Match Thread Season 02, Round 1: Fulmina Qricket Club (FUL) vs Darkness Eternal (DAR) at Fulmina Recreation Reserve

[All Aust]

it’s a strange time of year

Every day gives a game Elmo. Sometimes they magically change change the rules.

 

[Gralin]

I am not mogs. Today is a day of panic.

I hope you have not made my mistakes

I'm not saying I had to make a sword from a roll of Christmas wrapping and a shield from frying pan lid just to grab some milk and bread this morning

But it was pretty close

 

[All Aust]

Meeeee! But without being tagged then I’m absolutely clueless! But now I’m here… the party can begin

Is it a Zumba party? I've been practising
Wid ma boos

 

[jmoo wan]

Every day gives a game Elmo. Sometimes they magically change change the rules.

ch-ch-change change the rules

 

[Tonga Bob]

****ing cricket

This you?

 

[jannissary]

Apologies mate

it’s alright, you know how the christmas season is sometimes

 

[FootyGuy13]

Teamsheet Day, lads, and there's a limited amount of people who can take on the Emos.

At least, I think they're Emo. I mean, they're called Darkness Eternal, play at Dark Park, and they should've been left in the 2000s.

moginie, Tonga Bob, Gralin, All Aust, FootyGuy13, spudmaster, HinkleysHeroes, Dinsdale, jackster83, Roonescape, KBLT, Scythe, Ocha905, Plugger35, Fizzler, Ultranium

 

[DemurePrincess]

it’s alright, you know how the christmas season is sometimes

****ed??

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I'm not saying I had to make a sword from a roll of Christmas wrapping and a shield from frying pan lid just to grab some milk and bread this morning

But it was pretty close

I fail to see how this is different to how you dress daily?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Teamsheet Day, lads, and there's a limited amount of people who can take on the Emos.

At least, I think they're Emo. I mean, they're called Darkness Eternal, play at Dark Park, and they should've been left in the 2000s.

moginie, Tonga Bob, Gralin, All Aust, FootyGuy13, spudmaster, HinkleysHeroes, Dinsdale, jackster83, Roonescape, KBLT, Scythe, Ocha905, Plugger35, Fizzler, Ultranium

Why aren’t they called Tarkness Eternal though? Tarkyn_24 is old as balls.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Bahahahahahaha!!!

 

[All Aust]

I fail to see how this is different to how you dress daily?

You damn well know he never goes out without
The ear banana

 

[FootyGuy13]

DemurePrincess If you have a time in mind for posting your team's playing XI, I can work around that.

 

[dank420_]

This you?

No.

I’m not talking about the ashes in the first place.

 

[DemurePrincess]

DemurePrincess If you have a time in mind for posting your team's playing XI, I can work around that.

boncer34 sort this out mate please!

 

[moginie]

Teamsheet Day, lads, and there's a limited amount of people who can take on the Emos.

At least, I think they're Emo. I mean, they're called Darkness Eternal, play at Dark Park, and they should've been left in the 2000s.

moginie, Tonga Bob, Gralin, All Aust, FootyGuy13, spudmaster, HinkleysHeroes, Dinsdale, jackster83, Roonescape, KBLT, Scythe, Ocha905, Plugger35, Fizzler, Ultranium

I'm keeping active in the dressing room.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I'm keeping active in the dressing room.

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We had a good laugh afterwards though

 

[Gralin]

I fail to see how this is different to how you dress daily?

No shoulder pads so i can move quickly down crowded aisles

 

[moginie]

Bahahahahahaha!!!

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This is why garden gnomes shouldn't play cricket.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Merry Christmas all

 

[Roonescape]

Hey all, late because Christmas period is busy as, but still here.

Merry Christmas by the way!

 

[StartTheCarr]

Is this your Theme song Darkness Eternal? I'll please ask if you to refrain from touching me.

 

[All Aust]

But I bowl Maidens over.

Happy Christmas all

 

[The Half Back]

Welcome one and all to the opening round of Season 02 in the Sweet Cricket Association. After a relatively successful opening season, we are back again with a 6 week competition running all the way through until the start of February.

The news from the middle is that boncer34 has won the toss and elected to bat in this one day contest.

