Banter FOOTY Banter! - Who will be better in 2026? Carlton or Collingwood Part 8

[Fadge]

Again, you are stipulating that Wright has no idea what he is doing.
Fmd

First, Brian Cook was going to be the Messiah. What happened there?

Now Graham Wright.

The club is just shit - noone is saving Blooserville.

 

[Robertio]

Good point.

Pretty sure there's absolutely noone at Carlton who has an iota of an idea of what that shithole of a club is doing.

What are Carlton doing?

It's all above your brainset mate.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

First, Brian Cook was going to be the Messiah. What happened there?

Now Graham Wright.

The club is just shit - noone is saving Blooserville.

Who's next? Has Brian Cook got any sons?

 

[Fadge]

It's all above your brainset mate.

Whatever they've been doing for the past two plus decades, let's just hope they keep doing it.

It's been GLORIOUS!

 

[sr36]

It's all above your brainset mate.

What Carlton do isn't outside anyone's brainset. Everyone understands stuffing money into brown paper bag, unfortunately for you guys it isn't an effective strategy any more. And photographing your knob is pretty basic stuff too, however, I don't think it's ever been an effective strategy.

 

[Worm4]

What Carlton do isn't outside anyone's brainset. Everyone understands stuffing money into brown paper bag, unfortunately for you guys it isn't an effective strategy any more. And photographing your knob is pretty basic stuff too, however, I don't think it's ever been an effective strategy.

You have run out of material.
Rehashing the same crap, over and over and over again.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

You have run out of material.
Rehashing the same crap, over and over and over again.

Plenty more on the way Wormy, especially with the Blues playing 2 of the first 6 games, could be "season over" before others have even started

 

[sr36]

You have run out of material.
Rehashing the same crap, over and over and over again.

Are you now talking about Carlton too. Nice Wormy.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

The departure of key senior players is usually the beginning of a rebuild

TDK, Curnow and JSOS gone, Walsh to Geelong next year, maybe Cripps and McKay after that, leaving only Weitering from your top end

It's all fallen apart, trading in C graders does not reverse that process

If you're not actually "rebuilding" then that's on you guys you should be

That's a nice imagination

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Good point.

Pretty sure there's absolutely noone at Carlton who has an iota of an idea of what that shithole of a club is doing.

What are Carlton doing?

Yep... I'm sure Graham Wright has no idea what's going on at the Blues

 

[Fadge]

Yep... I'm sure Graham Wright has no idea what's going on at the Blues

The Pies Plant is working magnificently, yet again.

So what happened to the saviour that was Brian Cook?

 

[Worm4]

So what happened to the saviour that was Brian Cook?

He retired . People are entitled to stop working at some point.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

The Pies Plant is working magnificently, yet again.

So what happened to the saviour that was Brian Cook?

Unfortunately for the Pies GW has absolutely 0 interest in doing them any favours after how he departed. The hatred runs deep for a few key members at Pieland.

 

[Fadge]

Unfortunately for the Pies GW has absolutely 0 interest in doing them any favours after how he departed. The hatred runs deep for a few key members at Pieland.

Well he's doing well (for the Pies) so far.

 

[Fadge]

He retired . People are entitled to stop working at some point.

Oh.

But I thought he was going to be Carlton's big saviour?

Didn't quite work out how you'd hoped, did it?

 

[Robertio]

Well he's doing well (for the Pies) so far.

Yep we haven't lost a game in 2026.

 

[Robertio]

Oh.

But I thought he was going to be Carlton's big saviour?

Didn't quite work out how you'd hoped, did it?

That's obvious Einstein.

 

[Fadge]

Yep we haven't lost a game in 2026.

LeBronco - you need to add this to your list of Carlton's 21st century achievements!

 

[Fadge]

That's obvious Einstein.

It's always obvious, when predicting Carlton's fate.

But not obvious enough for you Bloosers, clearly.

 

[Robertio]

It's always obvious, when predicting Carlton's fate.

But not obvious enough for you Bloosers, clearly.

How do you know what we think is obvious or not?

 

[Fadge]

How do you know what we think is obvious or not?

Oh boy, here we go again....

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Well he's doing well (for the Pies) so far.

Since Wright took over we've lost how many games?

 

[Worm4]

Unfortunately for the Pies GW has absolutely 0 interest in doing them any favours after how he departed. The hatred runs deep for a few key members at Pieland.

GW couldnt wait to get out of that shit hole. Am i doing this right ?

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

GW couldnt wait to get out of that shit hole. Am i doing this right ?

That's correct. Went holidaying in Europe ahead of telling them to gagf because he couldn't stand being around Leppa and Kelly a moment longer.

 

[Worm4]

Since Wright took over we've lost how many games?

Josh fraser couldn't wait to get out of that shit hole either