Autopsy Preseason Matchup vs Melbourne - Friday 20 February

[bennymate]

How did no one see this coming?

Clarko is gone by round 16 IMO

 

[Jonnoo]

They’re just pinging them from 55 now, taking the P155

 

[trooroo4life]

HAHAHAHAHA this is ****ed

 

[Roos92]

Turned off at half time during Game 1 of pre season. My patience with this team is reaching all time lows. Not sure I'll even last to round 1.

 

[roos_fanatic08]

My Lordy lord, the ease at which they exited that centre square was so easy.

Sheezel or Powell as a sweeper is so ridiculously stupid, both are too slow to react.

 

[Moti]

Xerri lucky he signed that extension last year

 

[Loose_Cannon]

X is pissed off big time.

Roughly so.

Seems to be jumping better at the centre ball up (RIP bounce). Maybe he just needed the adrenaline to start pumping? Hopefully that’s true across the team

 

[Heaps of fun]

Catch me in the Depression/Anxiety thread.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Disencouraged!

This bloke has got his own language.

 

[chickenonachain]

Clever boy

I’m not being clever I’m sick of us throwing up this rubbish

 

[The5YearPlan]

People come at me for my diatribe of absolute sense and now what? We are a *ing joke. There is not one iota of “Shinboner” in this club… hey lets ****in parade around for minorities as a voice of reason… football is secondary, as long as we are a pathway for the Melb Uni womens alumni, who gives a * huh? **** this shit

..Wowwee

 

[Dan]

Spare us the little 30 sec-1min videos of false optimism from the players on the training track.

 

[Cyber_punk]

Watch this be a ten goal quarter to Melbourne

Hope so. An 80+ point loss might actually start to build some outside pressure before round 1 even begins.

 

[Makeshift Park]

North getting belted.

Positives- has been some good ball movement at times.
Duurs moving well and looks highly skilled
I think LDU in particular has had some really good moments.
Larkey doing well with limited moments.
CCJ took a couple of nice pack marks

Negatives- Hardeman injury
Super poor transition defence from the outset
Running half the effort of our oppo and noticable
Some really poor bombing into F50

Hardeman looked good before the injury too. Hope its just a rolled ankle.

None of the other medium defenders inducing confidence, except maybe FOS.

Centre bounce coordination pretty diabolical too.

 

[DuckYeah]

it’s a blustery shit hole

Apparently I have problems at home thinking its a windy shit hole… ask that ****in flag bearing pronouns guy.. thinks using the words shit hole means you have problems at home..

FWIW.. I think, if a person worries about what others do or what others say, I think they may have some serious issues in their own psyche…

 

[Lomas]

..Wowwee

Not on here often?

 

[itchyscratch]

Only 66 points down! Can we keep it under 90? OMG this is riveting stuff. Lucky we’re told it doesn’t matter and and somehow this proves we’re going to win lots of games this year.

 

[Waynesworld]

Switched over to the news. Murder, protests, war, killing, stabbings, home invasions, more positive than watching Nth.

 

[Ura]

In fairness we have less rotations in the first sim game of the year. We are obviously gassed.

 

[DuckYeah]

..Wowwee

**** that and **** the North administration

 

[Lomas]

Switched over to the news. Murder, protests, war, killing, stabbings, home invasions, more positive than watching Nth.

No MAFS updates?

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

First it was ‘it’s only an intra club’

Next it’s ’only A practice match’.

Like clockwork.

Clean the joint out and install people who have a modicum of knowledge about modern football.

 

[gokangas]

Switched over to the news. Murder, protests, war, killing, stabbings, home invasions, more positive than watching Nth.

You just watching the Victorian news?

 

[Waynesworld]

No MAFS updates?

Sorry that’s even worse than watching North play

 

[Hojuman]

Switched over to the news. Murder, protests, war, killing, stabbings, home invasions, more positive than watching Nth.

That's not the news, you're still in the practice match thread.