FULMINA QRICKET CLUB

BATTING PITCH

1. moginie, BAT, RHB
2. spudmaster, BAT, LHB
3. FootyGuy13, WK, RHB (c)
4. Dinsdale, BAT, LHB
5. Tonga Bob, PURE A/R, RHB, RF
6. jackster83, BAT, RHB
7. Scythe, BAT, RHB
8. Gralin, BOWL, RHB, RF
9. All Aust, BOWL, LHB, LMF
10. HinkleysHeroes, BOWL, RHB, RF
11. Roonescape, BOWL, RHB, LS

DARKNESS ETERNAL

1. boncer34, BAT, RHB (c)
2. DemurePrincess, BAT, LHB
3. TheGoatBaron, BAT, LHB
4. jannissary, BAT, RHB
5. Doss, BAT, RHB
6. dank420_, BOWL A/R, RHB, RFM
7. faible, WK, RHB
8. Milanista28, BOWL, RHB, OS
9. DERO, BOWL, RHB, RFM
10. Shermy, BOWL, RHB, LS
11. Bipolar Bear, BOWL, RHB, RF

 

[The Half Back]

Date: 26-12-2025


FULMINA QRICKET CLUB VS DARKNESS ETERNAL at Fulmina Reserve
50 overs match
Pitch Condition: Excellent

DARKNESS ETERNAL WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BAT FIRST

-X-

0.1 Heroes to boncer34, no run, A lot of movement being extracted by Heroes
0.2 Heroes to boncer34, one run, One more to the total
0.3 Heroes to Princess, one run, That is very well run by boncer34
0.4 Heroes to boncer34, FOUR, That was a bad delivery by Hinkleys Heroes, deserving this punishment
0.5 Heroes to boncer34, no run, Appeal for LBW, a bit too optimistic though
0.6 Heroes to boncer34, no run, boncer34 was completely deceived

End of over 1 (6 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 6/0
(R/R: 6.00)
Hinkleys Heroes 1.0-0-6-0
boncer34 5(5b 1X4)
Demure Princess 1(1b)

1.1 Gralin to Princess, no run, Left alone by Demure Princess
1.2 Gralin to Princess, one run, The misfield by Bob allows yet another run
1.3 Gralin to boncer34, one run, That is very well run by Demure Princess
1.4 Gralin to Princess, one run, That was a very risky single.
1.5 Gralin to boncer34, one run, Great cooperation between boncer34 and Demure Princess
1.6 Gralin to Princess, one run, Great cooperation between Demure Princess and boncer34

End of over 2 (5 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 11/0
(R/R: 5.50)
Gralin 1.0-0-5-0
boncer34 7(7b 1X4)
Demure Princess 4(5b)

2.1 Aust to Princess, no run, Appeal for LBW, a bit too optimistic though
2.2 Aust to Princess, one run, That is very well run by boncer34
2.3 Aust to boncer34, one run, One more to the total
2.4 Aust to Princess, no run, Appeal for LBW, a bit too optimistic though
2.5 Aust to Princess, one run, One more to the total
2.6 Aust to boncer34, one run, The misfield by Dinsdale allows yet another run

End of over 3 (4 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 15/0
(R/R: 5.00)
All Aust 1.0-0-4-0
Demure Princess 6(9b)
boncer34 9(9b 1X4)

3.1 Gralin to boncer34, FOUR, That was a bad delivery by Gralin, deserving this punishment
3.2 Gralin to boncer34, no run, A lot of movement being extracted by Gralin
3.3 Gralin to boncer34, two runs, Took the first one quickly the second was no problem
3.4 Gralin to boncer34, no run, Left alone by boncer34
3.5 Gralin to boncer34, no run, Defensively played by boncer34
3.6 Gralin to boncer34, no run, boncer34 missed that one by a mile

End of over 4 (6 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 21/0
(R/R: 5.25)
Gralin 2.0-0-11-0
boncer34 15(15b 2X4)
Demure Princess 6(9b)

4.1 Heroes to Princess, one run, That was a very risky single.
4.2 Heroes to boncer34, FOUR, Hinkleys Heroes cant belive it
4.3 Heroes to boncer34, OUT, What a brilliant catch by jackster83

boncer34 19 (17b 3X4)
c. jackster83 b. Heroes

4.4 Heroes to Baron, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
4.5 Heroes to Baron, FOUR, Brillian cover drive by TheGoat Baron
4.6 Heroes to Baron, no run, Defensively played by TheGoat Baron

End of over 5 (9 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 30/1
(R/R: 6.00)
Hinkleys Heroes 2.0-0-15-1
TheGoat Baron 4(3b 1X4)
Demure Princess 7(10b)

