Player Watch #44: Cameron Zurhaar

[amaz199]

He would've made the margin considerably larger if he played against the Tigers.

Maybe we get closer to the Crows too.

 

[DuckYeah]

Controversial opinion, but until our coaches prove they can still actually coach this beautiful game of ours well, I take their opinions with a grain of salt.

17 other coaches didn’t want him as a free agent.

 

[DuckYeah]

He would've made the margin considerably larger if he played against the Tigers.

Maybe we get closer to the Crows too.

Huh? He did

 

[amaz199]

Huh? He did

Woops meant to say if he didnt get injured. He was looking good to start that game.

 

[speedy]

Came 13th in the Syd on a 'games played' basis - that is, he was considered by the coaches to be in the worst half of players in one of the shittest teams in memory.

What a stupid premise.

First off, if you want ‘games played’ basis, he only played a quarter against the tiges. So adjusting your adjustment he came 11th, in the best half of players.

But if you still want to play this best and fairest game, even if you upgrade 10 players who finished below him with 10 all-Australians, Zurhaar still finishes 23rd. So based on your premise, he still warrants a spot in the 23.

Let’s get a better output from 10 other players before we start worrying about Cam’s output.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

What a stupid premise.

First off, if you want ‘games played’ basis, he only played a quarter against the tiges. So adjusting your adjustment he came 11th, in the best half of players.

But if you still want to play this best and fairest game, even if you upgrade 10 players who finished below him with 10 all-Australians, Zurhaar still finishes 23rd. So based on your premise, he still warrants a spot in the 23.

Let’s get a better output from 10 other players before we start worrying about Cam’s output.

You’re only as good as your shittest players.

We need better shitter players.

 

[DuckYeah]

What a stupid premise.

First off, if you want ‘games played’ basis, he only played a quarter against the tiges. So adjusting your adjustment he came 11th, in the best half of players.

But if you still want to play this best and fairest game, even if you upgrade 10 players who finished below him with 10 all-Australians, Zurhaar still finishes 23rd. So based on your premise, he still warrants a spot in the 23.

Let’s get a better output from 10 other players before we start worrying about Cam’s output.

Moving goal posts. Why does he only average 2 tackles a game?

 

[speedy]

You’re only as good as your shittest players.

We need better shitter players.

Yeah we are upgrading 10 of them, or getting better output from the ones we got.

 

[speedy]

Moving goal posts. Why does he only average 2 tackles a game?

2.5 career average which is on par for a general forward. i.e. not worse than half the comp.

 

[DuckYeah]

2.5 career average which is on par for a general forward. i.e. not worse than half the comp.

So he’s average? In your eyes? And in mine, he’s below average which stats back up. Cool.

 

[speedy]

So he’s average? In your eyes? And in mine, he’s below average which stats back up. Cool.

Pagan was right.

 

[shinboner magic]

I like Zurhaar.

I never want to see a nmfc team without him in it

 

[speedy]

So he’s average? In your eyes? And in mine, he’s below average which stats back up. Cool.

You claim he’s one of the shittest players in one of the shittest teams. “He’s below average which stats back up” you say. Yet the AFL rate his fundamental stats average, above average or elite for season 2025 and over his entire career.

The only stat you have to back anything up is the amount of times you call something shit.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Third person now?

I counted at least five people in that exchange.

 

[DuckYeah]

You claim he’s one of the shittest players in one of the shittest teams. “He’s below average which stats back up” you say. Yet the AFL rate his fundamental stats average, above average or elite for season 2025 and over his entire career.

The only stat you have to back anything up is the amount of times you call something shit.

Its been said. He’s a flat track bully that scores junk time goals. His “stats” are inflated. Thats enough now. Lets see how the bull (more a sheep dog) goes in 2026

 

[Ichiro #51]

I’m actually with Duck on this one.

His one elite trait is bluster.

I expect more for a million odd a season.

 

[DuckYeah]

I’m actually with Duck on this one.

His one elite trait is bluster.

I expect more for a million odd a season.

He’s polarising. I want Elite. People round here satisfied with average. Im happy with average as depth

 

[Krakouer Bonar]

No worries nuffy

That makes me a nuffy?

Suppose you are an expert in identifying one. You only need to locate a mirror.

 

[hilly]

I like Zurhaar. I don't mind him.

 

[Chip Scab1]

That makes me a nuffy?

Suppose you are an expert in identifying one. You only need to locate a mirror.

Bonars, not sure you are in any position to be calling other posters Nuffy.

You're an AGrade Nuffy yourself. It's ok, I'm an A+, you just have to own it.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Bonars, not sure you are in any position to be calling other posters Nuffy.

You're an AGrade Nuffy yourself. It's ok, I'm an A+, you just have to own it.

If you're posting on here in late November/early December, you are an unquestionable, rusted on, completely irredeemable nuffy. Nothing can save you. We are all in this boat

 

[Chip Scab1]

If you're posting on here in late November/early December, you are an unquestionable, rusted on, completely irredeemable nuffy. Nothing can save you. We are all in this boat

My brother calls it "his favourite illness", I tend to agree.

 

[Dinkers]

There's an old saying about horses and carts, I've never liked it.
Some posters around here though, put the shower before the shit. ( prefer that old chestnut- although I may have made that one myself ) The negative Cam chat is very wrong IMO.

 

[zoomba23]

You claim he’s one of the shittest players in one of the shittest teams. “He’s below average which stats back up” you say. Yet the AFL rate his fundamental stats average, above average or elite for season 2025 and over his entire career.

The only stat you have to back anything up is the amount of times you call something shit.

If DuckYeah thinks he's right, he's right and there's no reasoning with it. Leave him to shout at clouds; at least he keeps his malice for chosen club targets who'll never know, rather than other people on here

 

[Krakouer Bonar]

Bonars, not sure you are in any position to be calling other posters Nuffy.

You're an AGrade Nuffy yourself. It's ok, I'm an A+, you just have to own it.

Happy to wear the badge, sir!! Happy to wear the badge!!