Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 7: Coney Island Warriors vs East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[RustyShacklefordFalcon]

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Sit Tarks, sit.

Good boy.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing East Sides newest recruit…

Barkyn_24

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You were all far kinder than I’d have been.

TY24 being that way feels like a trap

 

[spudmaster]

3D PRINT A POWER SOURCE. A GENERATOR OR SOME SOLAR PANELS OR SOMETHING WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOI- oh yeah needs power for that. spudmaster owes him for the dodgy Worksafe ticket so he can sort the power out and when he does he’ll show you. He’ll show all of you.

Disconnect the cord from your nips and power it for a few minutes ffs.

 

[Barrybran]

I feel like I walked into an episode of Seinfeld.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

 

[Barrybran]

Hey Barrybran get the pole out of the crawl space, it’s Festivus!

But we only just put it away

 

[Tonga Bob]

Disconnect the cord from your nips and power it for a few minutes ffs.

Sorry, they’re fused on.

 

[Barrybran]

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing East Sides newest recruit…

Barkyn_24

Does that means Tarks has to fetch the ball himself when he kicks a goal?

 

[TY24]

Does that means Tarks has to fetch the ball himself when he kicks a goal?

I’ve trained him only to fetch balls kicked by sausageroll

 

[Barrybran]

I’ve trained him only to fetch balls kicked by sausageroll

sausageroll should be careful that he himself is not fetched

 

[Tonga Bob]

But we only just put it away

Fair enough. Let’s just move on to the Airing of Grievances.

 

[The Majestic]

What's the deal with eggplants? It's not an egg, it's not a plant, what makes it an eggplant?

someone thought it looked like an egg got planted and no one wanted to correct them?

 

[Barrybran]

Fair enough. Let’s just move on to the Airing of Grievances.

I can live with that

 

[The Majestic]

You were all far kinder than I’d have been.

TY24 being that way feels like a trap

I always like to be kind.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

What's the deal with eggplants? It's not an egg, it's not a plant, what makes it an eggplant?

What makes it the modern symbol for a penis? Shape, size, colour... all wrong unless you've been stung by something poisonous and waited several weeks for treatment.

Maybe it needs a name upgrade like the alligator pear which is neither an alligator or a pear, so they changed it to avocado.

 

[Paracleet]

3D PRINT A POWER SOURCE. A GENERATOR OR SOME SOLAR PANELS OR SOMETHING WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOI- oh yeah needs power for that. spudmaster owes him for the dodgy Worksafe ticket so he can sort the power out and when he does he’ll show you. He’ll show all of you.

More like I'll show ye.

 

[Paracleet]

What makes it the modern symbol for a penis? Shape, size, colour... all wrong unless you've been stung by something poisonous and waited several weeks for treatment.

Maybe it needs a name upgrade like the alligator pear which is neither an alligator or a pear, so they changed it to avocado.

The lack of an actual penis's among official emoji choices

 

[Tonga Bob]

What makes it the modern symbol for a penis? Shape, size, colour... all wrong unless you've been stung by something poisonous and waited several weeks for treatment.

Maybe it needs a name upgrade like the alligator pear which is neither an alligator or a pear, so they changed it to avocado.

Oh shit Dinsdale is it Wasp Round?

 

[Tonga Bob]

More like I'll show ye.

You’re a pirate now? Answers a few questions I guess.

 

[Paracleet]

You’re a pirate now? Answers a few questions I guess.

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[Dinsdale]

Oh shit Dinsdale is it Wasp Round?

What??? I've only just recovered from the last Wasp Round.

I'm getting my 2 boys and we're out of here "Dermie-Buddy-Lethal-Tucky-Rat-Dipper grab your brother Shane, start running"

 

[Dinsdale]

Got through a few beers tonight I must say

 

[Tonga Bob]

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serial_thrilla is a pirate now? Answers a few questions I guess.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Got through a few beers tonight I must say

I’m currently planning the breweries I am going to visit in Adelaide.

 

[TY24]

I’m currently planning the breweries I am going to visit in Adelaide.

Are you going to both of them?

 

[Dinsdale]

I’m currently planning the breweries I am going to visit in Adelaide.

It's good to have plans right up until the plan starts