Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2025 marks 21 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[the big lebowski]

It’s my wedding anniversary today so finally took Mrs Lebowski to 3 Blue Ducks. The drive from the south eastern suburbs was going well until I drove past the cesspool that is “the hanger”. Suddenly the air smelt like shit, the view caused my eyes to sting and I had trouble breathing. And the dope heads were training. Brad Scott’s was half way through a seminar on negative gearing investment properties.


Mrs L and I yelled out some expletives, spat in their direction and kept driving.

20 seconds later all the shit smelled and views cleared and the world was good again.

Now we have to drive back.

 

[DapperDon]

It’s my wedding anniversary today so finally took Mrs Lebowski to 3 Blue Ducks. The drive from the south eastern suburbs was going well until I drove past the cesspool that is “the hanger”. Suddenly the air smelt like shit, the view caused my eyes to sting and I had trouble breathing. And the dope heads were training. Brad Scott’s was half way through a seminar on negative gearing investment properties.


Mrs L and I yelled out some expletives, spat in their direction and kept driving.

20 seconds later all the shit smelled and views cleared and the world was good again.

Now we have to drive back.

Nice of you both to share the drive

 

[the big lebowski]

Nice of you both to share the drive

Nah that driver is clearly on performance enhancing peptides

 

[zoomba23]

It’s my wedding anniversary today so finally took Mrs Lebowski to 3 Blue Ducks. The drive from the south eastern suburbs was going well until I drove past the cesspool that is “the hanger”. Suddenly the air smelt like shit, the view caused my eyes to sting and I had trouble breathing. And the dope heads were training. Brad Scott’s was half way through a seminar on negative gearing investment properties.


Mrs L and I yelled out some expletives, spat in their direction and kept driving.

20 seconds later all the shit smelled and views cleared and the world was good again.

Now we have to drive back.

I know it's academic, but I very much enjoy the idea that Brad Scott is now so far up his own arse that he gives such presentations in a loud enough voice that it's audible to passing motorists

 

[DapperDon]

Nah that driver is clearly on performance enhancing peptides

Performance enhancing that crashed and burned then got caught......


****, it is us

 

[Dinkers]

Just discovered this thread, I think its one of my saddest footballing experiences seeing Benny McKay leave and star for the Bombers.
Set us back years. Add to that we lost the master coach Bradley Scott.
Those 2 alone would see us pushing for the 8 around 2030 and then devising the rebuild in 2031 so we could enjoy it all again.

I miss them.

 

[Passmore]

Yes. Yes it is.

 

[Rod Stroker]

LOL!

 

[koshari]

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

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No mans land.

It’s glorious.

 

[Rod Stroker]

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It's good for a laugh, but McGuane has us ranked as the third WORST midfield, while the readers ranked us as number 1. Not the best judge.

 

[Rod Stroker]

McKay on 1M+. And they wonder why they're in trouble when they're paying average footballers 7 figure salaries.

Who wants to be a millionaire? AFL’s top earners reach record numbers

The number of AFL players earning at least $1 million has reached an all-time high, but the band with the highest number of players is pocketing far less.

www.theage.com.au

 

[The Talent Scout]

Yes. Yes it is.

Oh Sen, such good English!

 

[speedy]

funny because it’s the * but the bulldogs should change their name to something more apt, like ‘the leeches’.

 

[DuckYeah]

funny because it’s the * but the bulldogs should change their name to something more apt, like ‘the leeches’.

Gotta cash in on the new facilities

 

[Star]

The Kool-Aid is flowing in Tullamarine

Kako must have been unrecognisable in #6

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

The Kool-Aid is flowing in Tullamarine

Kako must have been unrecognisable in #6

Yeah, the numbers would disguise them all perfectly.

 

[hsquid]

We’ll fool everyone when we get Xerri and Daniel to swap helmets.

 

[Kanga Glory]

 

[KiwiRoo]

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side effects of the PED's ?

 

[krakouers]

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Aussie Broadband meant it at $0!

 

[krakouers]

What I don’t get, is why is it only 5 players?

https://www.theroar.com.au/2025/02/11/essendon-pressure-gauge-with-so-many-under-the-pump-will-the-bombers-rise-up-and-break-that-finals-curse-anytime-soon/

 

[Shermanator]

Yeah, the numbers would disguise them all perfectly.

Its a wonder Bards didnt have his troops wearing these bad boys to really throw the oppo scouts of their game..

 

[krakouers]

Its a wonder Bards didnt have his troops wearing these bad boys to really throw the oppo scouts of their game..

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Think he missed a trick with doing that with us…
Cunners was born to play in that wig

 

[bengrina]

Is goldstein getting another run with the drug cheats?