5.1 Aust to Princess, no run, Left alone by Demure Princess
5.2 Aust to Princess, one run, The misfield by moginie allows yet another run
5.3 Aust to Baron, no run, Left alone by TheGoat Baron
5.4 Aust to Baron, one run, One more to the total
5.5 Aust to Princess, three runs, Excellent running 3 more
5.6 Aust to Baron, FOUR, All Aust cant belive it

End of over 6 (9 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 39/1
(R/R: 6.50)
All Aust 2.0-0-13-0
TheGoat Baron 9(6b 2X4)
Demure Princess 11(13b)

6.1 Heroes to Princess, no run, Left alone by Demure Princess
6.2 Heroes to Princess, one run, Great cooperation between Demure Princess and TheGoat Baron
6.3 Heroes to Baron, FOUR, Brillian cover drive by TheGoat Baron
6.4 Heroes to Baron, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
6.5 Heroes to Baron, one run, That was a very risky single.
6.6 Heroes to Princess, one run, The misfield by moginie allows yet another run

End of over 7 (7 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 46/1
(R/R: 6.57)
Hinkleys Heroes 3.0-0-22-1
TheGoat Baron 14(9b 3X4)
Demure Princess 13(16b)

7.1 Gralin to Princess, FOUR, Demure Princess is one of the best batsmen in the world
7.2 Gralin to Princess, no run, Defensively played by Demure Princess
7.3 Gralin to Princess, SIX, ???!!! Its coming towards the commentary box Im leaving!!!
7.4 Gralin to Princess, one run, That was a very risky single.
7.5 Gralin to Baron, FOUR, Gralin cant belive it
7.6 Gralin to Baron, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down

End of over 8 (15 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 61/1
(R/R: 7.63)
Gralin 3.0-0-26-0
TheGoat Baron 18(11b 4X4)
Demure Princess 24(20b 1X4 1X6)

8.1 Roonescape to Princess, no run, Left alone by Demure Princess
8.2 Roonescape to Princess, no run, Left alone by Demure Princess
8.3 Roonescape to Princess, no run, Demure Princess missed that one by a mile
8.4 Roonescape to Princess, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
8.5 Roonescape to Princess, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
8.6 Roonescape to Princess, one run, That is very well run by TheGoat Baron

End of over 9 (1 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 62/1
(R/R: 6.89)
Roonescape 1.0-0-1-0
TheGoat Baron 18(11b 4X4)
Demure Princess 25(26b 1X4 1X6)

9.1 Heroes to Princess, no run, Demure Princess missed that one by a mile
9.2 Heroes to Princess, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
9.3 Heroes to Princess, no run, Demure Princess missed that one by a mile
9.4 Heroes to Princess, no run, Defensively played by Demure Princess
9.5 Heroes to Princess, one run, One more to the total
9.6 Heroes to Baron, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from FootyGuy13

End of over 10 (1 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 63/1
(R/R: 6.30)
Hinkleys Heroes 4.0-0-23-1
TheGoat Baron 18(12b 4X4)
Demure Princess 26(31b 1X4 1X6)

10.1 Roonescape to Princess, no run, Appeal for LBW, a bit too optimistic though
10.2 Roonescape to Princess, SIX, Display of Raw power and brutality by Demure Princess
10.3 Roonescape to Princess, FOUR, Brillian cover drive by Demure Princess
10.4 Roonescape to Princess, no run, Demure Princess missed that one by a mile
10.5 Roonescape to Princess, FOUR, Roonescape cant belive it
10.6 Roonescape to Princess, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman

End of over 11 (14 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 77/1
(R/R: 7.00)
Roonescape 2.0-0-15-0
Demure Princess 40(37b 3X4 2X6)
TheGoat Baron 18(12b 4X4)

11.1 Aust to Baron, no run, Left alone by TheGoat Baron
11.2 Aust to Baron, no run, TheGoat Baron missed that one by a mile
11.3 Aust to Baron, no run, TheGoat Baron was completely deceived
11.4 Aust to Baron, wide, Thats going down the leg side, a wide no doubt
11.4 Aust to Baron, one run, One more to the total
11.5 Aust to Princess, no run, Defensively played by Demure Princess
11.6 Aust to Princess, no run, Defensively played by Demure Princess

