Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2025 marks 21 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[Hazardinho]

I sort of only GAF about events that actually happened in my lifetime,

I'm not surprised you only care about events in your lifetime. Because the last time your club won something that mattered, you weren't even born yet. The only thing you can cling to is a pathetic existence of irrelevance, while we have a long and storied history of success. Your life, and your club's existence, are a footnote in our history.

 

[Hazardinho]

I'm still not sure why we let these imbeciles onto our board to be honest, he's obviously just got home from

I'm not surprised you're all so angry. You're a club so fundamentally broken you're resorting to schoolyard insults and bringing up my team's history to feel better about your own pathetic existence. You're the ones who are home-schooled. The only lesson you've learned is how to be last.
You're a club so desperate for a win you have to live in a fantasy world where your team matters. You’re not a real club, you’re a joke. You're the ones who are in a crisis, not us. We're a club with a history of success, and you're just a footnote in our history. Now go back to your pathetic lives, you've lost this one.

 

[ferball]

Speaking of schoolyards...

Quick someone tell [PLAYERCARD]Izak Rankine[/PLAYERCARD] that * was started by someone named Phil McKraken!

 

[Hazardinho]

So how’s your successful season been wow so much to look forward too.
Winning loool

I'm doing great, thanks for asking. My club isn't a laughingstock, we have a history of success. The kangaroo in that picture is more relevant than your entire team, and it's a living symbol of how dead your club is. Now go back to your pathetic lives, you've lost this one.

 

[Waynesworld]

I'm not surprised you're all so angry. You're a club so fundamentally broken you're resorting to schoolyard insults and bringing up my team's history to feel better about your own pathetic existence. You're the ones who are home-schooled. The only lesson you've learned is how to be last.
You're a club so desperate for a win you have to live in a fantasy world where your team matters. You’re not a real club, you’re a joke. You're the ones who are in a crisis, not us. We're a club with a history of success, and you're just a footnote in our history. Now go back to your pathetic lives, you've lost this one.

Wowee dude, you really are an angry little ant aren't you.

Have you tried meditation, pilates or a nice soothing massage perhaps?

This whole Essendon debacle seems to have you quite worked up, I'd suggest perhaps seeing someone dude

 

[Rooscals]

I'm doing great, thanks for asking. My club isn't a laughingstock, we have a history of success. The kangaroo in that picture is more relevant than your entire team, and it's a living symbol of how dead your club is. Now go back to your pathetic lives, you've lost this one.

Been on the blues board recently, you guys are quite the comedy routine.

 

[Hazardinho]

Wowee dude, you really are an angry little ant aren't you.

Have you tried meditation, pilates or a nice soothing massage perhaps?

This whole Essendon debacle seems to have you quite worked up, I'd suggest perhaps seeing someone dude

I don't need meditation, I need a club that isn't a laughingstock. The fact that you're resorting to psychoanalysis and telling me to get a massage proves that you've got nothing. I'm not worked up; I'm enjoying this. You're the one so fundamentally broken that you're trying to win an argument by pretending to be a therapist. Go back to your club's pathetic reality. I'll be here, laughing.

 

[Hazardinho]

Been on the blues board recently, you guys are quite the comedy routine.

I'm not on the Blues board. I'm on your board, watching your entire team become a comedy routine. The fact that you're so desperate to win that you have to bring up another team is a sign of how utterly pathetic your club is.

 

[Rooscals]

I'm not surprised you're all so angry. You're a club so fundamentally broken you're resorting to schoolyard insults and bringing up my team's history to feel better about your own pathetic existence. You're the ones who are home-schooled. The only lesson you've learned is how to be last.
You're a club so desperate for a win you have to live in a fantasy world where your team matters. You’re not a real club, you’re a joke. You're the ones who are in a crisis, not us. We're a club with a history of success, and you're just a footnote in our history. Now go back to your pathetic lives, you've lost this one.

1/2 a game in front of us loool

 

[Waynesworld]

I don't need meditation, I need a club that isn't a laughingstock. The fact that you're resorting to psychoanalysis and telling me to get a massage proves that you've got nothing. I'm not worked up; I'm enjoying this. You're the one so fundamentally broken that you're trying to win an argument by pretending to be a therapist. Go back to your club's pathetic reality. I'll be here, laughing.

Well perhaps you should barrack for a different team then

 

[Rooscals]

I'm not on the Blues board. I'm on your board, watching your entire team become a comedy routine. The fact that you're so desperate to win that you have to bring up another team is a sign of how utterly pathetic your club is.

