Autopsy Roast & Toast v Port and changes For GWS

[_RT_]

Did we get the chocolates?

Did Ryan & Fawcett show something?

Did Hopper silence his critics?

Did we get through uninjured?

 

[Groupie_]

 

[DontArgue4]

Fantastic umpiring display

 

[prodigy]

Watch any other team kick the ball inside 50. There's always players leading at the ball carrier but then you watch us and it's completely opposite to how everyone else in the comp plays.
Something needs to change.
I don't think it's Yze as we were doing this in the back end of Dimma's time here.

Jayden Short

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Jayden Short

Age

30

Ht

178cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

13.3

5star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.5

3star

MG

430.8

5star

D

19.0

4star

K

14.1

5star

HB

4.9

3star

M

6.3

5star

T

0.8

1star

MG

447.1

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

6.4

3star

HB

1.4

2star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.4

4star

MG

185.2

3star

gets so much of the ball but if you actually look at how he uses it, he just bombs it 9 times out of 10 and it's just completely useless for us. His stat sheet looks great but he fails the eye test.
As does Hopper. I pray that Cumming dominates tomorrow and Hopper gets dropped for Gather Round. Yze needs to drop him and I'll keep parroting on about it until he does.

I can't wait for Hotton to come back, I'm desperate for this midfield mix to change. I don't know why we stick with Taranto, Hopper and Prestia. They have no issues winning the ball out of the middle but they all just butcher it.

Things need to change or no progress will be made.

 

[beema limapep]

Bloody awful. Terrible.

 

[beema limapep]

Sampson never again.

Ditto Hopper.

 

[sabso]

One of the worst games we’ve played.

 

[voorhees]

goal kicking just kills us over and over again.
Ryan's brain fade just killed our run, dump him and never play him again.

 

[Grockadoc]

I don't want to see anyone bagging Maurice this week. The little things he does off the ball help us massively. Get to the game and watch. He is one of the only players (Grlj another) who bust a gut every contest.

 

[Achilles Heel]

Pencil dick , you should be happy you kept the tigers to 48 points, geeesus these commentators are dumb

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Watch any other team kick the ball inside 50. There's always players leading at the ball carrier but then you watch us and it's completely opposite to how everyone else in the comp plays.
Something needs to change.
I don't think it's Yze as we were doing this in the back end of Dimma's time here.

Jayden Short gets so much of the ball but if you actually look at how he uses it, he just bombs it 9 times out of 10 and it's just completely useless for us. His stat sheet looks great but he fails the eye test.
As does Hopper. I pray that Cumming dominates tomorrow and Hopper gets dropped for Gather Round. Yze needs to drop him and I'll keep parroting on about it until he does.

I can't wait for Hotton to come back, I'm desperate for this midfield mix to change. I don't know why we stick with Taranto, Hopper and Prestia. They have no issues winning the ball out of the middle but they all just butcher it.

Things need to change or no progress will be made.

been saying this for ages, all he cares about is his stat sheet and metres gained. couldnt give a **** about what happens past the point the ball leaves his boot.

 

[Groupie_]

port lost to west cucks last week

carrs 4th game in charge and playing us on our home ground where they play once or twice a year

umze's 3rd season

let that sink in

 

[Achilles Heel]

I don't want to see anyone bagging Maurice this week. The little things he does off the ball help us massively. Get to the game and watch. He is one of the only players (Grlj another) who bust a gut every contest.

I had him the hamburger and the tap in our bests

 

[DontArgue4]

First game ive been to in person in a while, due to a few reasons...

Yze is a terrible coach, its simple.

I know we are missing players, but we have zero structure or plan... and I mean zero. Every team outside of us has a distinct game plan (except essendon), being here in person made it so obvious.

He continues to go with Hopper, prestia and taranto in the midfield and we continue to get torched. Its infuriating to see the same 3 trot to the middle every ****ing time.

 

[Thrasher97]

Fantastic umpiring display

Honestly the worst part of watching footy, can accept being shit, but the umpires make it hard to watch. Don't watch neutral games any more. They've ****ed the sport

 

[DustinsGuns]

No silver linings yet this year.

Youngsters are injured, guys who made progress last year have regressed (Banks, Brown), old guys have aged. Hard to see us winning more than 2 games. I reckon the spoon is ours.

 

[59Stanley]

Easily the worst performance we have put out there in 25 years. It’s not the kids the vets are pus.
The deplorable skills is inexcusable. We are not even a good vfl team. We are a decade away from being even competitive

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Get Voss.
Least we'll lead for half a game

 

[Drunken Wookie]

I don't want to see anyone bagging Maurice this week. The little things he does off the ball help us massively. Get to the game and watch. He is one of the only players (Grlj another) who bust a gut every contest.

you could tell even at home how much running he was doing to apply pressure, one of his best games

 

[cairo tiger]

short is not interested. bangs it on his foot. doesnt care. i would drop him. drop ryan. hayes brown would be better. slow midfield exposed again but yze wont do anything. yze doesnt do anything really to be fair. hes our major problem.

 

[The_Kraken]

That was a deflating game to watch.

I’d like to say the scoreline flattered them and that we’d be a lot closer if we had converted our chances, but **** that. Our i50s and goal kicking have been garbage all year.

I’ll let others point out the pluses. I couldn’t be ****ed.

 

[From45SlightAngle]

Highs: Lalor, Fawcett, Grlj and Trainor

Lows: Every player over the age of 25

Funniest moment: Short kicking it 50m vertical and 2m horizontal.

Depressing day in front of goal. Should’ve won

 

[sabso]

port lost to west cucks last week

carrs 4th game in charge and playing us on our home ground where they play once or twice a year

umze's 3rd season

let that sink in

How many times did you post that in the game day thread

 

[voorhees]

that first and forth quarter were pure vomit..

 

[Groupie_]

How many times did you post that in the game day thread

and ill post it again and again until it its home