End of over 12 (2 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 79/1
(R/R: 6.58)
All Aust 3.0-0-15-0
Demure Princess 40(39b 3X4 2X6)
TheGoat Baron 19(17b 4X4)

12.1 Bob to Baron, FOUR, That was a bad delivery by Tonga Bob, deserving this punishment
12.2 Bob to Baron, one run, That was a very risky single.
12.3 Bob to Princess, no run, Defensively played by Demure Princess
12.4 Bob to Princess, no run, Left alone by Demure Princess
12.5 Bob to Princess, two runs, Took the first one quickly the second was no problem
12.6 Bob to Princess, wide, Tonga Bob bowling a very wayward one
12.6 Bob to Princess, FOUR, That was a bad delivery by Tonga Bob, deserving this punishment

End of over 13 (12 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 91/1
(R/R: 7.00)
Tonga Bob 1.0-0-12-0
Demure Princess 46(44b 4X4 2X6)
TheGoat Baron 24(19b 5X4)

13.1 Aust to Baron, FOUR, All Aust cant belive it
13.2 Aust to Baron, no run, A lot of movement being extracted by Aust
13.3 Aust to Baron, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
13.4 Aust to Baron, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from FootyGuy13
13.5 Aust to Baron, one run, That is very well run by Demure Princess
13.6 Aust to Princess, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down

End of over 14 (5 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 96/1
(R/R: 6.86)
All Aust 4.0-0-20-0
Demure Princess 46(45b 4X4 2X6)
TheGoat Baron 29(24b 6X4)

14.1 Bob to Baron, three runs, Excellent running 3 more
14.2 Bob to Princess, no run, Appeal for LBW, a bit too optimistic though
14.3 Bob to Princess, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
14.4 Bob to Princess, no run, Left alone by Demure Princess
14.5 Bob to Princess, one run, Great cooperation between Demure Princess and TheGoat Baron
14.6 Bob to Baron, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman

End of over 15 (4 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 100/1
(R/R: 6.67)
Tonga Bob 2.0-0-16-0
TheGoat Baron 32(26b 6X4)
Demure Princess 47(49b 4X4 2X6)

15.1 Roonescape to Princess, FOUR, Who needs Bradman when weve got Demure Princess

Thats another fifty for Demure Princess

15.2 Roonescape to Princess, legbye, Demure Princess missed that one by a mile
15.3 Roonescape to Baron, one run, That was a very risky single.
15.4 Roonescape to Princess, one run, That is very well run by TheGoat Baron
15.5 Roonescape to Baron, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
15.6 Roonescape to Baron, no run, Defensively played by TheGoat Baron

End of over 16 (7 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 107/1
(R/R: 6.69)
Roonescape 3.0-0-21-0
TheGoat Baron 33(29b 6X4)
Demure Princess 52(52b 5X4 2X6)

16.1 Bob to Princess, one run, The misfield by Aust allows yet another run
16.2 Bob to Baron, no run, Appeal for LBW, a bit too optimistic though
16.3 Bob to Baron, OUT, FootyGuy13 takes an easy catch to dismiss TheGoat Baron

TheGoat Baron 33 (31b 6X4)
c. FootyGuy13 b. Bob

16.4 Bob to jannissary, no run, A lot of movement being extracted by Bob
16.5 Bob to jannissary, FOUR, jannissary is one of the best batsmen in the world
16.6 Bob to jannissary, two runs, Overthrow by jackster83 instead of 1 they get 2

End of over 17 (7 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 114/2
(R/R: 6.71)
Tonga Bob 3.0-0-23-1
jannissary 6(3b 1X4)
Demure Princess 53(53b 5X4 2X6)

17.1 Aust to Princess, FOUR, All Aust cant belive it
17.2 Aust to Princess, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
17.3 Aust to Princess, two runs,
17.4 Aust to Princess, one run, Great cooperation between Demure Princess and jannissary
17.5 Aust to jannissary, no run, Left alone by jannissary
17.6 Aust to jannissary, no run, Defensively played by jannissary

End of over 18 (7 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 121/2
(R/R: 6.72)
All Aust 5.0-0-27-0
jannissary 6(5b 1X4)
Demure Princess 60(57b 6X4 2X6)

