Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 10

[Eddie Dingle]

Who did you have in a headlock?

Caught up with a mate at a pub in Balmain and I watched a drunk butcher go at it with a drunk baker.

Worst fight ever.

Yes I live in a nursery rhyme.

 

[PJ Power]

I don't know which I want published first:

John Butcher: The Man, The Legend by El_Scorcho

Or

Simon Goodwin: A Campaigner's Story by finbarr

Or the two-part sequel to the Simon Goodwin book:

"Chad Cornes:This state is only big enough for one Chad"
and
"Chad Cornes: We don't keep secrets in our family"

 

[tangolikelama]

Who's looking forward to the game tonight? I am curious to see if one team pulls out a form slump or whether they go around like two drunk boxers.

It's an interesting one. Both teams expected to be in the top 8, both need to pull the finger out. Could be a heated contest or an absolute snooze fest

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Essendon are a shambles I expect the Deeplorables to win without much hassle.

 

[Grave Danger]

I'm tipping Melbourne because even though they were terrible against Geelong, they still weren't 'run to the bench whilst the ball is right next to you' kind of bad. That signals a special kind of disinterest.

Zach is smiling here because he knows he'll never get dropped, even after the couldn't-be-farkingest-performance-of-all-time that he put on the week before...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Essendon are a shambles I expect the Deeplorables to win without much hassle.

West Coast skull ****ed Melbourne in the prelim maybe irreversibly.

Essendon are just shit.

Timmy vs Jimmy

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Zach is smiling here because he knows he'll never get dropped, even after the couldn't-be-farkingest-performance-of-all-time that he put on the week before...

Merrett is smiling because he has the munchies and he knows there is a table of Allen’s finest a short walk away.

 

[OneGreatClub]

I’ve never wanted a draw so bad.

A very very low scoring draw

 

[finbarr]

Watching last nights replay now, full credit to the crows stretcher guy. I remember him coming out to stretcher off Trent Henschel in that showdown and he was Chris Farley size. Has trimmed down considerably, even got up a bit of a jog there.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Watching last nights replay now, full credit to the crows stretcher guy. I remember him coming out to stretcher off Trent Henschel in that showdown and he was Chris Farley size. Has trimmed down considerably, even got up a bit of a jog there.

**** me you remember some strange shit man.

 

[finbarr]

**** me you remember some strange shit man.

Was right in front of me.

 

[PJ Power]

Was right in front of me.

Was he the same guy Tony McGuinness once clocked circa 1992?

 

[Duck Farmer]

You can do an acl walking to the letterbox and choke to death on a corn flake.

Dear Club Nutritionist - please keep Ryder away from the cornflakes.

 

[Magus]

Watching last nights replay now, full credit to the crows stretcher guy. I remember him coming out to stretcher off Trent Henschel in that showdown and he was Chris Farley size. Has trimmed down considerably, even got up a bit of a jog there.

Chris Farley could move!

 

[finbarr]

Chris Farley could move!

As seen in Beverley Hills Ninja.

 

[philreich]

Melbourne should win by 80 plus..

It'd be quite a turnaround to score 15 goals in total in your first 2 games, and then win by 15 goals in your third game.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Caught up with a mate at a pub in Balmain and I watched a drunk butcher go at it with a drunk baker.

Worst fight ever.

Yes I live in a nursery rhyme.

Watch out for the candlestick maker hanging around at the back.

 

[Steve Dore]

It'd be quite a turnaround to score 15 goals in total in your first 2 games, and then win by 15 goals in your third game.

Essendon's average losing margin after two games is 76 points so it would be pretty much on par for them to lose by 80 points.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Watch out for the candlestick maker hanging around at the back.

Funnily enough there was a barista shouting at them to stop.

I figure they were all at work early and all knocked off early and were pissed by about 3pm and ready to rumble at 4pm.

All best mates again today I suspect

 

[Duck Farmer]

Funnily enough there was a barista shouting at them to stop.

I figure they were all at work early and all knocked off early and were pissed by about 3pm and ready to rumble at 4pm.

All best mates again today I suspect

I would love to see a barista trying to stop a punch on in a pub.

 

[G3TWOTYAD3S3RV]

You're not standing by your post at all. You started out basically calling Seedsman soft for getting on the cart, but now you've changed tac to criticise the players who high fived him and the fuss others made, things completely out of his control. Just walk away mate.

Na piss off I’ll call it as I see it. You don’t like it then go make love to a cheese grater or whatever it is you do. The players had pity cause they feared the worst & rightly so given the moaning & groaning. I for one am happy it’s not an ACL but caarn I wasn’t the only one who noticed the over reaction. Shit their still giving Gary Lyon shit for his broken leg antics. I think you just posted to get yourself off !!


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[Ford Fairlane]

I would love to see a barista trying to stop a punch on in a pub.

He probably arrived too latte to make a difference bwahahaha.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

'once they fix up all the inaccuracy they'll clearly be fine'

Shane, 5AA Caller.

I assume he was talking about the AFC media department.

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[Eddie Dingle]

He probably arrived too latte to make a difference bwahahaha.

You apologise now

 

[Duck Farmer]

He probably arrived too latte to make a difference bwahahaha.

Missed opportunity to use mocha a difference.