing, and so many of them (about 14/23 in one class, haven't had the time to look at my other class) just didn't write anything beyond a sentence or two.

makes me feel sad, the youf of today are so lazy.

Lack of two way running.
 
I ordered a toasted foccacia for lunch yesterday. The girl behind the counter asked for my name which I gave her and then she wrote it onto the paper bag, but included an extra "y" in the spelling which does not exist and has never existed in any reasonable spelling of my name.

That will be the last time I ever get my lunch from that shop.
 

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I ordered a toasted foccacia for lunch yesterday. The girl behind the counter asked for my name which I gave her and then she wrote it onto the paper bag, but included an extra "y" in the spelling which does not exist and has never existed in any reasonable spelling of my name.

That will be the last time I ever get my lunch from that shop.
i taught a kid last year who’s parents spelled mason maycen. it’s a crazy, crazy world out there
 
i taught a kid last year who’s parents spelled mason maycen. it’s a crazy, crazy world out there

It's honestly the patent's fault when kids with such names go off the rails.
 
Cheesecake is alright. I'll have if it is there. But wouldn't specifically order it.

Yeah, I don't like pavlova. Just that mushy bit in the middle puts me off.

I do like trifle though. I need to be careful this year. Last year I polished off the bottle of sherry meant for the trifle. I was sure I had left some in there but I was so plastered I can't remember.

Boy did I cop it when a certain someone went to make the trifle and found an empty sherry bottle, the shops weren't open to get another. I wish this safe space was around then...

They just substituted sherry for some other alcohol. It worked out fine in the end. But shit did I cop someones wrath.
 
Cheesecake is alright. I'll have if it is there. But wouldn't specifically order it.

Yeah, I don't like pavlova. Just that mushy bit in the middle puts me off.

I do like trifle though. I need to be careful this year. Last year I polished off the bottle of sherry meant for the trifle. I was sure I had left some in there but I was so plastered I can't remember.

Boy did I cop it when a certain someone went to make the trifle and found an empty sherry bottle, the shops weren't open to get another. I wish this safe space was around then...

They just substituted sherry for some other alcohol. It worked out fine in the end. But shit did I cop someones wrath.

If we're out for dinner and the missus wants dessert I just have another schooner like a real bad mother****er
 
If we're out for dinner and the missus wants dessert I just have another schooner like a real bad mother****er
The added bonus with that is she has to drive home!
 

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