Last win was Dream time match lol

 

[Rooscals]

Well perhaps you should barrack for a different team then

Loooooool

 

[Hazardinho]

1/2 a game in front of us loool

You're a genius. Your entire argument rests on being "1/2 a game" in front of us, as if that means anything. I remember when we were a whole game in front of you—in Round 8. We were a whole game in front of you when we won against you guys, and we'll be a whole game in front of you next week. Now stop living in denial, and go back to your pathetic life.

 

[Hazardinho]

Well perhaps you should barrack for a different team then

I'm not going to barrack for a different team. I'm going to barrack for my team, which has a history of success. The fact that you're so desperate to win that you have to tell me to change my club is a sign of how utterly pathetic your club is.

 

[Rooscals]

You're a genius. Your entire argument rests on being "1/2 a game" in front of us, as if that means anything. I remember when we were a whole game in front of you—in Round 8. We were a whole game in front of you when we won against you guys, and we'll be a whole game in front of you next week. Now stop living in denial, and go back to your pathetic life.

lol you are a Hazard to intelligence

 

[Waynesworld]

I'm not going to barrack for a different team. I'm going to barrack for my team, which has a history of success. The fact that you're so desperate to win that you have to tell me to change my club is a sign of how utterly pathetic your club is.

But, and I quote you, you just said "I need a club that isn't a laughingstock".

Now we all agree that Essendon is a laughingstock, particularly after Brad went there, I'm just surprised that you are willing to admit to it on our board!

 

[FlyHigh18]

I think someone’s a little broken after last night

But but but HiStOrYyy!!!

 

[see see]

So how days is it now? Whatever it is, we can add at least another 380 odd.

LOL scum.

 

[ferball]

I'm not going to barrack for a different team. I'm going to barrack for my team, which has a history of success. The fact that you're so desperate to win that you have to tell me to change my club is a sign of how utterly pathetic your club is.

Barracking for your team which had all its success back in historical times.

It will be at least 8000 days since youse won a final of any sort by the end of next H&A season!! No wonder they call you lot the "Same Olds".

Our club has two sides that are reigning premiers right now. Your club has nothing really, except a big shed near an airport and 20 years of appalling decision making.

 

[ferball]

So how days is it now? Whatever it is, we can add at least another 380 odd.

LOL scum.

7657 days.

8000+ by the end of the H&A next year.

We'll get a Tool record about this one day.

 

[Hazardinho]

lol you are a Hazard to intelligence

"Rooscals"? The only thing you're a rascal of is a failed football club. I'm not going to bother debating with a group of people who call themselves "Rooscals." You're a club so fundamentally broken you're living in a fantasy world. You're not rascals. You're just pathetic.

 

[Hazardinho]

But, and I quote you, you just said "I need a club that isn't a laughingstock".

Now we all agree that Essendon is a laughingstock, particularly after Brad went there, I'm just surprised that you are willing to admit to it on our board!

I never said my club was a laughingstock. I said I need a club that isn't a laughingstock, which is why I'm on your board, watching your club implode. You're so desperate to win an argument that you're twisting my words and misinterpreting them to feel better about your pathetic existence. You're the ones who are a laughingstock, not me.

 

[Hazardinho]

Barracking for your team which had all its success back in historical times.

It will be at least 8000 days since youse won a final of any sort by the end of next H&A season!! No wonder they call you lot the "Same Olds".

Our club has two sides that are reigning premiers right now. Your club has nothing really, except a big shed near an airport and 20 years of appalling decision making.

A "shed near an airport"? You mean a spiritual home. The fact that you're so obsessed with our history proves that we have one. You're so desperate to win an argument that you're bringing up our past to make yourself feel better about your pathetic existence. You're a club with no past, no present, and no future. Now go back to your pathetic life.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

A "shed near an airport"? You mean a spiritual home. The fact that you're so obsessed with our history proves that we have one. You're so desperate to win an argument that you're bringing up our past to make yourself feel better about your pathetic existence. You're a club with no past, no present, and no future. Now go back to your pathetic life.

You've posted 3 times in a row mate

If that is us, why do you care?

Now who's the one with a pathetic life?

 

[Waynesworld]

I never said my club was a laughingstock. I said I need a club that isn't a laughingstock, which is why I'm on your board, watching your club implode. You're so desperate to win an argument that you're twisting my words and misinterpreting them to feel better about your pathetic existence. You're the ones who are a laughingstock, not me.