Certified Legendary Thread The New Carlton Thread: 31st season without a flag for the eternal dickheads

[#23 Hill]

The Blose don't exactly care about these fine distinctions - Snapper will confirm this on SEN shortly

I remember when Snapper from Port Phillip used to ring SEN all the time. He sounded like he was in his late teens or early twenties. Now he sounds like a middle aged man. Following Carlton must have aged him prematurely. Poor bastard.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Were rapidly moving yp the second roubd draft order. Long may it continue

We gave up 2022 draft pick #30 for their 2023 second round pick.

Which, reading between the lines, we effectively said to Carlton “Stuff all the hype around you lot, we’re willing to bet that you’re going to be rubbish”

 

[KrispyKremePie]

We gave up 2022 draft pick #30 for their 2023 second round pick.

Which, reading between the lines, we effectively said to Carlton “Stuff all the hype around you lot, we’re willing to bet that you’re going to be rubbish next year”

Was that the pick we received for Grundy?

 

[#23 Hill]

We gave up 2022 draft pick #30 for their 2023 second round pick.

Which, reading between the lines, we effectively said to Carlton “Stuff all the hype around you lot, we’re willing to bet that you’re going to be rubbish next year”

Just like shorting in the stock market.

 

[nahnah]

Was that the pick we received for Grundy?

yes we received pick 27 which moved down to 30 after bids which we then traded to Carlton for future 2nd shortly after drafting Jakob Ryan the player we were targeting

The pick we used on Ryan I believe is tied to the Oli Henry trade

 

[Chameleon75]

Well he was the last one standing after Recycled Rossy turned his back on them.

ken Bruce must’ve been busy

 

[BillyElliott]

Love listening to how deluded Mark Maclure is about the Blues .. still a chance & thinks they can easily beat at least of 5-6 their next 10 including Freo, Giants, Suns, Saints, Hawks...

 

[Doc1763]

Love listening to how deluded Mark Maclure is about the Blues .. still a chance & thinks they can easily beat at least of 5-6 their next 10 including Freo, Giants, Suns, Saints, Hawks...

Yeah, I was listening to that - he's off his rocker. They wont win any of those games.

 

[BillyElliott]

Yeah, I was listening to that - he's off his rocker. They wont win any of those games.

And Sayers talking up how the Blues are doing well off field..so...it's not so bad?

Can't imagine their membership renewals would be going too well for 2024

 

[76woodenspooners]

Love listening to how deluded Mark Maclure is about the Blues .. still a chance & thinks they can easily beat at least of 5-6 their next 10 including Freo, Giants, Suns, Saints, Hawks...

Nice!

Setting up expectations beautifully, which is exactly how we got here

 

[lyfsux]

Should we offer Jacob Weitering asylum? As he would obviously be keen to leave the Blues.

Yeah I'll play, get him in and play Moore forward

 

[Doc1763]

Yeah I'll play, get him in and play Moore forward

He's no better than Frampton, cant play ruck, and does not play guitar!

 

[Fat Jesus]

Should we offer Jacob Weitering asylum? As he would obviously be keen to leave the Blues.

If gettable yes 100%

 

[Fat Jesus]

Yeah I'll play, get him in and play Moore forward

Moore and Weitering defending would be unstoppable

 

[BillyElliott]

Moore and Weitering defending would be unstoppable

Weitering's as dumb as dog shit. He'd never be able to understand Moore's directions.

 

[Fat Jesus]

Weitering's as dumb as dog s**t. He'd never be able to understand Moore's directions.

According to Blues fans he's better at intercepting than playing as a KPD on the big forwards.
Voss moved him. Another master-stroke from him.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

And Sayers talking up how the Blues are doing well off field..so...it's not so bad?

Can't imagine their membership renewals would be going too well for 2024

ACCC need to investigate the idiotic proclamations made to the idiotic members

 

[BillyElliott]

According to Blues fans he's better at intercepting than playing as a KPD on the big forwards.
Voss moved him. Another master-stroke from him.

Are these the same Blues fans who said Dow was going to be their saviour last night?

That got on the Teague train. And Voss the Boss. They're coming.

 

[Didak Wine]

Next thread title suggestuon: The 'reduce the home and away season to 5 rounds so Carlt9n can make the finals' thread

 

[BillyElliott]

Next thread title suggestuon: The 'reduce the home and away season to 5 rounds so Carlt9n can make the finals' thread

...by playing Eagles 5 times.

 

[Didak Wine]

...by playing Eagles 5 times.

My carlton mate sent me the ladder after round 2 thread

 

[Didak Wine]

Like sand ithrough the hour glass so are the blues out of the 8

 

[Deleted member 133504]

I swear the bloke who called my daughter a feral just rang call back, and had a whinge. Even the missus spun around and gave me the look to confirm the distinctive carltoon vocal tone was on cue. Wowee, imagine the karma bus destroying Princess Park, and so quickly. It is so good to be human, and at that, a collingwood human.

 

[domus]

That was one of the most boring sub standard games I have watched on a Friday night for a long time. What is Voss doing with this team? They have no passion or spark. They look tired, flat and disinterested.

 

[Chameleon75]

Coping well