18.1 Bob to Princess, FOUR, Brillian cover drive by Demure Princess
18.2 Bob to Princess, one run, Great cooperation between Demure Princess and jannissary
18.3 Bob to jannissary, no run, Appeal for LBW, a bit too optimistic though
18.4 Bob to jannissary, one run, Great cooperation between jannissary and Demure Princess
18.5 Bob to Princess, one run, Great cooperation between Demure Princess and jannissary
18.6 Bob to jannissary, one run, Great cooperation between jannissary and Demure Princess

End of over 19 (8 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 129/2
(R/R: 6.79)
Tonga Bob 4.0-0-31-1
Demure Princess 66(60b 7X4 2X6)
jannissary 8(8b 1X4)

19.1 Heroes to jannissary, no run, Left alone by jannissary
19.2 Heroes to jannissary, two runs, Overthrow by moginie instead of 1 they get 2
19.3 Heroes to jannissary, two runs, Took the first one quickly the second was no problem
19.4 Heroes to jannissary, no run, jannissary missed that one by a mile
19.5 Heroes to jannissary, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from FootyGuy13
19.6 Heroes to jannissary, no run, Defensively played by jannissary

End of over 20 (4 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 133/2
(R/R: 6.65)
Hinkleys Heroes 5.0-0-27-1
jannissary 12(14b 1X4)
Demure Princess 66(60b 7X4 2X6)

20.1 Bob to Princess, one run, The misfield by Aust allows yet another run
20.2 Bob to jannissary, one run, Great cooperation between jannissary and Demure Princess
20.3 Bob to Princess, no run, The umpire turns down that ridiculous appeal from FootyGuy13
20.4 Bob to Princess, one run, That was a very risky single.
20.5 Bob to jannissary, one run, The misfield by FootyGuy13 allows yet another run
20.6 Bob to Princess, no run, Left alone by Demure Princess

End of over 21 (4 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 137/2
(R/R: 6.52)
Tonga Bob 5.0-0-35-1
Demure Princess 68(64b 7X4 2X6)
jannissary 14(16b 1X4)

21.1 Heroes to jannissary, one run, That was a very risky single.
21.2 Heroes to Princess, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
21.3 Heroes to Princess, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
21.4 Heroes to Princess, no run, Defensively played by Demure Princess
21.5 Heroes to Princess, no run, Demure Princess was completely deceived
21.6 Heroes to Princess, one run, Great cooperation between Demure Princess and jannissary

End of over 22 (2 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 139/2
(R/R: 6.32)
Hinkleys Heroes 6.0-0-29-1
jannissary 15(17b 1X4)
Demure Princess 69(69b 7X4 2X6)

22.1 Aust to Princess, SIX, ???!!! Its coming towards the commentary box Im leaving!!!
22.2 Aust to Princess, no run, Demure Princess missed that one by a mile
22.3 Aust to Princess, no run, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
22.4 Aust to Princess, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
22.5 Aust to Princess, SIX, What a six!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22.6 Aust to Princess, no run, Left alone by Demure Princess

End of over 23 (12 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 151/2
(R/R: 6.57)
All Aust 6.0-0-39-0
Demure Princess 81(75b 7X4 4X6)
jannissary 15(17b 1X4)

23.1 Heroes to jannissary, no run, jannissary missed that one by a mile
23.2 Heroes to jannissary, one run, That was a very risky single.
23.3 Heroes to Princess, one run, Great cooperation between Demure Princess and jannissary
23.4 Heroes to jannissary, legbye, That ball was a mystery to the batsman
23.5 Heroes to Princess, no run, Demure Princess missed that one by a mile
23.6 Heroes to Princess, one run, That was a very risky single.

End of over 24 (4 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 155/2
(R/R: 6.46)
Hinkleys Heroes 7.0-0-32-1
jannissary 16(20b 1X4)
Demure Princess 83(78b 7X4 4X6)

24.1 Bob to Princess, no run, A lot of movement being extracted by Bob
24.2 Bob to Princess, no run, Huge appeal for LBW but turned down
24.3 Bob to Princess, one run, Great cooperation between Demure Princess and jannissary
24.4 Bob to jannissary, no run, jannissary missed that one by a mile
24.5 Bob to jannissary, one run, Dropped! Scythe made a big mess of that simple chance
24.6 Bob to Princess, no run, Defensively played by Demure Princess

End of over 25 (2 runs)
DARKNESS ETERNAL 157/2
(R/R: 6.28)
Tonga Bob 6.0-0-37-1
Demure Princess 84(82b 7X4 4X6)
jannissary 17(22b 1X4)